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May 2, 2025

Cruise Brawls, Melania's Funeral Birthday, and MLB's Pete Rose Drama

Patrick Gutfield's take on banned cruise passengers, Trump's romantic funeral dinner date with Melania, and baseball's posthumous Pete Rose controversy.

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May 1, 2025

Democrats' Impeachment Dreams, Hawley's PELOSI Act, and the $60M Figh…

Why Democrats' impeachment efforts are like bringing water guns to tank battles, Josh Hawley's brilliantly named PELOSI Act, and how to lose a $60 million fighter jet in one easy step.

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April 30, 2025

Trump Runs The World, Bezos Bends the Knee & Pakistan's Weather From …

Patrick Gutfield breaks down Trump declaring himself ruler of the world, Amazon's hasty retreat from tariff transparency, and the record-breaking heat wave turning 21 countries into human rotisseries.

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April 29, 2025

Trump's Magnificent Weight Loss While Russian Satellites Spin Into Ob…

Patrick Gutfield cracks wise about Trump's suspicious twenty-pound weight loss miracle, Don Jr.'s ultra-exclusive Georgetown club for the super-rich, and Russia's nuclear satellite that's now just a very expensive space disco ball. Plus, find out why...

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April 28, 2025

Trump 'Saves' Columbus Day While Cyndi Lauper Finally Has Fun

Patrick Gutfield skewers Trump's mission to rescue a holiday that was never missing, plus hilarious takes on the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame's newest members—where OutKast says "Hey Ya" to immortality and Chubby Checker twists his way in at eighty-three.

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April 26, 2025

Trump's Front-Row Diplomacy: Pope's Funeral Becomes Surprise Ukraine …

President Trump scores VIP seats at Pope Francis's funeral while holding unexpected peace talks with Zelensky. Plus, tonight's White House Correspondents' Dinner goes comedian-free as media tensions escalate. Patrick Gutfield breaks down the...

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April 25, 2025

Ivanka in Space, Alien Bacteria, and the Lego Black Market

Patrick Gutfield skewers Bezos launching celebrities into space, Ivanka's astronaut dreams, astronomers discovering possible alien life, Kimmel blaming liberals for Trump's win, and the underground Lego black market

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April 24, 2025

Vatican Photo Scandal, Tesla's Troubles, and Chimps with Booze:

Patrick Gutfield delivers biting commentary on Vance's Vatican photo scandal, Trump's pay-to-leave immigration plan, Tesla's seventy-one percent profit collapse forcing Musk to abandon government work, and chimps' surprisingly human drinking habits.

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April 23, 2025

Red Dye Panic, Coffee Nightmares, and CBS Drama: Patrick Gutfield Tak…

Join Patrick Gutfield on "Ballot" as he dives into Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s war against food coloring, revealing what "Make America Healthy Again" means for your favorite cereals. Patrick also unpacks the shocking "sixty Minutes" executive producer...

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April 22, 2025

Pope Francis, Trump, and Noem's Purse Predicament

Join Patrick Gutfield on "Ballot" as he delivers biting commentary on Trump's Vatican visit, the papal succession race, and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's restaurant robbery incident, all with the sharp wit reminiscent of classic late-night...

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April 21, 2025

Pope Francis Meets JD Vance Day Before Passing, Trump's Easter Tweets…

Vice President JD Vance's Vatican visit just before Pope Francis' passing, President Trump's Easter social media spree, and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's escalating Signal chat scandals. Plus, a bizarre case of chainsaw vandalism in downtown Los...

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April 18, 2025

Trump's 'Perfect' Health Report, White House Weird Art, and Bill Mahe…

Patrick Gutfield delivers scorching takes on President Trump's miraculous health exam claiming he could outlive dinosaurs, the bizarre new White House decor, Bill Maher's controversial dinner date with the president, and how Trump's twelve Diet Cokes...

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April 17, 2025

Biden's midnight emergence, Harvard's billion-dollar standoff with Tr…

Biden emerges after dark to blast Trump's Social Security "hatchet job" while Harvard risks BILLIONS challenging federal demands! Plus: White House chainsaws JFK memorial trees, Trump floats deporting American citizens, and Earth's forests go on...

