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Callaroga Shark Media from Washington, d C.
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Where you obviously searched for what time is Trump's inauguration
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and discover the show This is Ballot, That's Right podcast
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SEO is wonderful. I'm Patrick Gutfield and I have all
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the details about Trump's inauguration, But first I have to
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say the show's catchphrase, Let's hit this.
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Well.
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Buckle up America, because Trump's inauguration lineup is looking like
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a two thousand and seven county fair got mixed up
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with a Mara Lago membership directory. The Trump Vance Inauguration
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kicks off Saturday with a President's reception and fireworks at
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Trump National Golf Club in Virginia, followed by a cabinet
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reception and Vice president's dinner. Sunday starts with a wreathlaying
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ceremony at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Arlington.
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The big event that night is the Make.
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America Great Again Victory Rally at Capitol One Arena, featuring
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Kid Rock, The Village People, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Lee Greenwood,
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plus the Liberty University Praise Choir. Trump will speak therein
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later at a candlelight dinner. Inauguration day itself is packed,
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starting with service at Saint John's Church and White House
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tea service, then the main event, the Capital swearing in ceremony,
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which happens at noon. According to the US Constitution's twentieth Amendment,
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the President elect officially becomes the sitting president at precisely
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noon Eastern on January twentieth, whether or not they have taken.
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The oath of office.
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Traditionally, inaugural events are carefully timed to ensure that the
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oath is administered as close to noon as possible, aligning
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with the constitutional.
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Transition of power.
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However, in the rare case of a delay, the new
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president assumes their role at the appointed time regardless, so
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stop rooting for rain. Carrie Underwood will perform A America
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the Beautiful. Christopher Machio handles the national anthem, and Lee
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Greenwood delivers God Bless the USA. All living presidents are
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expected to attend, including Biden, Obama, Bush, and Clinton. After
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the formal Biden Harris farewell, there's the traditional parade down
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Pennsylvania Avenue. The evening features three balls, the Commander in
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Chief Ball with Rascal Flats and Parker McCollum, The Liberty
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Ball featuring Jason Aldean and The Village People, plus a
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mystery guest, and the Starlight Ball with Gavin de Grau.
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Trump will speak at all three.
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The festivities wrap up Tuesday with the National Prayer Service. Okay,
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that's as serious as this podcast is.
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Going to get.
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But hey, I like drive by downloads. Okay, new people,
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here's some jokes. The Village People are performing YMCA, which
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is perfect because, like their hit song, half the country
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is also spelling out why you know what they say?
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Nothing brings America together like watching steptuagenarians do arm movements
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in costume. Carrie Underwood's singing America the Beautiful, joined by
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what appears to be every country music star who's ever
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posed with a.
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Pickup truck on an album cover.
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Billy Ray Cyrus will be there, presumably to make sure
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nobody's having any achy breaky hearts about the transition of power.
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Gavin De Grau is performing at something called the Starlight Ball,
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which I assume is what happens when you let Trump
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name things. After midnight, maybe the macho men can drop by.
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Kid Rock's showing up too, shocking. Absolutely, nobody who's been
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conscious for the past eight years. He'll be at the
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MAGA victory Rally, which is being held at Capitol One Arena,
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a venue that ironically won't accept any of Trump's credit cards.
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You know what's really wild, Lee Greenwood's.
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Performing God Bless the USA with the Marine Corps band.
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That's like getting your wedding DJ to collaborate with the
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New York Philharmonic. The schedule du ends with the National
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Prayer Service, where I assume everyone will be praying for
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their social media managers to make it through the next
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four years. As for me, I host this show so
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things can't get crazy enough for my taste. The Trump
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twenty twenty five inauguration is shaping up to be less
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about dignitaries and more about big names, big egos, and
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apparently big YouTube followings. Among the confirmed attendees are Elon Musk,
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predictably since he's gone from mega donor to government advisor
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and UFC chief. Dana White, Trump's longtime pal and one
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man podcast booking service. White is credited with getting Trump
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on right leaning podcasts, helping the president elect connect with
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the elusive demographic of young men who can name ten
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UFC fighters but not three branches of government. One of
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those podcast hosts, Theovon, is set to attend the ceremony,
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alongside former Fox News anchor and MAGA flagwaiver Mega Kelly
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and then We Hit. Influencer Territory Logan and Jake Paul,
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Bryce Hall, and The Milk Boys, YouTube personalities turned boxers
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turned Trump superfans are also on the guest list. If
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you've managed to avoid their content thus far, congratulations, but
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Google confirms their experts at building online empires and punching
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people in the face, literally not figuratively. In a surprise twist,
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Model and Only Fans star Amber Rose, who made headlines
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for showing up at the Republican National Convention, will also
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be there. Rounding out the celebrity mix is Olympic gold
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medalist and reality TV icon Caitlin Jenner, a vocal Trump
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supporter who's swapped keeping up with the Kardashians for keeping
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up with Maga politics. In true Trump fashion, the two
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thy twenty five inaugural festivities are shaping up to be
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less about tradition and more about spectacle. Forget the usual
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quiet diplomacy of US inaugurations. Mister Trump has thrown the
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doors wide open to his favorite global leaders, tech titans,
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and a symbolic garbage truck.
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Yes really.
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Meanwhile, some usual suspects, like Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelenski are
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left watching from the sidelines, angling.
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For an invite.
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Notable attendees reportedly include Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, and Elon Musk,
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because nothing says working class hero quite like a billionaire's
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row on the capitol steps.
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Also on the list is Chinese.
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President Shi Jinping, despite the US and China being poised
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for a tariff showdown. For someone who spent his last
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presidency railing against Beijing, inviting she seems about as strategic
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as letting a bulloose in a Maga merchandise tent. But
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the roster doesn't stop there. Trump has extended invitations to
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his ideological allies like Salvadoran president Naibukele and Argentina's President
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Javier Milay, alongside former Brazilian President Jayir Bolsonaro, whose attendance
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depends on whether he can reclaim his passport from Brazilian authorities.
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Mexican President Claudia Sinbaum, however, won't be gracing the event,
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as Trump is too busy threatening twenty five percent tariffs
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on Mexico to bother with pleasantries. And then there's the
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parade forget elegant floats or classic Americana. Trump's infamous Maga
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garbage truck will make a triumphant return.
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For those who missed it.
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This was the Orange Vest moment when Trump channeled his
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inner sanitation worker in Wisconsin, a stunt that apparently resonated
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with voters in swing states. The garbage truck's inclusion in
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the parade serves as a metaphor so unsubtle it might
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as well carry a neon sign that reads We're still
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cleaning up Washington for those of you who still can't
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accept reality. Congress apparently has this little known power that's
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like the political equivalent of checking someone's idea at the club.
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They can actually step in and.
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Say, uh, neither of these people is qualified to run the.
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Country right now. And then this is the wild part.
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They get to either pick someone to be the substitute
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teacher of democracy or they make up the rules for
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finding someone new. It's like the world's most high stakes
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game of tag.
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You're it.
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The temp president would basically be keeping the seat warm
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until either the President elect or a VP elect gets
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their qualifications sorted out. This is one of those bizarre
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political backup plans that sounds like it was written by
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the same people who came up with the rules for monopoly.
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In case of emergency, break glass and grab random qualified adult.
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And just imagine being that interim president. You're basically the
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political equivalent of a substitute teacher. You've got all the power,
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but everyone knows you're not staying long term. Don't get
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too comfortable that oval office chair, buddy, Anyway, that's gonna happen.
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Portions of today's program were made with the help of AI,
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the First Amendment, and Kid Rock