Nov. 21, 2024

Trump Dance Sweeps Nation, Biden starts war with Russia to distract us

Show Notes
Transcript

Oh man, Trump is going to be so upset when he finds out what the Village People are all about. Didn't Hillary once say it takes a village? Did she mean a cop, construction worker and a shirtless cowboy?

We don't know what the hell this show is about either, but hey, are you not enterained?

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Calaroga Shark media.

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From the YMCA, where they have everything for young men

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to enjoy. This is ballid. That's right.

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You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,

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you can do whatever you feel.

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Let's hit this well.

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Joe Biden's World War III can't start soon enough because

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it's the only way to stop the Trump Dance that's

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sweeping the nation. Even the NFL has officially approved the

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Trump Dance, proving that even the no fun.

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League occasionally lets its hair piece down.

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The dance has been spreading faster than conspiracy theories. At

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a Thanksgiving dinner with players from the forty nine Ers, Raiders, Titans,

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and Lions all breaking it out, Nick Bosa did it first,

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which makes sense because nothing says they support the president

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elect quite like celebrating after violently throwing another man to

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the ground. The NFL claims this isn't a political statement,

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even though they previously find Bosa for wearing a Maga hat. Apparently,

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wearing your politics is bad, but dancing them is totally fine.

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It's like how you can't wear a campaign button to work,

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but you can absolutely do the macarina while shouting your

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preferred tax policy. UFC fighter John Jones did the dance

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and pointed at Trump ringside at Madison Square Garden, which,

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to be fair, went over better than Tony Hinchcliffe making

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jokes about Puerto Ricans.

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The dance has gotten so.

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Big that even US soccer star Christian Polisic broke it

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out after scoring against Jamaica. Finally, something that unites American

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football and actual football, awkward dad dancing. The Times describes

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Trump's moves as the kind of stiff swivel often employed

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by aarrhythmic wedding guests or awkward one too many conventioneers.

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In other words, it's exactly the dance you'd expect from

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someone whose idea of exercise is driving a golf cart.

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To the green and get this.

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They compared it to Will Ferrell's Frank the Tank character

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from Old School, except Trump's version is apparently simultaneously wrong

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for most music and perhaps barely passable for all. The

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NFL had to clarify that the dance doesn't violate their

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rules against sexually suggestive or offensive celebrations, which, let's be honest,

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is the first time anyone has ever worried about Trump's

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dancing being too sexy.

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More news from the Trump family.

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Apparently the former and future president has been leaving midnight

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voicemails for his granddaughter Kai that start with it's your

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favorite President, which, let's be honest, is probably how he

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answers all his phone calls, including those from his cable company.

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Kai revealed these messages in her latest golf flog because

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apparently even Trump's grandkids are influencers now. The voicemails always

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come around midnight, which makes sense because that's prime executive

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time for posting on social media, you know, when all

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the other presidents are usually sleeping. Well, I guess Biden

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is asleep all the time. But years ago we had

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presidents that were youngish and they would have been asleep.

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But the real highlight here is Trump bragging about his

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clubhead speed compared to pro golfer Bryson day Chambeau's. When

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Kai said Trump hits it way further, he responded, that's right, honey.

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Oh Kai, listen to me. This is really really important.

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If you post anything on social media with the word further,

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make sure you include the T.

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That's one typo you don't want to make. When Grandpa

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is in the conversation.

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Nate Silver has a bold new suggestion for President Biden

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step aside and let Kamala Harris take over. Silver complained

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that Biden's been avoiding reporters at the G twenty summit,

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with one TV producer reduced to holding up paper signs

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like a desperate fan at a baseball game. I haven't

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seen someone try this hard to get an elderly man's

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attention since my aunt tried to wave down her husband

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costco while he was sampling free cheese and get this.

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Silver says Biden needs to step down because of high

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stakes decisions in Ukraine. This is coming from the same

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guy who had to take down his election prediction model

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on election night because it wasn't capturing the story. Well,

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that's like a weatherman saying his forecast wasn't wrong. The

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weather just wasn't cooperating with his predictions. Silver also claimed

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nobody from Biden's campaign should work in politics again. In

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related news, a fortune cookie factory is reportedly offering Nate

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Silver a job as head of predictions.

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Their current accuracy rate was just too high.

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Portions of today's program were made with the help of

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AI Parody Laws and the Village People didn't Hillary once

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say it takes a village, that's right.

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It takes a village of people.