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Aug. 4, 2025

Trump Calls Charlamagne the God a 'Sleezebag' Over Epstein Files Comm…

Patrick Gutfield breaks down Trump's Truth Social meltdown after Charlamagne tha God suggested traditional Republicans could use Epstein files to retake the GOP. Plus, the incredible story of Tiah McCreary who legally stole a...

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Aug. 1, 2025

Trump Revives Presidential Fitness Test, Kamala Harris Plots a Comeba…

From sit-ups to spin zones, President Trump brings back the Presidential Fitness Test with help from WWE, golf pros… and a convicted sex offender. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris launches her 107-day campaign memoir and hints at a 2...

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July 31, 2025

Trump’s Senior Moments, “Mr. Japan,” and Hulk Hogan’s Bid to Save Hoo…

Patrick Gutfield unpacks Donald Trump’s latest mental slip-ups, including imaginary chats with dead relatives, forgetting his own appointments, and calling world leaders “Mr. Japan.” Plus, Hulk Hogan’s beer brand tries to res...

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July 30, 2025

Why your electric bill is so high

Patrick Gutfield exposes a real-life cat burglar named Leo who’s been stealing socks across New Zealand, then digs into why your electric bill is sky-high (hint: blame A.I.). Plus, Jay Leno misses the days when late-night hos...

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July 29, 2025

Trump, Epstein, and the Billion-Dollar Air Force One Mystery

Patrick Gutfield dives into Trump’s wild 1990s friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, the shady modeling agency connections, and that infamous Mar-a-Lago party with 28 young women. Plus, the jaw-dropping $934 million secret Air For...

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July 28, 2025

Trump's Scotland Golf Trip and Celebrity Prosecution Demands

Patrick Gutfield breaks down Trump's Scotland golf course opening, Qatar jet controversy, and demands to prosecute celebrities over campaign payments. Scottish newspaper calls someone a "convicted US felon" as business and po...

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July 25, 2025

Podcaster's Million Dollar Mistake and Melania Gets An Opera House

A podcaster accidentally reveals his massive earnings while trying to show off, Republicans want to rename the Kennedy Center after Melania Trump, and we remember Ozzy Osbourne - the man who survived everything except reality...

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July 24, 2025

House GOP Runs From Epstein Vote,

The Justice Department wants to meet with Jeffrey Epstein's partner in crime, Speaker Johnson sends Congress home early to avoid an awkward vote, and Trump calls the Marcos family "highly respected" - apparently forgetting th...

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July 23, 2025

Trump's Snake Videos & Hunter's War Threats

Patrick Gutfield breaks down the weekend's wildest political moments: Trump posting cobra-catching videos to distract from Epstein file pressure, Hunter Biden threatening to invade El Salvador on a podcast, and why the Presid...

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July 22, 2025

Fake Obama Arrest Videos, Real MLK Files & Bitcoin Billions: Trump's …

Patrick Gutfield covers Trump's triple-header of distractions: posting fake AI videos of Obama getting arrested while his own supporters demand Epstein file transparency, releasing MLK assassination documents to change the su...

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July 21, 2025

Trump Celebrates Colbert Cancellation While Rob Schneider Defends CBS…

Patrick Gutfield breaks down the Stephen Colbert Late Show cancellation controversy, from Trump's suspicious Truth Social celebration to Rob Schneider's Fox News defense of CBS's "financial decision." Plus, Rosie O'Donnell de...

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July 18, 2025

"Trump's Medical Diagnosis, Epstein Files Controversy, and College Sp…

Patrick Gutfield's satirical take on President Trump's "chronic venous insufficiency" diagnosis, the ongoing Epstein files controversy and calls for transparency, Emil Bove's controversial judicial nomination, and Trump's pot...

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July 17, 2025

Plague, Baby Bonds, and Kissing Scandals

Patrick Gutfield covers Arizona's first plague death in twenty years (yes, actual medieval plague), Trump's new baby investment accounts that financial experts are calling mediocre at best, and a French Olympic fencer who bea...

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July 16, 2025

Vance Ruins Disneyland

Once again our team points out Vance didnt ruin anything and its just wordplay and this whole show is parody. Anyway, Joe Biden defends using an autopen to pardon people—and yes, he threw in some Trump shade while he was at i...

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July 15, 2025

Trump Steals the Spotlight (and the Trophy) + Elmo’s X Meltdown

Our team reminds you Trump didn't steal anything and we are just doing wordplay and this whole show is parody. Donald Trump crashes Chelsea’s FIFA celebration like an uncle who won’t leave a wedding, blocking photos, confusin...

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July 14, 2025

Rosie vs. The Donald: A Citizenship Showdown

Patrick Gutfield dives into Trump's threat to revoke Rosie O'Donnell's citizenship, calling her "a threat to humanity." Plus, the President brings half his Cabinet to a soccer game, George Santos gets scammed by someone prete...

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July 13, 2025

You May Also Like - Alligator Alcatraz

Deep in the Florida Everglades, where corruption runs as thick as the swamp, a broken immigration detention center becomes ground zero for a darkly comic uprising. When mild-mannered maintenance worker Tommy Esperanza is wron...

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July 11, 2025

Superman Is an Immigrant—and That’s Apparently a Problem Now

Director James Gunn triggered outrage by pointing out Superman is—gasp!—an immigrant. Conservatives melted down, Fox News lost its mind, and the cast of the new Superman movie clapped back. Also: Stephen Miller blames immigra...

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July 10, 2025

Trump’s “Bomb Moscow” Threat and the $640 RUMP Watch

Donald Trump reportedly told Vladimir Putin he’d “bomb the bleep out of Moscow”—and he said it at a fundraiser. Meanwhile, a Rhode Island couple bought a $640 luxury “Trump” watch... but it just says “RUMP.” We also cover Elo...

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July 9, 2025

AI Clones Marco Rubio, Noem’s Cowgirl Portraits, and the New COVID Va…

An AI voice clone impersonating Secretary of State Marco Rubio fooled foreign ministers and a member of Congress—proving even top officials can't trust their own voicemail anymore. Meanwhile, Homeland Security Secretary Krist...

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July 8, 2025

Epstein “Client List” Doesn’t Exist, Ted Cruz’s Greek Timing, and TSA…

The Justice Department says there is no Epstein “client list,” despite years of speculation—so what was Pam Bondi waving around on Fox News? Meanwhile, Ted Cruz is caught vacationing in Greece while deadly floods devastate Te...

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July 7, 2025

Hero Faces Deportation, Penn Rewrites History, and New York’s ATM Cri…

A construction worker who saved a 9-year-old from a shark attack is now facing deportation—because heroism has paperwork. Penn reverses course on Lia Thomas, wiping her name from the school’s swimming records after a Title IX...

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July 3, 2025

Trump vs. Zohran, Elon vs. Reality, and the Dalai Lama vs. China

President Trump is now threatening to arrest New York’s Democratic mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani—who is, let’s be clear, a U.S. citizen—for not helping ICE. Elon Musk, meanwhile, is threatening to start his own political par...

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July 2, 2025

Thunderstorms, Tax Cuts, and “Freak Offs”: Congress and Diddy Both Fa…

House Republicans are trying to pass the “One Big Beautiful Bill” before the July 4th deadline—except Mother Nature has other plans. Thunderstorms have grounded flights and turned Capitol Hill into a carpool lane of desperate...

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