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Aug. 25, 2025

Cracker Barrel Rebrands, Trump Hates Fresh Sheets, and Ducks Defeat D…

Cracker Barrel ditches grandma’s kitchen vibes for a sleek new logo, and the internet unleashes its full fury. Trump reportedly freaked out over clean sheets, locked his own bedroom door against the Secret Service, and possib...

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Aug. 22, 2025

Trump Rides with the Troops, Kamala Hits the Road, and Solar Power Ge…

Trump patrols the streets of D.C. with the military and celebrates “law and order” with a Shake Shack run. Meanwhile, the Vice President launches a crackdown on sunlight, banning “Solar” in all-caps, and Kamala Harris embarks...

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Aug. 21, 2025

Black Walls, Gold Offices, and Fake Windows: America, You’re Doing Gr…

Trump wants to paint the border wall black because it gets hot—just like science says—and Jack White has thoughts about the new Oval Office, which now resembles a pro wrestler’s dressing room designed by Liberace. Meanwhile, ...

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Aug. 20, 2025

Trump Fights Museums, and Oklahoma Flunks the Constitution

Donald Trump is furious that museums dare to talk about slavery, calling the Smithsonian “OUT OF CONTROL” and demanding more exhibits about “Success” and “Brightness.” Meanwhile, Oklahoma unveils a fifty-question anti-woke pu...

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Aug. 19, 2025

Trump Hosts Zelensky and the European All-Stars: Peace Talks, Nobel C…

President Trump welcomes Ukrainian President Zelensky and top European leaders to the White House in a flashy attempt at diplomacy—no yelling this time! Trump pitches a Putin-Zelensky-Trump summit while Europe floats “Article...

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Aug. 18, 2025

JD Vance’s Fishing Fiasco, Pub Mutiny & Trump wants Pocahontas drug t…

British Foreign Secretary David Lammy and U.S. Vice President JD Vance got busted for fishing without licenses, sparking fines and a very “chummy” press conference. Vance’s trip got worse: he was rejected by a Michelin-rated ...

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Aug. 15, 2025

Trump Meets Putin in Alaska While Taylor Swift Breaks the Internet

Donald Trump is heading to Alaska for his first sit-down with Vladimir Putin since 2018, pitching himself as a diplomatic wedding planner while promising peace talks with Zelensky. Meanwhile, Trump mobilizes the National Guar...

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Aug. 14, 2025

Trump’s $200 Million Party Palace, RFK Jr. Shreds Vaccine Research, a…

Trump wants a ballroom that would make Gatsby jealous, RFK Jr. torches half a billion in pandemic preparedness, and 2,300 Hollywood writers—from Spike Lee to John Waters—sign an open letter taking direct aim at the President.

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Aug. 13, 2025

Sydney Sweeney vs. The Epstein Cover-Up, Maxwell’s Mystery Prison Mov…

The White House tries to bury Epstein questions with denim ads starring Sydney Sweeney. Ghislaine Maxwell scores a cushy prison transfer, and Trump banishes Obama’s portrait to the political attic.

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Aug. 12, 2025

Trump Sends National Guard to DC, Newsom Trolls With Taco Meme, and t…

When the President takes over a city’s police force, feuds with California’s governor over tacos, and still won’t release the Epstein files, you know it’s going to be a weird week. Plus, Harvard scientists officially ruin fre...

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Aug. 11, 2025

Trump & Putin’s Alaska Summit, Truth Social’s AI Backfires, and the E…

President Trump and Vladimir Putin plan an Alaska meeting to “end” the Ukraine war—without inviting Ukraine. Plus, Trump’s new AI chatbot calls January 6 an “insurrection” and fact-checks its own boss, and D.C.’s homeless get...

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Aug. 8, 2025

Trump’s Golf “Win,” Vance’s Magic Lake, and South Park’s Savage Roast

Donald Trump “wins” another golf tournament at his own club—again—despite viral video showing some highly questionable caddie behavior. Rick Reilly calls it cheating, and we call it Tuesday. Then South Park returns with a bru...

