Episodes

"Her Majesty's doctors have advised that she should continue to rest for at least the next two weeks. The doctors have advised that Her Majesty can continue to undertake light, desk-based duties during this time, including some virtual audiences, but...

It sounds like an episode of The Inbetweeners, but suitors used to discuss how fit Kate Middleton was...not that she's become some sort of horrible troll now. Also, she's wonderful and does the Halloween shopping for the kids.

Was there a coordinated effort to bash Harry and Meghan on twitter. The evidence suggests...yes! Meanwhile, the Queen is being encouraged to slow down...which normally would be a lead story!

Those loving glances, those soft embraces...what do Kate & William's PDA tell us about how Meghan Markle is plotting to take over the world? That last part is a joke.

Adele was asked to pick between Harry and William and she picked....well we do want you to listen to the podcast.

Hey Majesty is not stepping down and she also does not want your Oldies Award.

Hr Majesty was briefly hospitalized. Conspiracy theorists wonder why the Royal Standard was still flying over the palace. And is it time for the Queen to start slowing down?

Billie Eilish likes the Royals, "They were just very friendly and funny and sweet. I can’t complain.” Meanwhile, the Queen sometimes takes people hostage!

Meghan Markle Was "Slightly Duchessy" on Deal or No Deal' according to Howie Mandel...meanwhile Meghan is on her way to creating a billion dollar brand.

Shatner vs. William? Pass the popcorn. Kate and William might come to the USA in 2022. All American Royal Family podcasters welcome this. Maybe they could guest on Harry's podcast. And the Queen is giving up on her nightly Martini.

Hey world leaders, the passive aggressive monarch is kind of annoyed you're not coming to the climate summit. Meanwhile, Madame Tussauds swapped out the Wax Queen

A peek inside Harry and Meghan's estate. Charles doesn't know what to do with all the property. Her Majesty has a good year with the horses.

"Prince Charles' Aston Martin runs on cheese and wine" sounds like a joke but it really does. Plus some daily Meghan and Harry stuff.

Who wouldn't want financial advice from Harry and Meghan? Well good news they are entering the financial buisness, not to be confused with their Netflix Deal, their Spotify podcast deal (how is episode 2 coming along?) and Harry's book deal.

Presumably the publishers would like Harry to spill some gossip in his upcoming books. The best card he has left to play might be revealing the royal racist.

Rami Malek discusses his encounters with Kate Middleton and Prince William. More making fun of Diana: The Musical And once again we don't mention You Know Who

It's one of those rare episodes where we don't mention You Know Who - the new movie Spencer is getting mixed reviews for its portrayal of Princess Diana, but the musical Diana is getting ripped.

Not Charles, not William, not Harry, not Meghan (well yeah not Meghan)...it's Kate Middleton to whom Elizabeth trusts the future. Meanwhile, Kate didn't have the energy to be Meghan's friend.

Andrew Morton suggests that Diana casts such a large shadow over everything Harry does that she is actually the third wheel in Meghan Markle's marriage.

Snoop Dogg even invited Harry and Meghan Markle over for Thanksgiving and promised them "something special." Please please accept this invitation for podcasters everywhere. Tina Brown has a book coming out about all the latter-day Royal...

Is there nothing Kate Middleton cannot do? She recently braved a tarantula, and William braved a half-pint of Guinness. Meanwhile Harry & Meghan's culinary adventures, and how Harry met when Katie Couric met him.

They've done a lot of deals..but what do their business partners have to show for it? That's up for debate. When might we get episode 2 of the Spotify podcast?

Is William a bully....to Harry? The Prince puts his foot down....on a soccer ball... and....the Queen will have none of Meghan's tiara nonsense.

Her Majesty has been through some secret service drills over the years, and one time even skydived out of a helicopter with James Bond. Meanwhile, Prince Charles started a TV Channel.