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Jan. 8, 2025

Trump Wants to Rename Gulf of Mexico, Buy Greenland, and Meta Just Su…

Trump plans to rename an ocean, Don Jr's Arctic adventure falls flat, and Mark Zuckerberg does the world's most expensive apology tour. Plus, scientists reveal you can skip the diet and just take a walk! Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with...

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Jan. 7, 2025

Drones, Clones, and Student Loans: When Star Wars Meets Real Wars

Patrick tackles Pennsylvania Senator Doug Mastriano's creative interpretation of Star Wars vehicles as government surveillance, proving that some politicians can't tell their TIE fighters from their spy drones. Plus, we celebrate America's victory...

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Jan. 6, 2025

CryptoClocks & Burger Shocks: America's War on Time, Money, and Commo…

Patrick dives into America's latest financial fever dream - Fartcoin, because apparently cryptocurrency needed to get even weirder. Then, we explore the eternal battle against Daylight Savings Time, where changing your clock twice a year is somehow...

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Dec. 20, 2024

The Government Shutdown Showdown: Trump's Debt Ceiling Dodgeball

Patrick takes on the looming government shutdown, Trump's Truth Social financial advice, and Congress's latest game of fiscal hot potato. Watch as we explore how Trump wants to treat the national debt like an annoying terms of service agreement - just...

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Dec. 19, 2024

Trump's Ambassador Herschel Walker Pick, Luigi a terrorist?, and anot…

Today's stories explore three high-profile figures navigating very different controversies. Trump appoints football legend Herschel Walker to be Ambassador to the Bahamas while warning Senate Republicans to hold off on other confirmations. In New...

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Dec. 18, 2024

Trump's Canadian Takedown Tour PLUS Biden Says Nothing to Fear (But M…

President Biden tries to calm drone hysteria while Trump goes full History Channel conspiracy theorist. Plus, why some Americans think Orion's Belt is actually Amazon Prime's newest delivery fleet. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga...

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Dec. 17, 2024

Trump Talks Drones, Harris Plans Comebacks, and the DNC's Scrooge-y C…

Join Patrick Gutfield as he navigates through today's political circus, where Trump claims the government is playing hide-and-seek with mystery drones, Kamala Harris delivers fortune cookie wisdom to laid-off staffers at their own goodbye party, and...

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Dec. 16, 2024

Healthcare CEO's Alleged Killer Becomes TikTok's Hottest Felon

From Boston nightclubs celebrating a murder suspect with Miley Cyrus to GiveSendGo fundraising controversies and banned merch, this episode unpacks the bizarre Luigi Mangione phenomenon.  Join us for a sardonic look at a week where true crime met...

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Dec. 13, 2024

Time's Person of the Year Trump Drops Bombs While Accused CEO Killer …

From mass deportation plans to vaccine skepticism, Trump's triumphant return to Time's cover collides with a stranger-than-fiction manhunt, as an Ivy League heir allegedly kills a healthcare CEO only to get caught at McDonald's - and lose his...

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Dec. 12, 2024

Nobel vs. RFK: Scientists Say 'No Way,' Trump Says 'You're Hired

77 Nobel laureates write a strongly-worded letter opposing RFK Jr.'s nomination as health secretary, because apparently winning a Nobel Prize makes you an "elite"; Trump's perfume line gets an unwitting endorsement from Jill Biden; The Biden-Harris...

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Dec. 11, 2024

Mystery Drones Hit Jersey, and Trump Hits on a Prince!

The alleged assassin of a healthcare CEO gets caught at McDonald's with a silencer and enough cash for 2,000 Big Macs; New Jersey's got UFOs playing hide and seek while the governor holds secret meetings; Trump gushes over Prince William like a royal...

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Dec. 10, 2024

UFOs over New Jersey, Eric Adams called Thirsty

Anyone seen the NJ Drones? Anyone seen Biden's hair?! Is Eric Adams thirsty? Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple...

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Dec. 9, 2024

Trump's Big Interview...and RFK's crazy Interview application

Donald Trump, the man who once thought stealth planes were actually invisible, met with Prince William in Paris - and his first observation was basically "Wow, you're tall!" Real diplomatic genius there.  Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with...

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Dec. 6, 2024

Ballot Dec 6 AM-auphonic

Mac Davies had too mych floouride or something and is out sick so Patrick gets to host the show! We dive into the digital drama as TikTok faces a potential breakup with America that's messier than your ex's Instagram feed.  And in our "Healthcare...

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Dec. 5, 2024

Naked RFK in the shower

Cheryl Hines proves that when life gives you a naked Kennedy nominee, you make scented candles! Aaron Rodgers reminds RFK he's a football player. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you...

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Dec. 4, 2024

Time Lords and Anthems that aren't gay

Tiday, we're diving deep into a world where nothing is what it seems! The Village People want you to know "YMCA" isn't gay (it's just about affordable housing for muscular men in costumes),and Elon Musk wants to bend time itself (but can't decide...

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Dec. 3, 2024

PARDON MY FRENCH! (And Son) PLUS Trump to Annex Canada?

From our studios in the 51st State of Canada, Mac Davies fights off bronchitis to tackls another wild day in American politics. What links Trump's Canada comments, Notre Dame visit, and Biden's surprise Hunter pardon? Only our signature snark can make...

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Dec. 2, 2024

Pardons and Pricier Beer: Biden pardons Hunter

President Biden just gave his son Hunter an early Christmas present, and it wasn't a tie - it's a get-out-of-jail-free card! That's right, Biden pardoned Hunter faster than you can say "family discount at the Justice Department." The White House is...

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Nov. 29, 2024

Trump Trolls Biden in YMCA Turkey Video plus RFK on the joys of...che…

Donald Trump released a video so insane you'll think we're kidding. RFK's heroic claims.   Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your...

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Nov. 27, 2024

Hot Ones said no to Kamala Harris

Harris tried to east some spicy wings (and promote her campaign) and Hot Ones said no.   Meanwhile, as host Mac Davies fights off a cold, a  look into The Trump Whale. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows...

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Nov. 26, 2024

Hulk Hogan to join Trump's cabinet? Lauren Boebert joins Cameo

At this point is the idea of Hulk Hogan being on the cabinet really that unbelievable? Lauren Boebert wants to Cameo with you.  Just don't say Beetlejuice three times. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows...

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Nov. 25, 2024

Biden to pardon turkeys, there's Bird Flu in unpasteurized milk

Good news for Peach and Blossom.  Those two turkeys will be pardoned today, if Joe Biden remembers.  The bad news? They have to spend the day with Joe Biden. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any...

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Nov. 22, 2024

Why did Matt Gaetz pull out?

Matt Gaetz has withdrawn as Trump’s attorney general pick. Melania is planning to NOT live at the White House, we assume because that's where Donald is going to be. Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on...

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Nov. 21, 2024

Trump Dance Sweeps Nation, Biden starts war with Russia to distract us

Oh man, Trump is going to be so upset when he finds out what the Village People are all about.  Didn't Hillary once say it takes a village?  Did she mean a cop, construction worker and a shirtless cowboy? We don't know what the hell this show is...

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