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April 16, 2025

TROPHY FUMBLE! JD Vance DESTROYS National Championship Prize as Trump…

Patrick Gutfield roasts Vice President JD Vance's fumble of the fifty-pound College Football trophy, Trump's power move sending two aircraft carriers to Iran nuclear talks, and the president's shocking blame of Zelensky for "millions dead" in Ukraine....

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April 15, 2025

Katy Perry puts the Ass in Astronaut! Plus Why Gretchen Whitmer is h…

Patrick Gutfield delivers the HOTTEST political stories with his signature snark! President Trump IGNORES Cheryl Hines at UFC, and demands CBS lose its license in a twenty billion dollar revenge lawsuit.  Plus,  Governor Whitmer HIDES behind folders...

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April 14, 2025

Trump's War on Water Pressure - Make Shower's Great Again!

Patrick Gutfield tackles Trump's attack on shower regulations while defending his "beautiful hair," Colonel Meyers' firing after contradicting JD Vance in Greenland, and the Space Force's new mini satellite jammer (perfect for the militarized soccer...

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April 11, 2025

Tariffs, Investigations, and a Not-So-Pink Moon"

The latest episode where Patrick Gutfield takes aim at the political circus surrounding Trump's tariff reversal as Democrats call for insider trading investigations. Plus, YouTube star Mr. Beast challenges the economics of "America First" tariffs, and...

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April 10, 2025

Trump Heads to Walter Reed: Does the Presidential Scale Add 2 Inches …

Patrick Gutfield delivers hilarious commentary on President Trump's upcoming Walter Reed physical. From Truth Social announcements to imaginary presidential scales that magically add height and subtract weight, Gutfield explores the funny side of...

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April 9, 2025

Joe Rogan, Dave Portnoy and Ben Shapiro TURNING on Trump? | Luxury Ha…

Patrick Gutfield breaks down how Joe Rogan and Trump's biggest podcast allies Dave Portony and Ben Shapiro are jumping ship as tariffs CRUSH the economy! Watch Wall Street MELTDOWN while Chanel and Gucci executives panic over their six-thousand-dollar...

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April 8, 2025

Trump TANKS Economy While Resurrecting EXTINCT Predators! Military Pa…

Patrick Gutfield delivers explosive commentary on this week's most outrageous political stories! Listen as he exposes Trump's contradictory market crash statements, reveals the REAL reason behind his multimillion-dollar military parade plans, and...

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April 7, 2025

Canadians BOYCOTT America as 97-Year-Old Virgin Tortoise FINALLY Gets…

Patrick Gutfield exposes the TRUTH about Canada's tourist rebellion against America and ridiculous penguin tariffs! Plus, a 97-year-old tortoise becomes a mother, priceless Beatles tape found collecting DUST in Vancouver, and Wall Street CRASHES...

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April 6, 2025

ROYAL VEGGIE SCANDAL: King Charles' Carrot Performance While Cruz BET…

Ted Cruz just TURNED on Trump over tariffs that could cost Americans THOUSANDS! Meanwhile, Obama emerges from retirement with a SCATHING critique that has Sean Hannity FUMING! And you won't BELIEVE what King Charles is doing with vegetables at...

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April 5, 2025

COMMANDER-IN-GOLF: Trump ABANDONS Fallen Heroes While Market CRASHES …

OUTRAGEOUS! Trump SKIPS honoring fallen troops to play golf with SAUDI BILLIONAIRES while Wall Street CRASHES and BURNS! The world's richest people just lost SEVENTY-FOUR BILLION DOLLARS in ONE DAY and Americans are now FORCED to use POTATOES for...

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April 4, 2025

EXPOSED: Trump TAXES PENGUINS While Springsteen DEMANDS $350 for REJE…

Patrick Gutfield DESTROYS Trump's penguin tariff madness and Wall Street MELTDOWN! Plus, Bruce Springsteen wants $350 for songs nobody wanted in the first place! Catch the show Washington elites DON'T want you to hear as Patrick exposes the TRUTH...

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