June 12, 2025

Trump Military Parade June 14: Route, Time, Security, Cost & What Really Happened Behind the Scenes

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Everything you need to know about Trump's June 14 military parade in Washington DC. Get the inside details on the $45 million cost, 18 miles of security fencing, parade route from 23rd to 15th Street, how 120 chairs became 28 tanks, and why the Army's 250th birthday celebration requires inauguration-level security. Plus: the real timeline of how this event grew from Biden-era planning to Trump's massive birthday spectacle.

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Calaruga shark media from Washington, DC, where who doesn't love

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a parade? This is valid?

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Hi, I'm Patrick Gutfield with everything you need to know

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about the big parade on Saturday, but we're afraid to ask.

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So the Army is celebrating its two hundred and fiftieth

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birthday on Saturday with a parade, and wouldn't you know it,

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it just happens to fall on Donald Trump's seventy ninth birthday.

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What a delightful coincidence.

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The administration insists this timing is purely accidental, which is

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about as believable as someone claiming they accidentally ordered a

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birthday cake for themselves. Trump posted a video on truth

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social calling it an unforgeable celebration, one like you've never

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seen before. He added, just don't miss this one. It's

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going to be good. That's the kind of hard cell

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you usually hear from a carnival barker, not a president

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promoting military history. The parade starts at six thirty pm

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on Constitution Avenue, featuring what organizers describe as thousands of soldiers,

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massive tanks and artillery, and the cacaphonic rumble of vintage

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warplanes cacaphonic rumble. That's like describing a symphony as organized noise.

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Someone in the Army's pr department clearly failed poetry class.

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There's a whole festival starting at eleven am with kid zones,

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over fifty vendors and meet and greets with Army soldiers,

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NFL players, influencers and celebrities. Nothing says honoring military sacrifice

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quite like a TikTok star taking selfies next to a howitzer.

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They're also hosting an Army fitness competition from nine thirty

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to now, because nothing celebrates military history like watching civilians

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struggle through push ups they haven't done since high school

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gym class. The entertainment lineup includes country singer Scottie Hasting,

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a former Army infantryman wounded in Afghanistan, country singer Noah Hicks,

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and DJ Nilis Simone from Wounded Warriors to Nashville Krooner

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to someone who probably learned mixing beats on YouTube. After

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the parade, Trump will attend an enlistment and re enlistment ceremony.

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Picture this congratulations on joining the Army. Now watch some

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fireworks for the President's birthday. The whole thing wraps up

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with a parachute demonstration by the Golden Knights and fireworks.

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The Golden Knights are elite paratroopers who normally perform at

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major events, but now they're basically expensive birthday party entertainment.

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Here's what's really telling.

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The Navy celebrates its two hundred and fiftieth anniversary in

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October and the Marine Corps hits the same milestone in November.

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Neither has plans for a parade.

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Apparently only the Army gets the full pageantry treatment, and

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purely by coincidence, they're the only branch with an anniversary

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that aligns with Trump's birthday.

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What are the chances?

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The parade route spans six blocks through central DC, ending

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near the National Museum of African American History and Culture.

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That's either thoughtful planning or the most awkward photo opportunity

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in recent memory. They're live streaming the whole thing on

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Army social media platforms, so if you can't make it

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to DC, you can watch forty five million dollars worth

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of military hardware roll down Constitution Avenue from the comfort

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of your couch. The administration keeps insisting this parade celebrates

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the Army, not the President, But when your army celebration

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includes country singers, influencers, and fireworks timed perfectly with your birthday.

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That's not military history. That's a very expensive birthday party

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with tanks. Here's what really happened with this parade, and

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the timeline tells you everything you need to know. Back

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on June twelfth, twenty twenty four, when Joe Biden was

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still president and expecting to serve another term, the Army

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filed a modest permit for their two hundred and fiftieth

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birthday celebration. The plan three hundred soldiers, one concert, four cannons,

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and one hundred and twenty chairs. That's not a parade,

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that's a backyard barbecue with artillery. Then Trump got elected

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and suddenly those one hundred and twenty chairs turned into

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twenty eight tanks, fifty helicopters, and six seven hundred soldiers.

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That's quite an upgrade. The Army went from planning a

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picnic to staging what looks like the opening ceremony of

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the authoritarian Olympics. The Army insists this massive expansion was

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their idea. As one official put it, the Army was

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pushing on an unlocked door. Trump's obsession with military parades

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goes back to twenty seventeen, when he watched France's Bastille

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Day celebration and told Emmanuel Macrone, We're going to have

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to try to top it. That's Trump, see something nice,

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immediately need to make it bigger and more expensive. During

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his first term, Defense Secretary Jim Mattis killed Trump's parade dreams.

