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Oct. 30, 2025

Is Donald Trump Fit to Serve? Health Concerns, ‘Martial Law’ Talk, an…

President Donald Trump’s trip to Japan is raising real questions about his health and his power. We break down the footage of the 79-year-old president gingerly taking the stairs off Air Force One in Tokyo, gripping the rail ...

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Oct. 29, 2025

Government Shutdown Deepens, East Wing Demolition Gets Weird, and Tru…

Trump’s shutdown enters chaos mode: food assistance vanishes, flights are at risk, and Speaker Mike Johnson won’t call Congress back. Meanwhile, Trump’s turning the White House into his own Versailles, with a 90,000 sq ft exp...

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Oct. 28, 2025

Trump Eyes Third Term, Walter Reed Health Report Raises Eyebrows, Nav…

President Trump flirts with a third term, brushing off the Constitution like it’s optional. He gets an “exceptional” health report from Walter Reed—despite leg swelling—and even jokes about running as VP. Meanwhile, two U.S. ...

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Oct. 27, 2025

Nothing But Bet: The NBA Scandal, Trump’s Reagan Rage, and the Ballro…

From Charlotte, where we had the under—Patrick Gutfield breaks down the week’s wildest headlines: the FBI’s “Nothing But Bet” sting shaking the NBA, Trump blowing up trade talks with Canada over a Ronald Reagan ad, and a $300...

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Oct. 23, 2025

White House Under Siege: Trump's Radical Demolition Sparks National O…

President Trump's shocking plan to demolish the historic East Wing reveals a dramatic transformation of America's most iconic building, leaving historians and citizens stunned.

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Oct. 22, 2025

Louvre Heist in 7 Minutes, Latin Mass Drama, and Trump’s Tunnel Troub…

Thieves pull off a cinematic jewel heist at the Louvre in just 7 minutes—complete with motorbikes. At the Vatican, Pope Leo XIV faces conservative backlash over the Latin Mass. And in infrastructure news, Trump tries to axe t...

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Oct. 21, 2025

J.D. Vance Defends Racist Group Chat, Trump Plans Arch de Trump, and …

Vice President J.D. Vance brushes off a vile GOP group chat as “boys being boys,” Trump pitches a $250M White House makeover complete with a giant golden arch, and Joe Rogan suddenly notices Trump’s immigration policies are… ...

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Oct. 20, 2025

Trump’s AI Crown, No Kings Protests, and George Santos Goes Full Mand…

President Trump drops an absurd AI video showing himself as “King Trump,” just as protests erupt nationwide with 2,600 “No Kings” rallies across all 50 states. Celebrities like Pedro Pascal, Kerry Washington, and Bill Nye joi...

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Oct. 17, 2025

The Pentagon’s Not-So-Straight Talk

From Washington DC where apparently nobody in the military is gay, Patrick Gutfield takes you inside the latest moral panic — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is furious about Netflix’s new gay Marine series Boots . Meanwhile, ...

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Oct. 16, 2025

Trump's Hot Mics and World Cup Threats

Fresh off a peace summit in Egypt, Trump’s caught on a hot mic discussing real estate deals with Indonesia’s president, then pivots to threatening to yank Boston’s World Cup games because he doesn’t like the mayor. Internatio...

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Oct. 15, 2025

Trump’s Beach Body Diplomacy PLUS Charlie Kirk awarded Medal of Freed…

At a joint press event with Argentina’s president, Trump pauses to tell a female reporter how much he likes watching her speak, threatens to “violently disarm” Hamas, and compares his body to Joe Biden’s — all while handing A...

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Oct. 14, 2025

Trump's Mystery Peace Deal & Marc Maron's WTF Signs Off with Obama

President Trump declares the Gaza war over with a document nobody read that neither side signed. Marc Maron ends his sixteen-year podcast run with Obama dropping by to discuss partial victories and not annoying people into fa...

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Oct. 12, 2025

Trump takes on Bad Bunny

From Washington, where “I don’t know him” is the new foreign policy, Patrick Gutfield unpacks Trump’s hilarious denial of knowing who global megastar Bad Bunny is—right before calling his Super Bowl halftime show “absolutely ...

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Oct. 10, 2025

Elon's Sex Chatbots PLUS Octagon on the South Lawn: Trump Turns His B…

Forget candles — President Trump’s celebrating his 80th with chokeholds on the White House lawn. Patrick Gutfield unpacks the plan to turn the South Lawn into the Octagon, Dana White’s grass repair bill, Conor McGregor’s conf...

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Oct. 9, 2025

Trump Takes His Talents to Miami—with Will Smith and Lionel Messi

From Miami, where we’re getting jiggy with it, Patrick Gutfield covers Trump’s upcming tour stop—a star-studded business summit featuring Will Smith, Lionel Messi, and more billionaires than sense. Plus, Chicago Marathon runn...

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Oct. 8, 2025

Speaker Mike Johnson’s Totally Normal Delay That Definitely Has Nothi…

From Washington, D.C., where Dolly Parton is fine and Mike Johnson is totally not hiding anything, Patrick Gutfield breaks down why the Speaker refuses to swear in Arizona’s newest congresswoman—who just happens to hold the d...

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Oct. 7, 2025

Trump’s Navy Rave: Fighter Jets, Stair Jokes, and Lots of Unpaid Sea…

Nothing says “Commander in Chief” like showing up late to a military party you can’t afford. Patrick Gutfield dives into Trump’s wild Norfolk Navy spectacle — complete with unpaid sailors, a fighter jet branded “Trump 45–47,”...

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Oct. 6, 2025

Taylor Swift wants you to know about Travis' big..... Johnson won't s…

President Trump spent the government shutdown creating AI deepfakes instead of governing, then turned on Fox News for daring to interview a Democrat. Speaker Mike Johnson refuses to swear in a congresswoman who'd be the decid...

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Oct. 3, 2025

Trump's World Cup Power Play, Melania's $90 Ornaments & LA's Million …

President Trump discovers that hosting the World Cup gives him more leverage than a UN Security Council seat, threatening to move games away from cities run by "radical left lunatics" while holding cards on Israel's potential...

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Oct. 2, 2025

Save Your Tears fro Kai Trump's new fashion line

The White House claps back at Ariana Grande using her own song titles, Trump promotes cannabis benefits for seniors while dealing with multiple health issues, and his eighteen-year-old granddaughter launches a clothing line f...

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Oct. 1, 2025

Trump's Two N-Words

President Trump explains his nuclear nickname system at Quantico, posts a racist deepfake of Democratic leaders hours after a "serious" meeting, and announces a drug discount website called TrumpRx that won't exist until 2026...

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Sept. 30, 2025

Release the Earhart Files

The White House issues an official denial that Stephen Miller plays with porcelain dolls, which is definitely a normal thing for government press releases to address. The New York Mets complete baseball's most expensive facep...

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Sept. 29, 2025

Trump's Secret Military Meeting, AI Medbed Scam & Portland War Zone

President Trump attends a mysterious gathering of hundreds of generals at Quantico that's definitely not suspicious at all. The White House insists it's just about "esprit de corps" and touring weapons, which is exactly what ...

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Sept. 26, 2025

Trump hits Bethpage Golf on a Friday while comedians hit Riyadh

The hard working President plans to take in some golf later today. Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, and Pete Davidson are among the comedians performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Marc Maron has some thoughts about that...

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