Dec. 5, 2024

Naked RFK in the shower

Show Notes
Transcript

Cheryl Hines proves that when life gives you a naked Kennedy nominee, you make scented candles!

Aaron Rodgers reminds RFK he's a football player.

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Calaroga Shark media from Jet's training camp, where Aaron Rodgers

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loses worse than Kamala Harrison, Hillary Clinton. This is ballad,

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that's right, But at least Aaron Rodgers didn't lose his voice,

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so he's having a better day than me. Let's hit this.

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I guess when it comes down to it, your pal

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Mac Davies is attracted to the crazy ones. You've heard

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me tell you about my crazy ex girlfriend Norma, and

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you've heard me trying to convince Cheryl Hines to leave

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RFK to date a younger guy with his own podcast. Well,

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you can forget about that plan. Now here's a verbatim

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report from Vanity Fair that makes me want to throw up.

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On Friday, Hines posted a little t he video on

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her Instagram story's shilling deep Black Friday discounts on her

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Hines plus Young Beauty and Wellness line, cackling, honey, you

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can't take a shower right now, I'm doing a video

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into the camera, her head and the products she's waving,

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tantalizingly blocking her husband as he lathers up behind her.

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Oh Bobby. A text overlay on the story read nothing

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says I'm ready to run health and human services quite

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like your wife filming you naked in the shower to

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sell candles. RFK Junior has gone from vaccine skeptic to

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unwitting social media influencer, proving that the Kennedy legacy of

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public service now includes serving looks on Instagram. The candle

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the line includes Hyannas seagrass, which smells like ocean air,

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skinny dipping, and sunshine. Because nothing says I'm a serious

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cabinet nominee quite like having your wife sell candles that

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smell like your family's naked swimming habits. But the real

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star is the Maha candle that's make America Healthy Again,

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which they describe as smelling clean, you know, because nothing

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says clean quite like using your naked husband's cabinet nomination

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to move it's some merchandise. The whole thing was posted

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with Cheryl giggling, Oh, Bobby, while he's presumably doing his

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own research on shower temperature behind her. It's nice to

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see that while he might not trust the CDC, he

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at least trusts his wife's marketing instincts. On the other hand,

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if Cheryl and Bobby have any ideas on how to

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get my voice back. I'm all ears. Well, folks, looks

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like we're getting a Netflix documentary about Aaron Rodgers, which

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I assume is just three hours of him doing his

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own research on YouTube. The series is called Aaron Rodgers Enigma,

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though I think Aaron Rodgers, that guy from your Facebook feed,

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might have been more accurate. In the trailer, RFK asks

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Rogers if he's considered going into politics, you know, because

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if there's one thing America needs right now, it's another

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guy who thinks he knows more than doctors because he

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watched a TikTok about it. Rogers revealed that Kennedy actually

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asked him to be his running mate, to which Rogers responded,

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I'm an effing football player. Finally something we can all

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agree on. The Jets. QB also complained that Trump didn't

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drain the swamp during his first term, which is kind

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of like complaining that your healing crystals didn't cure your

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interception problem. Maybe we were expecting too much from the start.

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Netflix is calling this a series about defining moments in

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Roger's life, so I guess we'll get three episodes about

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not getting vaccinated discovering Joe Rogan's podcast, and that time

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he convinced himself he was smarter than the entire medical

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community because he read a Wikipedia article. Folks, just when

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you thought politics couldn't get more like a reality show,

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Ari Emmanuel has emerged as Hollywood's Trump whisperer, and his

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origin story with Trump it started with a golf course

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phone call where Trump basically said, you got Conan O'Brien

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thirty two million dollars. Make me that kind of money.

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It's like hiring your divorce lawyer because they got your

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friend a great alimony deal. But here's where it gets wheeled. Emmanuel,

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who just gave nearly a million bucks to Kamala Harris's campaign,

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is now playing both sides better than a DJ at

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a bipartisan wedding. He's got his brother Rahm working as

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Biden's ambassador to Japan while he's chatting up Trump at

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UFC fights. That's like having one brother coaching the Yankees

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while you're in the Red Sox dugout the real power move.

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Emmanuel tried to slide into Twitter's DMS with a casual Hey,

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let me run your forty four billion dollar company for

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just one hundred million Elon Musk's team called it the

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most insulting message ever, which is saying something coming from

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the guys who thought buying Twitter was a good idea.

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The cherry on top. Emmanuel says he'll definitely pick up

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the phone if he disagrees with Trump's decisions, because nothing

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says speaking truth to power quite like your former agent

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calling to complain about your foreign policy. Portions of today's

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program were made with the help of picturing RFK in

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the shower, AI and the New York Jets, And that

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last part means today's show was a total disaster.