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Nov. 12, 2025

The Airports Are About to Get Even Worse

America’s skies are in meltdown as the shutdown leaves air traffic controllers unpaid, flights grounded, and Trump promising mystery bonuses from “some place.” Laura Ingraham actually does journalism for once, grilling him on...

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Nov. 11, 2025

MAGA Dating Meltdown in Washington, and Elon Musk’s ‘Grokipedia’ Trie…

The Washington dating scene is on fire — and not in the fun way. We dig into new reporting on why pro-Trump singles are struggling to find partners in the bluest city in America, where 92% of voters went Democrat and MAGA sta...

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Nov. 10, 2025

Inside Trump’s $300M Golden White House Ballroom: Glenn Beck Says It’…

Conservative host Glenn Beck says Trump personally told him the real reason he’s tearing down the East Wing and replacing it with a 90,000-square-foot, gold-soaked, bulletproof ballroom: foreign leaders only respect “power an...

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Nov. 6, 2025

Yes, We Clone: Brady’s Dog, Mamdani’s Win & Trump’s Cage Match

Zohran Mamdani makes history as New York’s first Muslim mayor, Tom Brady clones his dog because of course he does, and President Trump decides to celebrate his eightieth birthday with a UFC fight on the White House lawn. From...

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Nov. 6, 2025

Yes, We Can… Sing! Trump Melts Down as Mamdani Rises and Obama Hits B…

It was a bad week to be Donald Trump and a great one for anyone who likes seeing him lose. Democrats swept major races nationwide—Zohran Mamdani made history as New York’s first Muslim mayor, Gavin Newsom outmaneuvered Trump’...

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Nov. 5, 2025

Who Is Zohran Mamdani? The 34-Year-Old Socialist Who Just Shocked New…

Democrats just handed Donald Trump the political beating of his second term. In New York, 34-year-old democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani toppled Andrew Cuomo’s comeback bid and made history as the city’s first Muslim mayor. ...

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Nov. 4, 2025

Trump Endorses Cuomo, Threatens NYC, and Misses the Point Entirely

Donald Trump has officially endorsed Andrew Cuomo for New York City mayor — yes, the same Cuomo who resigned in disgrace. Patrick Gutfield breaks down how the president’s new political strategy seems to be “find the least lik...

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Nov. 3, 2025

Trump Floats ‘Unstoppable’ JD Vance–Marco Rubio Ticket… While Hinting…

On Air Force One, President Donald Trump talked up Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio as an “unstoppable” 2028 ticket — then immediately blurred the line on whether he’d still be in the mix himself, re...

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Oct. 31, 2025

‘Knock-Off Versailles’: Gavin Newsom Torches Trump’s $300M White Hous…

California Governor Gavin Newsom is unloading on President Donald Trump’s 90,000-square-foot, bulletproof, $300 million White House ballroom — calling it a “knock-off Versailles” and blasting Trump for building a private pala...

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Oct. 30, 2025

Is Donald Trump Fit to Serve? Health Concerns, ‘Martial Law’ Talk, an…

President Donald Trump’s trip to Japan is raising real questions about his health and his power. We break down the footage of the 79-year-old president gingerly taking the stairs off Air Force One in Tokyo, gripping the rail ...

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Oct. 29, 2025

Government Shutdown Deepens, East Wing Demolition Gets Weird, and Tru…

Trump’s shutdown enters chaos mode: food assistance vanishes, flights are at risk, and Speaker Mike Johnson won’t call Congress back. Meanwhile, Trump’s turning the White House into his own Versailles, with a 90,000 sq ft exp...

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Oct. 28, 2025

Trump Eyes Third Term, Walter Reed Health Report Raises Eyebrows, Nav…

President Trump flirts with a third term, brushing off the Constitution like it’s optional. He gets an “exceptional” health report from Walter Reed—despite leg swelling—and even jokes about running as VP. Meanwhile, two U.S. ...

