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June 19, 2025

Pizza Predicts Airstrikes, Biden Wanders onto Reacher Set, and Trump …

Israel launches major strikes on Iran—and somehow, we knew it was coming thanks to a spike in Pentagon-area pizza orders. Patrick Gutfield breaks down the so-called *Pentagon Pizza Report*, the long-standing theory that pizza...

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June 18, 2025

Trump Taunts Iran, Israel Preps Strikes, RFK Jr. Snaps the Vaccine Pa…

President Trump raises tensions with Iran, calling its Supreme Leader an "easy target" while Israel warns Tehran residents to evacuate. Meanwhile, a dangerous heat dome threatens over 170 million Americans with record-breakin...

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June 17, 2025

Trump Warns Tehran, Hints at War, and Launches a Cell Phone?

President Trump cuts his G7 trip short to issue a dramatic evacuation warning to Tehran, escalating tensions with Iran amid rising hostilities with Israel. As nuclear threats loom and generals fall at record pace, Trump says ...

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June 17, 2025

Trump Warns Tehran, Hints at War, and Launches a Cell Phone?

President Trump cuts his G7 trip short to issue a dramatic evacuation warning to Tehran, escalating tensions with Iran amid rising hostilities with Israel. As nuclear threats loom and generals fall at record pace, Trump says ...

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June 16, 2025

Trump Wants More Babies, China Wants Fewer Chatbots

Patrick Gutfield unpacks America’s "fertility crisis" as Trump declares himself the “Fertilization President” and floats a $1,000 baby bonus—because diapers apparently cost three bucks? Meanwhile, JD Vance thinks cat ladies s...

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June 15, 2025

No Kings : Anti-Trump Protests Sweep U.S. as Trump Throws Himself a M…

On Trump's 79th birthday, thousands protested across all 50 states under the banner "No Kings"—while Trump marked the day with tanks, robot dogs, and a full-blown military parade. Patrick Gutfield breaks down the tear gas, th...

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June 14, 2025

Introducing - Operation Rising Lion

Operation Rising Lion is the untold story of one of history's most audacious intelligence campaigns, narrated by the man who lived it.Marcus Cole spent twenty years coordinating Mossad's most sensitive operations. Now, at 52,...

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June 13, 2025

Trump’s Bulldozers, Birthday Parade, and Confederate Base Names: A We…

President Trump contiunyes a dizzying week by paving over the Rose Garden—for high heels' sake—while launching personal flagpoles, gold Oval Office updates, and a ballroom “compliments of a man known as Donald J. Trump.” Mean...

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June 12, 2025

Trump Military Parade June 14: Route, Time, Security, Cost & What Rea…

Everything you need to know about Trump's June 14 military parade in Washington DC. Get the inside details on the $45 million cost, 18 miles of security fencing, parade route from 23rd to 15th Street, how 120 chairs became 28...

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June 11, 2025

Newsom vs. Trump, LA Protests, and That Awful Trump Golf Club Health …

Governor Gavin Newsom sues Trump over military deployments in LA as protests over immigration heat up. Trump fires back, suggesting Newsom should be arrested. Meanwhile, JD Vance plays peacemaker between Trump and Elon Musk, ...

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June 10, 2025

Marines, Mayhem & Dr. Phil: Trump’s LA Showdown Gets Wild

Marines in LA? Dr. Phil on ICE raids? Trump and Elon in a billionaire brawl that’s nuking Tesla’s stock? Oh, and gas stations now serve pizza better than your local pizzeria. In today’s episode, we break down the chaos: Presi...

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June 9, 2025

LA Protests Explained: Why Newsom Is Suing Trump Over National Guard …

Breaking down the Los Angeles immigration protests that turned violent, Governor Gavin Newsom's lawsuit against Trump's unauthorized National Guard deployment, and the bizarre TSA announcement that Costco membership cards don...

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June 7, 2025

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Feuds: Power, Pride, and Payback takes you inside the most explosive conflicts between the world's most powerful people. From Hollywood legends to political titans, tech billionaires to music superstars, we explore the psycho...

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June 5, 2025

Elon Musk vs. Donald Trump !! They Go Nuclear: Space Threats, Epstein…

The bromance is dead, the knives are out, and four astronauts might be collateral damage. Donald Trump and Elon Musk just had the most expensive Twitter spat in history—complete with threats to cancel government contracts, wi...

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June 5, 2025

North Korea’s Judgmental Phone, Trump’s Portrait Glow-Up, and Meghan …

From North Korea, where our show is now apparently the state-sponsored podcast of choice, this is Ballot. We’re diving into Kim Jong Un’s latest tech paranoia: a smartphone that autocorrects your slang to propaganda and takes...

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June 4, 2025

Saharan Dust Clouds, Diddy Drama, and the World’s Dumbest License Pla…

From Washington, D.C., where apparently we're all amateur meteorologists now, this is Ballot. Today we talk about the massive Saharan dust cloud blanketing the Caribbean like it booked a long weekend on JetBlue, and how it's ...

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June 3, 2025

Why the Sky is Smoky: Canada's Wildfires, Mount Etna Erupts, and Bide…

Canada's wildfires are causing smoky skies from coast to coast, with smoke reaching as far south as Florida. But wait, is it Biden or one of his clones behind it? Meanwhile, Mount Etna erupts in Sicily, and the acting head of...

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June 2, 2025

Trump’s Statue Garden Dream, Gen Z’s Bar Tab Crisis, and Goodyear’s B…

In this episode, we dive into the absurdity of Trump’s ambitious plan to build a National Garden of American Heroes—250 statues by next year, but it’s already facing serious roadblocks from sculpture experts. We also unpack t...

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May 30, 2025

United Airlines’ New Check-In Rule, Turkey’s Airplane Etiquette Fines…

United Airlines is making passengers check in 15 minutes earlier, but will it really help with delays? Meanwhile, Turkey cracks down on early standers during landing with fines, tackling a major airplane etiquette issue. As s...

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May 29, 2025

Trump’s Mixed Signals on Russia, RFK Jr.’s Vaccine Shift, and Macron’…

President Trump is sending mixed signals on Russia, going from praising Vladimir Putin as a "nice gentleman" to accusing him of "playing with fire" amid stalled peace negotiations. Meanwhile, RFK Jr. stirs controversy by remo...

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May 28, 2025

Trump Pardons 'Chrisley Knows Best' Stars, Offers Canada a 'Deal,' an…

President Trump steps in to pardon Todd and Julie Chrisley, reality TV stars convicted of tax evasion and fraud. The White House calls it a second chance for "unfairly targeted" Americans, but critics aren't so sure. Meanwhil...

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May 27, 2025

We Already Broke the Planet—Now Who Wants Obama’s Beach House?

Scientists say it’s already too late to stop the polar ice caps from melting. But sure, go ahead and drop $39 million on Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard estate—it comes with ocean views, emphasis on ocean. Plus, archaeologists in N...

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May 26, 2025

King Charles Goes to Canada, and the Government Builds a Super Clock

Patrick Gutfield opens with a solemn tribute to the real meaning of Memorial Day—then gets back to business roasting world leaders and scientific overkill. King Charles makes a rare speech in Canada just as Trump jokes about ...

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May 23, 2025

Trump’s Salad Meltdown, a $258 Billion Surprise, and a Plane With No …

Patrick Gutfield breaks down the week’s wildest headlines—from Trump allegedly firing a chef over Caesar salad to the U.S. government accidentally running a massive budget surplus. Plus: a Lufthansa flight flies without a pil...

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