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March 5, 2025

CHAOS IN CONGRESS: Rep PHYSICALLY REMOVED As Trump Claims 'We're Taki…

Explosive scenes at Trump's address to Congress! Watch as Democratic Rep. Al Green gets DRAGGED from the chamber shouting "YOU HAVE NO MANDATE!" while Republicans chant "USA!" Plus, Elon Musk calls Social Security "the biggest Ponzi scheme of all...

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March 4, 2025

Trump's Joint Congressional Address Tonight: What Time, How to Watch …

President Trump addresses Congress tonight at 9 PM Eastern Time in what promises to be a dramatic showdown. Find out why this isn't technically a State of the Union, which Democrats are boycotting, and how Nancy Pelosi advises her party to respond....

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March 3, 2025

GOVERNMENT CHAOS: Musk's Email Demands Cost Taxpayers MILLIONS While …

Trump's America is WILD! Elon Musk's weekly "prove your worth" emails to federal employees could waste SEVEN HUNDRED MILLION dollars annually while celebrities scramble after being named in Jeffrey Epstein's newly released contact book! Plus, Trump...

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March 2, 2025

"Trump's five Million Dollar 'Gold Card' For Rich Foreigners While Mu…

Trump unveils luxurious new immigration plan selling "gold cards" to wealthy foreigners for five million dollars each, promising citizenship to "very nice" Russian oligarchs. Meanwhile, over two hundred fifty thousand Canadians sign petition to revoke...

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March 1, 2025

OVAL OFFICE EXPLOSION: Trump DESTROYS Zelensky While Totally-Not-a-Ru…

You won't BELIEVE what happened when Ukraine's president dared to challenge Trump! The shouting match that has world leaders FREAKING OUT and Putin CELEBRATING! Secret Russian reporter INFILTRATES White House during diplomatic MELTDOWN! Is World War...

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Feb. 28, 2025

TOXIC KITCHEN ALERT! Patrick Gutfield EXPOSES the DEADLY Cancer-Causi…

Patrick Gutfield REVEALS the TERRIFYING truth that Big Plastic doesn't want you to know! Your BLACK SPATULAS contain DEADLY chemicals that can LOWER YOUR CHILD'S IQ and make you FOUR TIMES more likely to DIE OF CANCER! Plus, EXPLOSIVE letters from...

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Feb. 27, 2025

Apple's AI Exposes Awkward Trump-Racist Connection While CIA Agents G…

Former Siri developer reveals possible "serious prank" in Apple's dictation system as it briefly transcribes "racist" as "Trump" before correcting itself. Meanwhile, the CIA faces a potential security nightmare after an unclassified White House email...

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Feb. 26, 2025

Eagles ready to visit Trump after Megyn Kelly meltdown: The White Hou…

The Philadelphia Eagles are caught in a bizarre invitation controversy after Megyn Kelly's meltdown, while twenty-one employees resign from Elon Musk's DOGE department refusing to "dismantle critical services." Meanwhile, Don Lemon and Megyn Kelly...

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Feb. 25, 2025

Patrick Gutfield BRUTALLY DEMOLISHES Bongino, Musk, and the FBI in SA…

Late night host Patrick Gutfield DOESN'T HOLD BACK in this EXPLOSIVE triple-header rant! First, he EVISCERATES Trump's FBI appointment of podcaster Dan Bongino, then UNLOADS on Trump's UNHINGED attacks on MSNBC, and finally EXPOSES the SHOCKING truth...

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Feb. 24, 2025

Ballot Mon Feb 24 ds-auphonicElon Musk's $5,000 Stimulus Check Propos…

Buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of bizarre news from the weekend! Elon Musk and Trump are floating the idea of $5,000 stimulus checks from DOGE savings, while measles makes a comeback in Texas and New Mexico due to low vaccination rates. In France,...

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Feb. 23, 2025

Hooters' Bankruptcy, Trump's CPAC Circus, and Musk's Federal Employee…

This weekend was a rollercoaster of bizarre news. Hooters, the iconic restaurant chain known for its "assets," may be filing for bankruptcy after 42 years, struggling to keep their business afloat. Meanwhile, Donald Trump held court at CPAC, spending...

