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Nov. 26, 2021

Why Meghan was compared to Krusty the Clown

Kids can be so mean, and once compared Meghan Markle to Krusty the Clown. Meanwhile, are Kate & William on stand-by to host Christmas?

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Nov. 25, 2021

Harry and Meghan's Thanksgiving Plans

The privacy minded couple expect to have a quiet day at home. Also, a look at their future plans which may not be as quiet.

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Nov. 24, 2021

Piers Morgan tears into Meghan Markle's Ellen appearance

We'll be over hear eating our popcorn as Mark re-enacts Piers Morgan's comments about Meghan.

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Nov. 23, 2021

You will never believe what Meghan Markle did for Ellen

You will totally think we made this all up.

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Nov. 22, 2021

Recap of Meghan Markle's appearance on Ellen

Meghan Markle may have left the UK to stay out of the spotlight, so she went on Ellen. Here's the recap.

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Nov. 19, 2021

What's in Kate Middleton's handbag?

Hey what's that inside Kate's handbag? And is she trying to feed bugs to Prince William?

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Nov. 18, 2021

Meghan is on Ellen today

Privacy minded Meghan Markle who left the UK so the media would leave her and Harry alone went on Ellen's show which airs today. She told a story about her old car and....smh

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Nov. 17, 2021

Are Harry and Meghan planning more "Fake Royal Tours"

A Youtuber wonders if Harry and Meghan are planning more "Fake Royal Tours" What it was like to work with Meghan on Suits. Oprah adds some latte to her favorite things list..but you'll never guess who is an investor in …

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Nov. 16, 2021

Wait, Harry was in a Hot Dog Shaped Car?

You know, if you really want to be private, maybe don't ride around in a car shaped like a Hot Dog. Also Kate and William's photo-shoot was of course Fabulosly fabulous in a fabulous way.

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Nov. 15, 2021

The Queen has….a bad back? Yeah?

So the Palace says the Queen totally was going to hit Remembrance Day but she had a bad back. Sure Jan.

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Nov. 12, 2021

Privacy Minded Couple wears Red to Red Carpet Event in NYC

When your focus is privacy, one way to stay private is to attend a red carpet event with Bon Jovi - and then wear red to it. Meanwhile, Charles is digging this PseudoKing thing, and was hanging out with Sir …

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Nov. 11, 2021

Was Meghan being manipulative? And what did Harry know on January 5th?

Wait, what did Harry tell the twitter boss and how did Harry know these things? And was Meghan being deliberately manipulative? Two huge stories today!

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Nov. 10, 2021

Who Rememberances better? Harry vs. Her Majesty

Harry is at the Intrepid today. Her Majesty will honor Remembrance Day this weekend. Will we see dueling royals trying to out remembrance each other?

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Nov. 9, 2021

Big week for Harry and Meghan Markle!

Meghan is speaking to the New York Times. Harry is speaking at the Intrepid. Our favorite privacy minded non-royals are in New York City as their quest to avoid the limelight continues.

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Nov. 8, 2021

Meghan calls Senators, Senators mock Meghan

Hi this is Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex. Excuse me, how did you get this number?

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Nov. 5, 2021

Meghan might be stubborn but Kate makes veggie burgers

Oh it's another day in the Royal Family...a few stories about Harry & Meghan and how they must be up to something....and some Kate Is Wonderful fluff about her making veggie burgers. She's so wonderful that Kate. No wonder the …

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Nov. 4, 2021

Queen: None of us will live forever

The Queen said none of us will live forever. Is she depressed and being morbid? No, she was addressing Climate Change. You know who else addressed Climate Change? Harry and Meghan. Of course they did. And you know who addressed …

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Nov. 3, 2021

Oh yeah, that Queen's Jubilee hmmm about that....

Hey is the Queen well or not? On the one hand she's supposed to be resting, on the other hand we're being shown pictures of her driving Jaguar. Anyway, will Her Majesty be up to thus Jubilee come next summer? …

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Nov. 2, 2021

$25 Million Meghan Markle gives out $25 Starbucks Gift Cards

Meghan Markle gave out some $25 Starbucks Gift Cards which is nice...unless one starts pondering that $25,000,000 Spotify Deal which has produced ONE episode so far. Meanwhile, Thomas Markle Jr. is always fun for a quote or two.

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Nov. 1, 2021 it time for Elizabeth to abdicate?

With the Queen taking rest, Charles steps up to lead teh COP26 conference. The difficult unspoken it time for Her Majesty to abdicate?

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Oct. 29, 2021

Queen Elizabeth advised to rest for two weeks

"Her Majesty's doctors have advised that she should continue to rest for at least the next two weeks. The doctors have advised that Her Majesty can continue to undertake light, desk-based duties during this time, including some virtual audiences, but...

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Oct. 29, 2021

Hey that Kate Middleton sure is fit!

It sounds like an episode of The Inbetweeners, but suitors used to discuss how fit Kate Middleton was...not that she's become some sort of horrible troll now. Also, she's wonderful and does the Halloween shopping for the kids.

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Oct. 28, 2021

Were Harry and Meghan the targets of a coordinated hate campaign?

Was there a coordinated effort to bash Harry and Meghan on twitter. The evidence suggests...yes! Meanwhile, the Queen is being encouraged to slow down...which normally would be a lead story!

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Oct. 27, 2021

A closer look at Kate and Wills' PDA

Those loving glances, those soft embraces...what do Kate & William's PDA tell us about how Meghan Markle is plotting to take over the world? That last part is a joke.

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