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Feb. 6, 2025

Trump Takes Media to New Heights: From 60 Minutes Meltdown to White H…

Patrick Gutfield rips into Trump's wild week of media attacks, from demanding CBS shut down over edited footage to his plans for a one hundred million dollar White House disco ballroom. Plus: His Press Secretary invents the "grocery pump," and VP JD...

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Feb. 5, 2025

Trump's Plans to take over Gaza, obliterate Iran and Why the Super Bo…

Today's absolutely bonkers headlines: Trump leaves instructions to OBLITERATE an entire country if he's taken out (totally normal presidential behavior), the CIA offers to PAY its entire workforce to quit (because who needs spies anyway?), and the...

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Feb. 4, 2025

WAFFLE HOUSE EGG CRISIS + Biden's SECRET Hollywood Deal + Your Brain …

Our brains are filling up with microplastics faster than a Kardashian's Instagram fills up with sponsored content! Plus, Waffle House adds a surcharge that has breakfast lovers scrambling, and Joe Biden signs with Hollywood's biggest agency - is "The...

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Feb. 3, 2025

Trump Wants Norway's Piggy Bank, Canada Dumps Our Bourbon, and MTG Be…

Today's Political Circus: Trump dreams up a trillion-dollar investment fund (with money we don't have), Canadians are hate-drinking local wine, Marco Rubio's running an agency through his mystery friend, Mexico found ten thousand troops behind their...

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Feb. 2, 2025

NEW TRUMP TARIFFS EXPLAINED: Why Everything From Your Car To Your Bre…

President Trump just declared economic war on our three biggest trading buddies, and your wallet is caught in the crossfire. Here's what's ACTUALLY happening with these massive new tariffs (and why you should buy those avocados NOW): ✓ Canada and...

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Jan. 31, 2025

CHAOS ALERT! Trump's Trade War EXPLODES as Canada Threatens 'Forceful…

The federal government melts down over pronouns in email signatures while Trump plays chicken with our biggest trading partners! Will Canada unleash its "forceful but reasonable" revenge? Did the feds just copy-paste Elon's homework for their buyout...

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Jan. 30, 2025

Do DOGS want to cancel Daylight Savings Time?

Look, there's nothing funny about a plane crash so we decided to talk about something else. Dogs may have a case for getting rid of Daylight Savings Time Trump is using too many words, and wants to end NYC's congestion pricing. Netflix is rebooting...

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Jan. 29, 2025

RFK Jr.'s WILD Senate Hearing & The Great Gulf Coast Shrimp SCAM!

Robert F Kennedy Jr. gets grilled harder than imported shrimp as he tries convincing senators he's not anti-vaccine, while restaurants across the Gulf Coast are caught serving up seafood lies! Plus, we've got Paul Pelosi making thirty-eight million...

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Jan. 28, 2025

Material Girl Goes Standup, Google Cancels Mexico, and French AI Clai…

CHAOS ALERT: Madonna storms comedy club for surprise Trump jokes while Google Maps tries to erase Mexico from its app! But that's not even the craziest news of the day - wait until you hear about France's new AI that thinks cows lay eggs and can...

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Jan. 27, 2025

DeepSeek: The $6M AI That's Making Silicon Valley SWEAT

How a $6M Chinese AI Just Crashed America's Trillion-Dollar Tech Party Move over Silicon Valley - there's a new AI in town that just did with six million dollars what American tech giants are spending a trillion to achieve. Tonight, we're diving into...

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Jan. 27, 2025

Trump's Coffee Crisis: How His Colombia Tariffs Could Hit Your Mornin…

Join host Patrick Gutfield for a satirical take on Trump's twenty-five percent tariffs on Colombian goods, threatening America's coffee supply, plus his unusual fixation on Greenland's military defenses and controversial Gaza relocation plans. We'll...

