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Sept. 5, 2025

RFK Jr. Faces the Senate, the Clippers Plant $28M Trees, and Epstein …

Patrick Gutfield dives into the Senate Finance Committee showdown where Robert F. Kennedy Jr. tried to defend firing the CDC director and gutting vaccine funding — and somehow ended up nominating Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize...

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Sept. 4, 2025

World Leaders Mock Trump While His Own Guy Spills Epstein Tea

Gavin Newsom claims foreign leaders are laughing behind Trump's back, and we've got the UN footage to prove it. Trump responded by staying up until 2 AM frantically Googling dirt on Governor Wes Moore because Moore called his...

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Sept. 3, 2025

Trump's Wild Tuesday: He's Not Dead, Not Resigning, Moves Space Comma…

Patrick Gutfield breaks down Trump's chaotic return to public life - from moving Space Command to Alabama because Colorado uses mail-in ballots, to casually mentioning shooting at Venezuelan drug boats, to contradicting his o...

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Sept. 2, 2025

Reading and Willing: JD Vance ready if, you know....PLUS Vance warns …

JD Vance says he's ready to be President after seven months of watching Trump work - that's less time than most people need to figure out their new job's healthcare benefits. Meanwhile, a TikTok physical therapist diagnosed T...

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Sept. 1, 2025

Pam Bondi’s Superhero Worship, Blue Laws vs. Jeans, and Silent Whales

Patrick Gutfield skips the Labor Day chaos and dives into a different kind of American madness: Attorney General Pam Bondi calling Trump “President” like it’s his first name, New Jersey towns suing a mall for letting people b...

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Aug. 29, 2025

CDC Chaos: RFK Jr. Purges Vaccine Panel & Trump Plots Pre-Midterm Con…

From mass resignations at the CDC to Trump’s bizarre idea of holding national party conventions before the midterms, things in D.C. are getting weird. Patrick Gutfield breaks down RFK Jr.’s attempt to fire CDC Director Susan ...

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Aug. 27, 2025

Swift Justice: Taylor's Engagement, Detention Center Branding, and Fl…

Patrick Gutfield breaks down Trump's surprising blessing of the Swift-Kelce engagement, the administration's catchy new names for detention centers (from "Alligator Alcatraz" to "Cornhusker Clink"), Vanity Fair's staff meltdo...

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Aug. 26, 2025

Marc Maron Torches Bill Maher on Pod Save America as Hot ICE 'Agent D…

Marc Maron took aim at Bill Maher on Pod Save America, calling him “desperate” and accusing him of chasing relevance at any cost. Meanwhile, ICE accidentally turned a routine arrest photo into the internet’s latest thirst tra...

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Aug. 25, 2025

Cracker Barrel Rebrands, Trump Hates Fresh Sheets, and Ducks Defeat D…

Cracker Barrel ditches grandma’s kitchen vibes for a sleek new logo, and the internet unleashes its full fury. Trump reportedly freaked out over clean sheets, locked his own bedroom door against the Secret Service, and possib...

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Aug. 22, 2025

Trump Rides with the Troops, Kamala Hits the Road, and Solar Power Ge…

Trump patrols the streets of D.C. with the military and celebrates “law and order” with a Shake Shack run. Meanwhile, the Vice President launches a crackdown on sunlight, banning “Solar” in all-caps, and Kamala Harris embarks...

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Aug. 21, 2025

Black Walls, Gold Offices, and Fake Windows: America, You’re Doing Gr…

Trump wants to paint the border wall black because it gets hot—just like science says—and Jack White has thoughts about the new Oval Office, which now resembles a pro wrestler’s dressing room designed by Liberace. Meanwhile, ...

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Aug. 20, 2025

Trump Fights Museums, and Oklahoma Flunks the Constitution

Donald Trump is furious that museums dare to talk about slavery, calling the Smithsonian “OUT OF CONTROL” and demanding more exhibits about “Success” and “Brightness.” Meanwhile, Oklahoma unveils a fifty-question anti-woke pu...

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Aug. 19, 2025

Trump Hosts Zelensky and the European All-Stars: Peace Talks, Nobel C…

President Trump welcomes Ukrainian President Zelensky and top European leaders to the White House in a flashy attempt at diplomacy—no yelling this time! Trump pitches a Putin-Zelensky-Trump summit while Europe floats “Article...

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Aug. 18, 2025

JD Vance’s Fishing Fiasco, Pub Mutiny & Trump wants Pocahontas drug t…

British Foreign Secretary David Lammy and U.S. Vice President JD Vance got busted for fishing without licenses, sparking fines and a very “chummy” press conference. Vance’s trip got worse: he was rejected by a Michelin-rated ...

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Aug. 15, 2025

Trump Meets Putin in Alaska While Taylor Swift Breaks the Internet

Donald Trump is heading to Alaska for his first sit-down with Vladimir Putin since 2018, pitching himself as a diplomatic wedding planner while promising peace talks with Zelensky. Meanwhile, Trump mobilizes the National Guar...

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Aug. 14, 2025

Trump’s $200 Million Party Palace, RFK Jr. Shreds Vaccine Research, a…

Trump wants a ballroom that would make Gatsby jealous, RFK Jr. torches half a billion in pandemic preparedness, and 2,300 Hollywood writers—from Spike Lee to John Waters—sign an open letter taking direct aim at the President.

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Aug. 13, 2025

Sydney Sweeney vs. The Epstein Cover-Up, Maxwell’s Mystery Prison Mov…

The White House tries to bury Epstein questions with denim ads starring Sydney Sweeney. Ghislaine Maxwell scores a cushy prison transfer, and Trump banishes Obama’s portrait to the political attic.

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Aug. 12, 2025

Trump Sends National Guard to DC, Newsom Trolls With Taco Meme, and t…

When the President takes over a city’s police force, feuds with California’s governor over tacos, and still won’t release the Epstein files, you know it’s going to be a weird week. Plus, Harvard scientists officially ruin fre...

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Aug. 11, 2025

Trump & Putin’s Alaska Summit, Truth Social’s AI Backfires, and the E…

President Trump and Vladimir Putin plan an Alaska meeting to “end” the Ukraine war—without inviting Ukraine. Plus, Trump’s new AI chatbot calls January 6 an “insurrection” and fact-checks its own boss, and D.C.’s homeless get...

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Aug. 8, 2025

Trump’s Golf “Win,” Vance’s Magic Lake, and South Park’s Savage Roast

Donald Trump “wins” another golf tournament at his own club—again—despite viral video showing some highly questionable caddie behavior. Rick Reilly calls it cheating, and we call it Tuesday. Then South Park returns with a bru...

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Aug. 7, 2025

Trump on the Roof, Nukes on the Moon, and 2028 Hats: Just Another Day…

Donald Trump takes a bizarre rooftop stroll at the White House while talking about “missiles” and ballrooms. Meanwhile, the government casually announces plans for a nuclear reactor on the moon, and Trump teases a third term ...

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Aug. 6, 2025

Trump Praises Sydney Sweeney, Slams Taylor Swift, and DHS Recruits wi…

Donald Trump discovers Sydney Sweeney is a Republican and declares her jeans ad the “HOTTEST,” then goes on a Truth Social rant targeting Taylor Swift, Bud Light, and Jaguar. Meanwhile, the House Oversight Committee subpoenas...

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Aug. 5, 2025

Trump Praises Press Secretary's 'Lips' in Creepy Interview + Doritos'…

Patrick Gutfield covers Trump's bizarre comments about Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's facial features during a Newsmax interview, the Senate's failed negotiations over Trump nominees after the president told Chuck Schumer...

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