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Oct. 27, 2025

Nothing But Bet: The NBA Scandal, Trump’s Reagan Rage, and the Ballro…

From Charlotte, where we had the under—Patrick Gutfield breaks down the week’s wildest headlines: the FBI’s “Nothing But Bet” sting shaking the NBA, Trump blowing up trade talks with Canada over a Ronald Reagan ad, and a $300...

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Oct. 23, 2025

White House Under Siege: Trump's Radical Demolition Sparks National O…

President Trump's shocking plan to demolish the historic East Wing reveals a dramatic transformation of America's most iconic building, leaving historians and citizens stunned.

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Oct. 22, 2025

Louvre Heist in 7 Minutes, Latin Mass Drama, and Trump’s Tunnel Troub…

Thieves pull off a cinematic jewel heist at the Louvre in just 7 minutes—complete with motorbikes. At the Vatican, Pope Leo XIV faces conservative backlash over the Latin Mass. And in infrastructure news, Trump tries to axe t...

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Oct. 21, 2025

J.D. Vance Defends Racist Group Chat, Trump Plans Arch de Trump, and …

Vice President J.D. Vance brushes off a vile GOP group chat as “boys being boys,” Trump pitches a $250M White House makeover complete with a giant golden arch, and Joe Rogan suddenly notices Trump’s immigration policies are… ...

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Oct. 20, 2025

Trump’s AI Crown, No Kings Protests, and George Santos Goes Full Mand…

President Trump drops an absurd AI video showing himself as “King Trump,” just as protests erupt nationwide with 2,600 “No Kings” rallies across all 50 states. Celebrities like Pedro Pascal, Kerry Washington, and Bill Nye joi...

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Oct. 17, 2025

The Pentagon’s Not-So-Straight Talk

From Washington DC where apparently nobody in the military is gay, Patrick Gutfield takes you inside the latest moral panic — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is furious about Netflix’s new gay Marine series Boots . Meanwhile, ...

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Oct. 16, 2025

Trump's Hot Mics and World Cup Threats

Fresh off a peace summit in Egypt, Trump’s caught on a hot mic discussing real estate deals with Indonesia’s president, then pivots to threatening to yank Boston’s World Cup games because he doesn’t like the mayor. Internatio...

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Oct. 15, 2025

Trump’s Beach Body Diplomacy PLUS Charlie Kirk awarded Medal of Freed…

At a joint press event with Argentina’s president, Trump pauses to tell a female reporter how much he likes watching her speak, threatens to “violently disarm” Hamas, and compares his body to Joe Biden’s — all while handing A...

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Oct. 14, 2025

Trump's Mystery Peace Deal & Marc Maron's WTF Signs Off with Obama

President Trump declares the Gaza war over with a document nobody read that neither side signed. Marc Maron ends his sixteen-year podcast run with Obama dropping by to discuss partial victories and not annoying people into fa...

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Oct. 12, 2025

Trump takes on Bad Bunny

From Washington, where “I don’t know him” is the new foreign policy, Patrick Gutfield unpacks Trump’s hilarious denial of knowing who global megastar Bad Bunny is—right before calling his Super Bowl halftime show “absolutely ...

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Oct. 10, 2025

Elon's Sex Chatbots PLUS Octagon on the South Lawn: Trump Turns His B…

Forget candles — President Trump’s celebrating his 80th with chokeholds on the White House lawn. Patrick Gutfield unpacks the plan to turn the South Lawn into the Octagon, Dana White’s grass repair bill, Conor McGregor’s conf...

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Oct. 9, 2025

Trump Takes His Talents to Miami—with Will Smith and Lionel Messi

From Miami, where we’re getting jiggy with it, Patrick Gutfield covers Trump’s upcming tour stop—a star-studded business summit featuring Will Smith, Lionel Messi, and more billionaires than sense. Plus, Chicago Marathon runn...

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