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Feb. 21, 2025

Barron Trump's College Life Causes GOP Meltdown, Trump's Gaza Riviera…

Patrick Gutfield dives into the absurd controversy at NYU where describing Barron Trump as a normal college student somehow became scandalous. Plus, Trump's ambitious plans to turn Gaza into a Mediterranean resort (minus the residents), Musk's...

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Feb. 20, 2025

Trump Crowns Himself King, IRS Gets Fired, and Ohio's DIY SWAT Team

Patrick Gutfield takes aim at Trump's royal ambitions after killing NYC's congestion pricing, breaks down the bizarre Trump-Musk bromance on Fox News, and dives into the surreal story of an Ohio neighborhood where the local watch group went full...

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Feb. 19, 2025

Trump's Executive Orders, Kennedy Center Protests, and Mexico Fights …

Patrick Gutfield analyzes recent political developments, including Trump's closure of the JFK Library, protest dancers at the Kennedy Center, Mexico's potential lawsuit against Google, and U.S.-Russia negotiations in Saudi Arabia. A satirical look at...

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Feb. 18, 2025

Nuclear Mishaps, Air Force One Shopping, and Tom Cruise's NASCAR Drea…

Trump tries to fire our nuclear weapons staff (but takes it back), makes Boeing execs sweat over Air Force One inspections, and Jeff Gordon hints at a "Days of Thunder" sequel that could either be amazing or a disaster. Plus, why firing nuclear...

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Feb. 17, 2025

From NASCAR to Napoleon - How President Trump Turned a Race Day into …

While most people spend their Sundays watching sports, Trump's out here living them! Fresh from turning Daytona into his personal Victory Lane (where he had Richard Petty wondering who really is The King), the former president dropped a spicy Napoleon...

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Feb. 16, 2025

Loser Canadian Hockey Fans BOO U.S. Anthem, Tourist LOSES HANDS to Sh…

A hilarious take on Canada's national anthem boos, a tourist's shocking shark selfie fail, and the explosive SNL-Samantha Bee feud.  Patrick Gutfield delivers biting (oops, sorry tourist) commentary on international sports drama, bizarre vacation...

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Feb. 14, 2025

Army Base Name Drama + Epic Flu Season + Rock Hall CHAOS

Fort Bragg plays musical chairs with its name (and burns through eight million dollars doing it), learn about the WWII hero who Grand Theft Auto'd a Nazi ambulance, discover why this year's flu season is hitting harder than a metal concert mosh pit,...

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Feb. 13, 2025

JD Vance's NIGHTMARE Week: Trump's Snub + Pope's Smackdown + Kennedy …

VP Vance's terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad week! First, Trump publicly friendzones him on Fox News, then the POPE HIMSELF writes a letter saying he's got Catholic teaching all wrong (awkward!), all while Trump stages a hostile takeover of the...

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Feb. 12, 2025

Denmark's WILD Plan to Buy California + Trump's Bizarre Greenland Obs…

The latest political roundup dives into the most bonkers real estate deals in American history! From a viral petition to sell California to Denmark for one trillion dollars, to a Congressman trying to rename Greenland as "Red, White and Blueland," to...

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Feb. 11, 2025

Trump's Bathroom Obsession & Boebert's Late Night with Kid Rock! | Wi…

Today we're diving into the absolutely bonkers world of politics where Trump is waging war on your shower head, Lauren Boebert and Kid Rock are having two thirty AM taxi adventures, and plastic straws are apparently a matter of national security....

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Feb. 10, 2025

Trump's Super Bowl Meltdown - From Penny Pinching to Rage Quitting!

Join Patrick Gutfield as he unpacks Trump's wild Super Bowl Sunday where the former president managed to ban pennies, start a trade war, AND storm out of the biggest game in America - all in the span of twenty-four hours! From declaring war on copper...

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Feb. 9, 2025

Elon Musk Loves Donald Trump While Donuts Try to Kill Us!

The White House turns into a romantic comedy as Elon Musk declares his love for Trump (while Melania "will be okay with it somehow"). Meanwhile, Trump's trying to start a trade war during a coffee date with Japan's Prime Minister, South African...

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Feb. 7, 2025

Trump's Super Bowl Circus: Taylor vs Trump, Fake Football History

Patrick Gutfield dissects Trump's wild Super Bowl week, from his Taylor Swift feud to inventing a fake coaching history with Tommy Tuberville. Plus: Why Dawn Staley can't watch her Eagles thanks to Air Force One, and how Trump's presence at the Super...

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