Aug. 6, 2025

Trump Praises Sydney Sweeney, Slams Taylor Swift, and DHS Recruits with South Park

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Donald Trump discovers Sydney Sweeney is a Republican and declares her jeans ad the “HOTTEST,” then goes on a Truth Social rant targeting Taylor Swift, Bud Light, and Jaguar. Meanwhile, the House Oversight Committee subpoenas Bill and Hillary Clinton over Jeffrey Epstein, and Homeland Security tries recruiting ICE agents using a South Parkscreenshot. Yes, really

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Callaroga shark media from Washington, DC, where, Yeah, we know

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Sidney Sweeney is hot. This is valid. Do you expect

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me to disagree with you? Stop distracting us and release

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the Epstein files. So Donald Trump just learned that Sidney

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Sweeney is a registered Republican and suddenly he's her biggest fan.

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This happened live on camera when a reporter told him

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about her voter registration. His response, Oh, now, I love

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her ad. But Trump couldn't just leave it there. No,

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he had to turn this into a full blown truth

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social manifesto about wokeness, Taylor Swift, and corporate America. What

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started as Hey, I like this actress now became a

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masterclass in going completely off the rails. The Sydney Sweeney

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situation involves her American Eagle campaign that's been getting roasted online.

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The ad features her saying things like my jeans are

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blue while talking about genes being passed down through families.

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Critics are calling it tone deaf at best, eugenics adjacent

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at worst. But Trump, he's calling it the hottest ad

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out there. Then came the pivot that nobody saw coming.

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Trump decided this was the perfect moment to take shots

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at Taylor Swift. Just look at woke singer Taylor Swift.

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He wrote, Ever since I alerted the world as to

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what she was by saying on truth that I can't

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stand her hate, she was booed out of the super

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Bowl and became no longer hot. Now Taylor Swift getting

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booed out of the super Bowl is news to everyone

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who actually watched the super Bowl. But in Trump's version

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of reality, his truth social post somehow caused America's sweetheart

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to become unpopular. That's some serious main character energy right there.

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The timing here is perfect. Sweeney registered to vote as

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a Republican on June fourteenth, twenty twenty four, That's Trump's

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seventy eighth birthday. She buys a thirteen and a half

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million dollar house in the Florida Keys and registers Republican

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on Trump's birthday. Trump probably thinks she planned this whole

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thing just for him. But wait, there's more. Trump also

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used this moment to re relitigate the bud light controversy

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and bashed Jaguar's recent ad campaign. Who wants to buy

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a Jaguar? After looking at that disgraceful ad, shouldn't they?

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Have learned a lesson from bud Light, which went woke

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and essentially destroyed in a short campaign the company. So

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what started as Trump discovering an actress shares his political

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party turned into a comprehensive review of corporate advertising decisions

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from the past two years. The best part Sweeney has

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never publicly endorsed Trump or commented on politics at all.

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She's just quietly registered Republican and made a questionable Genes commercial.

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But in Trump's mind, she's basically leading the anti woke resistance.

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His grand conclusion, the tide has seriously turned. Being woke

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is for losers. Being Republican is what you want to be.

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Thank you for your attention to this matter. He thanked

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us for our attention to a rant that started with

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jeans and ended with a declaration of cultural war. The

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House Oversight Committee just issued subpoenas for Bill and Hillary

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Clinton to testify about Jeffrey Epstein, because apparently twenty twenty

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five wasn't weird enough already. They're also going after eight

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former top law enforcement officials and demanding all the Justice

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Departments Epstein files. Republican Chairman James Comer is casting a

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wide net here He wants depositions from former attorneys general

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spanning four presidential administrations, Merrick Garland, William Barr, Jeff Sessions,

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Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, and Alberto Gonzalez, plus former FBI

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directors James Comy and Robert Mueller. That's basically every major

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law enforcement figure from the past twenty years. The timeline

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they've set up is ambitious. They want all these depositions

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to happen throughout August, September, and October, ending with Hillary

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Clinton on October ninth and Bill Clinton on October fourteenth.

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So the Clintons get the grand finale slots, which tells

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you exactly where this is heading now. Bill Clinton was

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among the luminaries who knew Epstein before his crimes became public.

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Clinton traveled on Epstein's jet, but is said through a

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spokesperson that he never visited Epstein's homes and had no

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knowledge of his crimes. He's never been accused of wrongdoing

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by any of Epstein's victims. I have an idea that

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might clear all this up. Release the Epstein files. So

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the Department of Homeland Security decided to recruit new ICE

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agents using a South Park screenshot and not just any

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South Park screenshot, one from an episode where Ice officers

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are literally raiding the town. Now, I've seen some questionable

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government marketing decisions before, but using cartoon footage of your

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own agency conducting raids to attract job applicants, that's bold.

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That's saying, hey want to work for us, here's exactly

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what you'll be doing, but animated. The screenshot comes from

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a recent South Park trailer that also features Donald Trump

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groping Satan under a dinner table. So Homeland Security had

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options here. They could have used literally any other image

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to promote their website, a flag, a sunset, a stock

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photo of people shaking hands, But no, they went with

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the Ice raid scene. This trailer got one million views

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on YouTube in a week, which explains why someone at

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DHS thought this is it. This is our recruitment gold mine.

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I can picture the meeting now, Johnson, we need fresh

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blooded ice. What's popular with the kids these days? Well, sir,

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there's this cartoon where they're making fun of us. Perfect

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use that Comedy Central hasn't commented yet on their show

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being used as a government recruitment tool, though, honestly, what

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do you say? We're flattered? Our satirical take on immigration

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enforcement is being used unironically by immigration enforcement. Portions of

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today's show were made with the help of ice AI

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and Good Genes released the Epstein files, You coward