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Jan. 24, 2025

The Art of the Declassify Deal

Trump opens up the JFK files like they're his tax returns, Biden's farewell letter turns out nicer than his Twitter replies, and China builds a sun because apparently global warming wasn't enough. Plus: Trump discovers crypto, proving you can teach an...

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Jan. 23, 2025

Trump's Real Estate Empire Dreams: From Panama Canal to Greenland, Pl…

Join Patrick Gutfield as he unpacks Trump's ambitious territorial wishlist, from trying to reclaim the Panama Canal to making another bid for Greenland. Plus, Mexican President Sheinbaum's diplomatic shade-throwing and Piers Morgan's bold prediction...

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Jan. 22, 2025

Trump's Hollywood Takeover, Meta's Forced Follows, and Government Dogs

Join Patrick Gutfield for a satirical take on the day's biggest political stories, including Trump's surprising Hollywood ambassador appointments, Meta's mysterious automatic follows of the Trump administration, and the new Department of Government...

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Jan. 20, 2025

Trump's Indoor Inauguration, TikTok Drama, and Crypto Chaos

Join host Patrick Gutfield for a comedic take on today's biggest political stories. Watch as we break down Trump's last-minute indoor inauguration plans, his surprising TikTok save, and the launch of Trump cryptocurrency that has Wall Street...

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Jan. 17, 2025

What Time Is Trump's Inauguration? The guest list, which celebrities…

A comprehensive guide to Trump's presidential comeback celebration: featuring performances by Carrie Underwood, The Village People, and Kid Rock, spanning four days of ceremonies and celebrations. Details the complete inaugural schedule, surprise...

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Jan. 16, 2025

Trump's Drama, Gaza Peace, and Stephen A.'s Political Hot Takes | Lat…

A comedic take on Trump's late-night Twitter rage against Seth Meyers, the historic Israel-Hamas ceasefire deal starring Steve 'Who?' Witkoff, Biden's 'Is that a joke?' moment, and ESPN's Stephen A. Smith regretting his Harris vote. Plus, Trump's...

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Jan. 15, 2025

LA Burns While DC Churns: Trump's New Agency Don Save America, Michel…

A satirical take on today's biggest stories, including Trump's External Revenue Service plan, Michelle Obama's inauguration decision, pink fire retardants in LA, and opportunistic landlords raising rents during the wildfire crisis

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Jan. 14, 2025

MAGA Granny Says No, Village People Say Yes: Trump's Wild Inauguratio…

From pardons to parties: Jan 6 'MAGA Granny' shocks by refusing Trump's clemency while the Village People agree to perform YMCA at his inauguration. Plus, Biden's final student loan forgiveness push, Melania's White House return plans, and Trump's...

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Jan. 13, 2025

LA Burning: Zuck Slams Apple on Joe Rogan Experience, Trump vs Newsom…

Mark Zuckerberg throws shade at Apple during his Joe Rogan Experience appearance, while President-elect Trump and Governor Newsom battle over LA's devastating wildfires. Plus, Fire Chief Crowley's explosive interview, fake firefighters raiding...

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Jan. 11, 2025

Trump's Zero-Punishment Felony, Fox News Confessions, and Presidentia…

A satirical look at Donald Trump's unconditional discharge in his felony case, his candid Fox News interview about Obama, and his expanding merchandise empire including twenty billion dollar Dubai deals and signature guitars. Features sharp political...

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Jan. 10, 2025

Trump's Historic Virtual Sentencing, Awkward Funeral Reunions, and Bi…

Join Patrick Gutfield for a landmark day in American history. We're breaking down President-elect Trump's unprecedented virtual sentencing in Manhattan - the first criminal sentencing of any American president. Plus, all the uncomfortable handshakes...

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Jan. 9, 2025

Former Presidents Set to Reunite at Carter Funeral While Trump and Ne…

The historic gathering of five presidents at Jimmy Carter's funeral and the heated exchange between Trump and Newsom over the Los Angeles wildfires. A unique look at how two major stories - a solemn presidential reunion and a political firefight over...

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