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Oct. 8, 2025

Speaker Mike Johnson’s Totally Normal Delay That Definitely Has Nothi…

From Washington, D.C., where Dolly Parton is fine and Mike Johnson is totally not hiding anything, Patrick Gutfield breaks down why the Speaker refuses to swear in Arizona’s newest congresswoman—who just happens to hold the d...

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Oct. 7, 2025

Trump’s Navy Rave: Fighter Jets, Stair Jokes, and Lots of Unpaid Sea…

Nothing says “Commander in Chief” like showing up late to a military party you can’t afford. Patrick Gutfield dives into Trump’s wild Norfolk Navy spectacle — complete with unpaid sailors, a fighter jet branded “Trump 45–47,”...

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Oct. 6, 2025

Taylor Swift wants you to know about Travis' big..... Johnson won't s…

President Trump spent the government shutdown creating AI deepfakes instead of governing, then turned on Fox News for daring to interview a Democrat. Speaker Mike Johnson refuses to swear in a congresswoman who'd be the decid...

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Oct. 3, 2025

Trump's World Cup Power Play, Melania's $90 Ornaments & LA's Million …

President Trump discovers that hosting the World Cup gives him more leverage than a UN Security Council seat, threatening to move games away from cities run by "radical left lunatics" while holding cards on Israel's potential...

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Oct. 2, 2025

Save Your Tears fro Kai Trump's new fashion line

The White House claps back at Ariana Grande using her own song titles, Trump promotes cannabis benefits for seniors while dealing with multiple health issues, and his eighteen-year-old granddaughter launches a clothing line f...

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Oct. 1, 2025

Trump's Two N-Words

President Trump explains his nuclear nickname system at Quantico, posts a racist deepfake of Democratic leaders hours after a "serious" meeting, and announces a drug discount website called TrumpRx that won't exist until 2026...

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Sept. 30, 2025

Release the Earhart Files

The White House issues an official denial that Stephen Miller plays with porcelain dolls, which is definitely a normal thing for government press releases to address. The New York Mets complete baseball's most expensive facep...

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Sept. 29, 2025

Trump's Secret Military Meeting, AI Medbed Scam & Portland War Zone

President Trump attends a mysterious gathering of hundreds of generals at Quantico that's definitely not suspicious at all. The White House insists it's just about "esprit de corps" and touring weapons, which is exactly what ...

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Sept. 26, 2025

Trump hits Bethpage Golf on a Friday while comedians hit Riyadh

The hard working President plans to take in some golf later today. Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, and Pete Davidson are among the comedians performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Marc Maron has some thoughts about that...

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Sept. 25, 2025

Trump Replaces Biden's Portrait With An Autopen While Demanding UN In…

Patrick Gutfield covers the week's most absurd political theater: Anonymous artists install a bronze statue of Trump and Epstein holding hands on the National Mall (spoiler: it doesn't last), Trump replaces Biden's presidenti...

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Sept. 24, 2025

Escalator-gate, Traffic Diplomacy, aJimmy Kimmel's Return

Patrick Gutfield breaks down the week's wildest political moments: Jimmy Kimmel returns from suspension with a masterclass in not-really-apologizing, Emmanuel Macron calls Trump to complain about New York traffic (and tries t...

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Sept. 23, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel Returns PLUS Tylenol, call your lawyers!

Jimmy Kimmel returns to TV tonight. Some politicians made some clams Tylenol isnt gonna like.

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Sept. 22, 2025

Trump's Boat Parades and Billion Dollar Tantrums: When Land Fails, Tr…

Patrick Gutfield dives into Trump's plan for a Navy boat parade after his thirty-million-dollar Army birthday bash flopped (apparently soldiers marching out of step isn't good TV), his fifteen-billion-dollar lawsuit against t...

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Sept. 19, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel Canceled, Marine One Grounded, and Golden Trump Holds Bi…

Patrick Gutfield breaks down the week's absurd political news: Trump threatens to revoke broadcast licenses while Jimmy Kimmel gets indefinitely pulled from ABC, Marine One makes an unscheduled landing in England due to hydra...

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Sept. 18, 2025

Trump's Boat Parades and Billion Dollar Tantrums: When Land Fails, Tr…

Patrick Gutfield dives into Trump's plan for a Navy boat parade after his thirty-million-dollar Army birthday bash flopped (apparently soldiers marching out of step isn't good TV), his fifteen-billion-dollar lawsuit against t...

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Sept. 18, 2025

Historic Erasure and Ballroom Dreams: Trump's Greatest Hits

Patrick Gutfield covers the Trump administration's order to remove slavery materials from National Parks (apparently whip scars are too negative for the gift shop), Luigi Mangione dodging terrorism charges for the UnitedHealt...

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Sept. 17, 2025

Horses, Parades, and Political Copycats: Trump's Royal Victory Lap

Patrick Gutfield covers President Trump's lavish second state visit to Windsor Castle - complete with horse carriages, military bands, and a private lunch that makes Mar-a-Lago look like a Denny's. Plus, Trump announces a Rep...

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Sept. 16, 2025

Trump Says “Smart People Don’t Like Me” at Golf Club Gala, Skips Char…

Patrick Gutfield recaps Donald Trump’s eyebrow-raising weekend at Bedminster where he declared “smart people don’t like me,” skipped Charlie Kirk’s vigil for tee time, and threatened a national emergency over DC immigration e...

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Sept. 15, 2025

Royal Flush: Trump Gets the Crown Treatment While AI Guy Predicts Pap…

Patrick Gutfield broadcasts live from London (on the company dime) as Trump heads to Britain for his second unprecedented state visit. King Charles rolls out the full royal charm offensive - helicopters, carriages, and banque...

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Sept. 12, 2025

Trump Country Radio, More Cracker Barrel Chaos, and the Supreme Court…

A Florida radio station goes full MAGA as “Trump Country 93.7” and triples its ratings. Cracker Barrel’s $700 million rebrand crashes harder than grandma’s biscuits. And Supreme Court justices remind America that two terms me...

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Sept. 11, 2025

Trump’s Seafood Stunt, iPhone Air Gets Skinny, and Doctors vs. Bureau…

President Trump tries to prove D.C. is safe with a crab dinner—protesters say otherwise. Apple unveils the wafer-thin iPhone Air and a sleep-shaming Apple Watch. And doctors battle government red tape over who should get the ...

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Sept. 10, 2025

CSI: Epstein — The Trump Birthday Letter Mystery

Trump says he didn’t write Epstein’s 2003 birthday letter and definitely didn’t draw the woman’s silhouette on it. The signature looks familiar, Democrats are giddy, and the White House suddenly wants forensic CSI on speed di...

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Sept. 9, 2025

Trump's Blue Pill Panic, Supreme Court Says "Go Ahead and Profile," a…

Patrick Gutfield breaks down the Supreme Court's decision to allow Trump's controversial immigration enforcement in California, investigates the mystery blue pill Trump was caught taking at the U.S. Open (spoiler: the interne...

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Sept. 8, 2025

Secret Agent Trump? Johnson's FBI Bombshell about the Epstein Files

House Speaker Mike Johnson claims Trump was secretly working as an FBI informant against Jeffrey Epstein, while the administration focuses on revoking Rosie O'Donnell's citizenship and dealing with swollen ankle diplomacy. Pl...

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