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Aug. 7, 2025

Trump on the Roof, Nukes on the Moon, and 2028 Hats: Just Another Day…

Donald Trump takes a bizarre rooftop stroll at the White House while talking about “missiles” and ballrooms. Meanwhile, the government casually announces plans for a nuclear reactor on the moon, and Trump teases a third term ...

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Aug. 6, 2025

Trump Praises Sydney Sweeney, Slams Taylor Swift, and DHS Recruits wi…

Donald Trump discovers Sydney Sweeney is a Republican and declares her jeans ad the “HOTTEST,” then goes on a Truth Social rant targeting Taylor Swift, Bud Light, and Jaguar. Meanwhile, the House Oversight Committee subpoenas...

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Aug. 5, 2025

Trump Praises Press Secretary's 'Lips' in Creepy Interview + Doritos'…

Patrick Gutfield covers Trump's bizarre comments about Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's facial features during a Newsmax interview, the Senate's failed negotiations over Trump nominees after the president told Chuck Schumer...

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Aug. 4, 2025

Trump Calls Charlamagne the God a 'Sleezebag' Over Epstein Files Comm…

Patrick Gutfield breaks down Trump's Truth Social meltdown after Charlamagne tha God suggested traditional Republicans could use Epstein files to retake the GOP. Plus, the incredible story of Tiah McCreary who legally stole a...

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Aug. 1, 2025

Trump Revives Presidential Fitness Test, Kamala Harris Plots a Comeba…

From sit-ups to spin zones, President Trump brings back the Presidential Fitness Test with help from WWE, golf pros… and a convicted sex offender. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris launches her 107-day campaign memoir and hints at a 2...

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July 31, 2025

Trump’s Senior Moments, “Mr. Japan,” and Hulk Hogan’s Bid to Save Hoo…

Patrick Gutfield unpacks Donald Trump’s latest mental slip-ups, including imaginary chats with dead relatives, forgetting his own appointments, and calling world leaders “Mr. Japan.” Plus, Hulk Hogan’s beer brand tries to res...

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July 30, 2025

Why your electric bill is so high

Patrick Gutfield exposes a real-life cat burglar named Leo who’s been stealing socks across New Zealand, then digs into why your electric bill is sky-high (hint: blame A.I.). Plus, Jay Leno misses the days when late-night hos...

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July 29, 2025

Trump, Epstein, and the Billion-Dollar Air Force One Mystery

Patrick Gutfield dives into Trump’s wild 1990s friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, the shady modeling agency connections, and that infamous Mar-a-Lago party with 28 young women. Plus, the jaw-dropping $934 million secret Air For...

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July 28, 2025

Trump's Scotland Golf Trip and Celebrity Prosecution Demands

Patrick Gutfield breaks down Trump's Scotland golf course opening, Qatar jet controversy, and demands to prosecute celebrities over campaign payments. Scottish newspaper calls someone a "convicted US felon" as business and po...

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July 25, 2025

Podcaster's Million Dollar Mistake and Melania Gets An Opera House

A podcaster accidentally reveals his massive earnings while trying to show off, Republicans want to rename the Kennedy Center after Melania Trump, and we remember Ozzy Osbourne - the man who survived everything except reality...

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July 24, 2025

House GOP Runs From Epstein Vote,

The Justice Department wants to meet with Jeffrey Epstein's partner in crime, Speaker Johnson sends Congress home early to avoid an awkward vote, and Trump calls the Marcos family "highly respected" - apparently forgetting th...

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July 23, 2025

Trump's Snake Videos & Hunter's War Threats

Patrick Gutfield breaks down the weekend's wildest political moments: Trump posting cobra-catching videos to distract from Epstein file pressure, Hunter Biden threatening to invade El Salvador on a podcast, and why the Presid...

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