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Sept. 25, 2025

Trump Replaces Biden's Portrait With An Autopen While Demanding UN In…

Patrick Gutfield covers the week's most absurd political theater: Anonymous artists install a bronze statue of Trump and Epstein holding hands on the National Mall (spoiler: it doesn't last), Trump replaces Biden's presidenti...

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Sept. 24, 2025

Escalator-gate, Traffic Diplomacy, aJimmy Kimmel's Return

Patrick Gutfield breaks down the week's wildest political moments: Jimmy Kimmel returns from suspension with a masterclass in not-really-apologizing, Emmanuel Macron calls Trump to complain about New York traffic (and tries t...

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Sept. 23, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel Returns PLUS Tylenol, call your lawyers!

Jimmy Kimmel returns to TV tonight. Some politicians made some clams Tylenol isnt gonna like.

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Sept. 22, 2025

Trump's Boat Parades and Billion Dollar Tantrums: When Land Fails, Tr…

Patrick Gutfield dives into Trump's plan for a Navy boat parade after his thirty-million-dollar Army birthday bash flopped (apparently soldiers marching out of step isn't good TV), his fifteen-billion-dollar lawsuit against t...

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Sept. 19, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel Canceled, Marine One Grounded, and Golden Trump Holds Bi…

Patrick Gutfield breaks down the week's absurd political news: Trump threatens to revoke broadcast licenses while Jimmy Kimmel gets indefinitely pulled from ABC, Marine One makes an unscheduled landing in England due to hydra...

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Sept. 18, 2025

Trump's Boat Parades and Billion Dollar Tantrums: When Land Fails, Tr…

Patrick Gutfield dives into Trump's plan for a Navy boat parade after his thirty-million-dollar Army birthday bash flopped (apparently soldiers marching out of step isn't good TV), his fifteen-billion-dollar lawsuit against t...

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Sept. 18, 2025

Historic Erasure and Ballroom Dreams: Trump's Greatest Hits

Patrick Gutfield covers the Trump administration's order to remove slavery materials from National Parks (apparently whip scars are too negative for the gift shop), Luigi Mangione dodging terrorism charges for the UnitedHealt...

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Sept. 17, 2025

Horses, Parades, and Political Copycats: Trump's Royal Victory Lap

Patrick Gutfield covers President Trump's lavish second state visit to Windsor Castle - complete with horse carriages, military bands, and a private lunch that makes Mar-a-Lago look like a Denny's. Plus, Trump announces a Rep...

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Sept. 16, 2025

Trump Says “Smart People Don’t Like Me” at Golf Club Gala, Skips Char…

Patrick Gutfield recaps Donald Trump’s eyebrow-raising weekend at Bedminster where he declared “smart people don’t like me,” skipped Charlie Kirk’s vigil for tee time, and threatened a national emergency over DC immigration e...

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Sept. 15, 2025

Royal Flush: Trump Gets the Crown Treatment While AI Guy Predicts Pap…

Patrick Gutfield broadcasts live from London (on the company dime) as Trump heads to Britain for his second unprecedented state visit. King Charles rolls out the full royal charm offensive - helicopters, carriages, and banque...

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Sept. 12, 2025

Trump Country Radio, More Cracker Barrel Chaos, and the Supreme Court…

A Florida radio station goes full MAGA as “Trump Country 93.7” and triples its ratings. Cracker Barrel’s $700 million rebrand crashes harder than grandma’s biscuits. And Supreme Court justices remind America that two terms me...

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Sept. 11, 2025

Trump’s Seafood Stunt, iPhone Air Gets Skinny, and Doctors vs. Bureau…

President Trump tries to prove D.C. is safe with a crab dinner—protesters say otherwise. Apple unveils the wafer-thin iPhone Air and a sleep-shaming Apple Watch. And doctors battle government red tape over who should get the ...

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Sept. 10, 2025

CSI: Epstein — The Trump Birthday Letter Mystery

Trump says he didn’t write Epstein’s 2003 birthday letter and definitely didn’t draw the woman’s silhouette on it. The signature looks familiar, Democrats are giddy, and the White House suddenly wants forensic CSI on speed di...

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Sept. 9, 2025

Trump's Blue Pill Panic, Supreme Court Says "Go Ahead and Profile," a…

Patrick Gutfield breaks down the Supreme Court's decision to allow Trump's controversial immigration enforcement in California, investigates the mystery blue pill Trump was caught taking at the U.S. Open (spoiler: the interne...

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Sept. 8, 2025

Secret Agent Trump? Johnson's FBI Bombshell about the Epstein Files

House Speaker Mike Johnson claims Trump was secretly working as an FBI informant against Jeffrey Epstein, while the administration focuses on revoking Rosie O'Donnell's citizenship and dealing with swollen ankle diplomacy. Pl...

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Sept. 5, 2025

RFK Jr. Faces the Senate, the Clippers Plant $28M Trees, and Epstein …

Patrick Gutfield dives into the Senate Finance Committee showdown where Robert F. Kennedy Jr. tried to defend firing the CDC director and gutting vaccine funding — and somehow ended up nominating Trump for a Nobel Peace Prize...

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Sept. 4, 2025

World Leaders Mock Trump While His Own Guy Spills Epstein Tea

Gavin Newsom claims foreign leaders are laughing behind Trump's back, and we've got the UN footage to prove it. Trump responded by staying up until 2 AM frantically Googling dirt on Governor Wes Moore because Moore called his...

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Sept. 3, 2025

Trump's Wild Tuesday: He's Not Dead, Not Resigning, Moves Space Comma…

Patrick Gutfield breaks down Trump's chaotic return to public life - from moving Space Command to Alabama because Colorado uses mail-in ballots, to casually mentioning shooting at Venezuelan drug boats, to contradicting his o...

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Sept. 2, 2025

Reading and Willing: JD Vance ready if, you know....PLUS Vance warns …

JD Vance says he's ready to be President after seven months of watching Trump work - that's less time than most people need to figure out their new job's healthcare benefits. Meanwhile, a TikTok physical therapist diagnosed T...

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Sept. 1, 2025

Pam Bondi’s Superhero Worship, Blue Laws vs. Jeans, and Silent Whales

Patrick Gutfield skips the Labor Day chaos and dives into a different kind of American madness: Attorney General Pam Bondi calling Trump “President” like it’s his first name, New Jersey towns suing a mall for letting people b...

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Aug. 29, 2025

CDC Chaos: RFK Jr. Purges Vaccine Panel & Trump Plots Pre-Midterm Con…

From mass resignations at the CDC to Trump’s bizarre idea of holding national party conventions before the midterms, things in D.C. are getting weird. Patrick Gutfield breaks down RFK Jr.’s attempt to fire CDC Director Susan ...

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Aug. 27, 2025

Swift Justice: Taylor's Engagement, Detention Center Branding, and Fl…

Patrick Gutfield breaks down Trump's surprising blessing of the Swift-Kelce engagement, the administration's catchy new names for detention centers (from "Alligator Alcatraz" to "Cornhusker Clink"), Vanity Fair's staff meltdo...

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Aug. 26, 2025

Marc Maron Torches Bill Maher on Pod Save America as Hot ICE 'Agent D…

Marc Maron took aim at Bill Maher on Pod Save America, calling him “desperate” and accusing him of chasing relevance at any cost. Meanwhile, ICE accidentally turned a routine arrest photo into the internet’s latest thirst tra...

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