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July 22, 2025

Fake Obama Arrest Videos, Real MLK Files & Bitcoin Billions: Trump's …

Patrick Gutfield covers Trump's triple-header of distractions: posting fake AI videos of Obama getting arrested while his own supporters demand Epstein file transparency, releasing MLK assassination documents to change the su...

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July 21, 2025

Trump Celebrates Colbert Cancellation While Rob Schneider Defends CBS…

Patrick Gutfield breaks down the Stephen Colbert Late Show cancellation controversy, from Trump's suspicious Truth Social celebration to Rob Schneider's Fox News defense of CBS's "financial decision." Plus, Rosie O'Donnell de...

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July 18, 2025

"Trump's Medical Diagnosis, Epstein Files Controversy, and College Sp…

Patrick Gutfield's satirical take on President Trump's "chronic venous insufficiency" diagnosis, the ongoing Epstein files controversy and calls for transparency, Emil Bove's controversial judicial nomination, and Trump's pot...

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July 17, 2025

Plague, Baby Bonds, and Kissing Scandals

Patrick Gutfield covers Arizona's first plague death in twenty years (yes, actual medieval plague), Trump's new baby investment accounts that financial experts are calling mediocre at best, and a French Olympic fencer who bea...

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July 16, 2025

Vance Ruins Disneyland

Once again our team points out Vance didnt ruin anything and its just wordplay and this whole show is parody. Anyway, Joe Biden defends using an autopen to pardon people—and yes, he threw in some Trump shade while he was at i...

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July 15, 2025

Trump Steals the Spotlight (and the Trophy) + Elmo’s X Meltdown

Our team reminds you Trump didn't steal anything and we are just doing wordplay and this whole show is parody. Donald Trump crashes Chelsea’s FIFA celebration like an uncle who won’t leave a wedding, blocking photos, confusin...

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July 14, 2025

Rosie vs. The Donald: A Citizenship Showdown

Patrick Gutfield dives into Trump's threat to revoke Rosie O'Donnell's citizenship, calling her "a threat to humanity." Plus, the President brings half his Cabinet to a soccer game, George Santos gets scammed by someone prete...

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July 13, 2025

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Deep in the Florida Everglades, where corruption runs as thick as the swamp, a broken immigration detention center becomes ground zero for a darkly comic uprising. When mild-mannered maintenance worker Tommy Esperanza is wron...

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July 11, 2025

Superman Is an Immigrant—and That’s Apparently a Problem Now

Director James Gunn triggered outrage by pointing out Superman is—gasp!—an immigrant. Conservatives melted down, Fox News lost its mind, and the cast of the new Superman movie clapped back. Also: Stephen Miller blames immigra...

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July 10, 2025

Trump’s “Bomb Moscow” Threat and the $640 RUMP Watch

Donald Trump reportedly told Vladimir Putin he’d “bomb the bleep out of Moscow”—and he said it at a fundraiser. Meanwhile, a Rhode Island couple bought a $640 luxury “Trump” watch... but it just says “RUMP.” We also cover Elo...

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July 9, 2025

AI Clones Marco Rubio, Noem’s Cowgirl Portraits, and the New COVID Va…

An AI voice clone impersonating Secretary of State Marco Rubio fooled foreign ministers and a member of Congress—proving even top officials can't trust their own voicemail anymore. Meanwhile, Homeland Security Secretary Krist...

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July 8, 2025

Epstein “Client List” Doesn’t Exist, Ted Cruz’s Greek Timing, and TSA…

The Justice Department says there is no Epstein “client list,” despite years of speculation—so what was Pam Bondi waving around on Fox News? Meanwhile, Ted Cruz is caught vacationing in Greece while deadly floods devastate Te...

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July 7, 2025

Hero Faces Deportation, Penn Rewrites History, and New York’s ATM Cri…

A construction worker who saved a 9-year-old from a shark attack is now facing deportation—because heroism has paperwork. Penn reverses course on Lia Thomas, wiping her name from the school’s swimming records after a Title IX...

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July 3, 2025

Trump vs. Zohran, Elon vs. Reality, and the Dalai Lama vs. China

President Trump is now threatening to arrest New York’s Democratic mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani—who is, let’s be clear, a U.S. citizen—for not helping ICE. Elon Musk, meanwhile, is threatening to start his own political par...

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July 2, 2025

Thunderstorms, Tax Cuts, and “Freak Offs”: Congress and Diddy Both Fa…

House Republicans are trying to pass the “One Big Beautiful Bill” before the July 4th deadline—except Mother Nature has other plans. Thunderstorms have grounded flights and turned Capitol Hill into a carpool lane of desperate...

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July 1, 2025

Killer Bees Spread Across America, Ivanka Trump's Soviet Weapons Reso…

Africanized killer bees are conquering thirteen states and holding grudges against humans, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner invest one point four billion dollars to turn a Soviet weapons base into a luxury Albanian resort, and ...

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June 30, 2025

Disney Sports Bra Controversy, Treasury Kills the Penny, Lincoln Arti…

A Disney World visitor gets kicked off a ride for wearing a sports bra and forced to buy a forty-five dollar tank top, the Treasury Department finally pulls the plug on the penny after losing millions, and the Abraham Lincoln...

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June 27, 2025

Trump Embraces "Daddy" Nickname at NATO While Firing Insults at NY Ca…

Donald Trump leaned into the “Daddy” nickname after NATO’s Mark Rutte dropped it at a summit—then used his social media to attack NYC’s Democratic mayoral nominee as a “Communist Lunatic.” Meanwhile, Iran’s Supreme Leader cla...

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June 26, 2025

Liver King Arrested for Threatening Joe Rogan, Trump Wants to Rename …

Influencer Brian "Liver King" Johnson arrested in Austin for terroristic threats against Joe Rogan. Plus Trump suggests renaming Defense Department back to War Department after Iran strikes

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June 24, 2025

The Joe Rogan Experience with Bernie Sanders recap, Trump’s Iran Stri…

Joe Rogan’s sit-down with Senator Bernie Sanders blows the lid off a brewing civil war in MAGA world. The pair dig into Congressman Thomas Massie’s “unconstitutional” critique of Trump’s Iran strikes, Trump’s retaliation PAC,...

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June 23, 2025

Trump’s 12-Hour Israel-Iran Ceasefire & Florida’s Alligator Alcatraz

Patrick Gutfield skewers the surreal headlines of the day, starting with Donald Trump’s all-caps declaration of a “COMPLETE and TOTAL” 12-hour Israel-Iran ceasefire—an overnight timeout that feels more like a homework deadlin...

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June 23, 2025

Trump Iran Hack Job: Trump’s Iran Strike Triggers Cyber Panic, Nobel …

Patrick Gutfield tackles today’s triple-header of controversy: DHS and security pros warn Iranian hackers could retaliate for Trump’s “massive precision strikes,” the former president demands credit for four-or-five Nobel Pea...

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June 21, 2025

U.S. Enters Israel-Iran War: Trump Drops 30,000-Pound Bunker Busters …

Patrick Gutfield pulls a weekend late-nighter to share commentary on President Trump's shocking decision to bomb three Iranian nuclear facilities with 30,000-pound bunker-buster bombs. From Truth Social announcements to congr...

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June 20, 2025

Golden Thumbs, Blitz Weddings, and TikTok Visas: What Just Happened T

A provocative golden statue crushes Lady Liberty on the National Mall and draws crowds—and fire. Netanyahu compares his son's postponed wedding to the London Blitz, and the internet explodes. Meanwhile, foreign students must ...

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