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According to a book by Mattis's former aid, the Defense

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Secretary privately said he'd rather swallow acid than organize Trump's parade.

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Mattis has since declined to comment, probably be because he's

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still recovering from that mental image. This time around, Trump

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picked Pete Hegseeth as Defense Secretary, someone significantly more parade

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friendly than Mattis. Heg Seth and the current military leadership

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were apparently much more receptive to rolling tanks down Constitution

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Avenue for the President's birthday. That's definitely not about his birthday.

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The Army claims they had no idea the parade would

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fall on Trump's seventy ninth birthday. They say when they

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mentioned this coincidence in early planning meetings, Trump actually didn't

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want his birthday highlighted, right, And I'm sure when they

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planned the Golden Knights parachute team to present Trump with

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an American flag, that was just another happy accident. Colonel

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Chris Vitally, who's overseeing the parade, insists there are no

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plans to sing Happy Birthday to Trump, how reassuring the

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bar for presidential restraint is now At least we're not

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singing to him. The whole thing now costs forty five

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million dollars, up from what would have been maybe fifth

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fty thousand for the original Biden era celebration. That's a

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nine hundred percent budget increase, which in government spending terms

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is barely a rounding error, but still. Reagan National Airport

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will shut down for several hours, the Potomac will be

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closed to boat traffic, and federal workers have been told

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to work from home so soldiers can sleep in their

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downtown offices. Nothing says modest Army birthday celebration like completely

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shutting down the nation's capital. They're marketing within a four

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hour radius of DC and partnering with third party influencers,

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though the Army spokesperson couldn't provide names because the computer

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system was down. That's either the most convenient technical difficulty

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in government history, or someone realized that admitting TikTok stars

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are promoting your military parade might not play well. The

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best part Destination DC published an faq addressing whether this

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is a political event. Their answer, no, the celebration is

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focused on the Army's two hundred and fifty years of service,

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not on politics. That faq wouldn't exist if the question

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wasn't obvious to everyone with functioning eyeballs. So here we

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are a modest army birthday party that somehow became a

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forty five million dollar presidential spectacular, featuring tanks, helicopters, and

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paratroopers delivering birthday presents. The Army insists it's not political.

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Trump insists it's not about his birthday, and everyone else

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insists on pretending this is all perfectly normal. The only

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thing missing from this celebration is someone jumping out of

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a cake, although given the trajectory of this planning process,

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that's probably scheduled for the finale. Washington is bracing for

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what officials are calling an enormous turnout for Saturday's military parade,

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and by enormous they mean potentially overwhelming. The Secret Service

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is preparing for hundreds of thousands of people, with one

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official noting if a million people show up, then we're

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going to have some lines. A million people for context,

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that's roughly the population of Montana showing up to watch

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tanks roll down Constitution Avenue for Trump' seventy ninth birthday.

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That's definitely just an army celebration. They're installing eighteen miles

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of anti scale fencing around DC. Eighteen miles. That's enough

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fencing to circle the entire island of Manhattan. The event

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has been designated a National Special Security Event, the same

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classification given to presidential inaugurations and state funerals, So we've

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officially elevated Trump's not birthday birthday parade to the security

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level of burying ahead of state. One hundred and seventy

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five magnetometers will be deployed at security checkpoints. For comparison,

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most major airports have maybe a dozen, but then again,

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most airports don't feature sixty ton m one abrams battletanks

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as entertainment. Metropolitan Police Chief Pamela Smith is warning of

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major impacts to traffic and advising people to take the

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Metro instead of driving. That's government speak for the city

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will be completely gridlocked because we're rolling artillery through downtown.

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The timing is particularly interesting. As Deputy Mayor Lindsay Appia

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put it, the city had long standing plans for the

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Army Birthday celebration, but those plans got a lot bigger

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on short notice when Trump got involved. Short notice. They

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had eight months to plan this thing. That's not short notice.

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That's careful choreography. There are no credible threats to the event,

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which is reassuring until you realize they're deploying multiple drones

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over a city that's normally a complete no fly zone

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for drones. Apparently the threat level is simultaneously low enough

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for no credible threats but high enough to militarize the airspace.

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The Secret Service says they have a robust plan for

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civil disobedience, which sounds like they're expecting the No King's

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Rally and other counter protests to be significant. So this Saturday,

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if you're planning to visit the nation's capital, expect eighteen

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miles of fencing, one hundred and seventy five metal detectors,

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multiple drone surveillance, complete traffict gridlock, and the possibility of

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a million people showing up to watch the Army celebrate

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its birthday by giving Donald Trump the military parade he's

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wanted since twenty seventeen. Just remember it's definitely not about

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his birthday. The timing is purely coincidental. The sixty ton

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tanks are for historical accuracy, and the fact that it

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requires inauguration level security is just because Americans really really

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love army history.