Nov. 27, 2024

Hot Ones said no to Kamala Harris

Show Notes
Transcript

Harris tried to east some spicy wings (and promote her campaign) and Hot Ones said no.

Meanwhile, as host Mac Davies fights off a cold, a look into The Trump Whale.

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Calarogu Shark Media.

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From Washington, DC, where we'll take twelve pot with a

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side of price.

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This is ballot, that's right. Can we get some extra clery,

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let's hit this.

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Speaking of turkeys, it looks like the spiciest thing about

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Kamala Harris's campaign won't be her takes on the issues.

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It'll be the wing she didn't eat on Hot Ones.

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That's right.

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The VP's team tried to get her on everyone's favorite

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chicken wing torture Chamber show, but apparently got hit with

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the political equivalent of new phone. Who dis you know

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things are rough when even a show that made Gordon

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Ramsay cry like a baby says nah, we're good to

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the Vice President of the United States. The show's producers

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were probably worried Harris would start cackling at wing number

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three and set off their studios smoke detectors. Meanwhile, Trump's

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over here doing a three hour Joe Rogan pot like

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he's auditioning for a Netflix comedy special. Harris's team says

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they offered to do Rogan's show in Austin but couldn't

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make it work. Hot Ones has had everyone from Paul

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mescal to Jimmy fallon sweating bullets.

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But they draw the line at politicians.

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I guess they figured the last thing American needs right

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now is watching their leaders turn red and cry while

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trying to explain foreign policy. Harris just dropped a post

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election video that's making people cringe harder than someone eating

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a Carolina Reaper on hot ones.

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Not that she'd know what that's like. In what can

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only be.

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Described as the political equivalent of your aunt's first attempt

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at TikTok, Harris delivered a message about not letting anyone

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take your power away, which is interesting coming from someone

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who just lost power. I haven't seen this much denial

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since my cat pretended he didn't knock over that plant.

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The videos got everything weird energy, questionable lighting, and a

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message so vague it makes Fortune Cookies look specific. It's

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like she's trying to sell us essential oils for our democracy.

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You have the same power that you did before November fifth,

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except you know, the whole presidency thing, and the House

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and the Senate and if you wanted wings. Meanwhile, she's

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been chillin in Hawaii with Doug Emhoff since last week.

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Nothing says processing.

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A historic loss like my ties on the beach, though,

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to be fair, after running a one hundred and seven

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day campaign that went about as well as using a

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chocolate teapot, maybe some beach time is exactly what the

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doctor ordered. I wonder if the Maui Hilton serves wings.

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Let's meet the Trump Whale. No, that's not Donald. It's

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a mysterious French trader who just made eighty five million

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dollars betting on Trump's victory, which is coincidentally the exact

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amount Trump claims his apartment is worth. This guy opened

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eleven different accounts with names like Rep Trump and Mike

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Trade seventy seven, showing about as much creativity as.

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Trump's building names.

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The trader who goes by THEO claims he's just a

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wealthy French citizen who did his own analysis, you know,

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like how I analyze my March Madness bracket by picking

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teams based on which mascot would win in a fight.

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He says he's trying to stay anonymous for reasons of

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personal safety, because nothing says I'm just a regular guy,

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like hiding seventy million dollars in bets across multiple accounts

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named after Trump. He originally claimed he only had four accounts,

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but researchers found seven more.

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That's like finding seven additional Trump properties in your tax

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saw it.

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When confronted, THEO basically said Wei, you got me, and

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then announced he wanted to fade back into normal daily life.

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You know, the normal daily life of a mysterious multi

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millionaire who just happens to have seventy million dollars lying

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around to bet on elections. And get this, Francis gambling

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regulators are now investigating the whole thing because apparently even

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the French thing this is too cheesy to be legitimate.

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At least we know it wasn't Trump himself betting the

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accounts actually paid their debts. Portions of today's program were

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made with the help of Ai Hot Sauce and a

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whale and what's left of my voice. If Trump does

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something crazy, I'll pop.

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In with an episode.

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In other words, I'll probably be back in a couple

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of hours. Otherwise, Happy Thanksgiving and see you Monday.