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Oct. 15, 2023

Kate Middleton and Prince William spice it up....with curry

Another day, another Meghan makeover. Let's focus on those crazy kids William and Kate who are making the media rounds and talking about curry.
Oct. 14, 2023

Will Meghan Markle's Archetypes podcast return? Was Harry and Meghan's statement too generic?

The King commented on Israel. William and Kate commented on Israel. Harry and Meghan commented a little more generically. Meanwhile, Meghan's podcast could be returning!!!
Oct. 13, 2023

Is Meghan Markle bigging herself up? Is King Charles jealous of Prince William?

Some royals say, "Hi, I'm William" or even "Hi, I'm Harry" whereas others say "I am Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex." Meanwhile, is The King getting jealous of the much more popular William and Kate?
Oct. 12, 2023

Harry and Meghan returned to New York City and…..New Yorkers didn’t care.

Harry and Meghan came to New York City and.... New Yorkers didn't care. The Sussexes also apparently took a 7 SUV caravan with police escort...to go around the block to get to the place next door frrom where they started.
Oct. 11, 2023

Details for the final season of The Crown....or is it?

The Crown released a trailer and the dates for a split season. We have some details, some minor spoilers and some major spoilers. We'll warn you along the way.
Oct. 9, 2023

Kate Middleton was tickled! No, like actually tickled by someone

A boy snuck up on Kate Middleton and tickled her. Meghan took a selfi with some people who seems to be Instagrammers of some sort.
Oct. 8, 2023

Slow News Day: Meghan Markle, Kardashians, Senator Markle, Prince Andrew Word Salad

Some oodds and ends starts with an article comparing Meghan to the Kardashians....yeah? I mean...sort of not really kind of. Then more of the Senator Markle nonsense as if that's what Meghan is going to do....sit in DC listening to speeches all day....
Oct. 7, 2023

Is Meghan Markle writing a memoir? Running for Senate? Acting? Blogging?

There's been on and off chatter about a Meghan Markle memoir. Would she write about how miserable it is being a royal....and if not, what would even be in the book? Or maybe she will act. Or run for Senate. Or blog. But probably not...
Oct. 6, 2023

Kate Middleton with another mysterious bandage..and another rerun outfit

What's the deal with Kate? She has mysterious bandages again.....she's rerunning outfits....and went on a date night with William.
Oct. 5, 2023

What's with all the solo Kate Middleton outings? Is Prince William planning a race?

Man these Royals are always playin the angles. Remember Prince William's recent Central Park jog? There may be more to that than just a run in the park. Meanwhile, what's with all these solo Kate outings?
Oct. 4, 2023

The Senator Markle rumors started up again even though she's obviously not the pick

Wait, I thought you said Meghan Markle was going back to acting. Or restartig her blog. Now she's going to be a smeator, except for the part where she isn't? Meanwhile, Andrew's stubborness seems to have defeated The King.
Oct. 3, 2023

If Meghan Markle did this...a look at some of the double standards around Kate

Long time listeneres know Kate Is Wonderful, that's the narrative at least. A look at some things Kate does that might not go over so well if done by Meghan....like wearing one's hair in a bun.
Oct. 2, 2023

Tim Dillon: I find the lack of self-awareness (by Harry and Meghan) to be very fun

Comedian Tim Dillon told Piers Morgan "It’s very interesting to make a three-part documentary on Netflix about how bad things are while living in a castle," Harry and Meghan are being further criticized for making big demands at their public school
Oct. 1, 2023

Sharon Osbourne: Prince Harry is Whiny! PLUS Unpopular Baby Names: Harry and Meghan

A survey reveals that Harry, Meghan and even Megan as names for babies are not as popular as they revently were. I wonder what changed. Sharon Osbourne finds Harry to be whiny
Sept. 30, 2023

That time Meghan Markle played a woman in a car doing a thing to a guy wink wink nudge nudge

It's a slightly naughty episode of Palace Intrigue where we look back at a naughty role played by actress Meghan Markle. In other news, shoudl the media stop playing with The Royals, AND the sad tragedy of "The Other" Prince WIlliam.
Sept. 29, 2023

Why Can't Meghan Markle just dance in peace? Why is King Charles sticking up for Andrew? What's even the point of The Royal Family now?

A recap of some articles and editorials asking the tough questions. Why is Charles keeping Andrew around instead of just letting Andrew hide out in some rich place? What's even the point of the Royals post Elizabeth? and Why Can't Meghan Markle...
Sept. 28, 2023

Are Meghan Markle's podcasting days over? (Boo!) PLUS Prince Philip's very naught book

Seems Meghan and Harry gave up on trademarking Archetypes. Does that mean that her podcast days are over? But we really liked the bump you gave us Meg. Meanwhile, a photograper shares the tale of Pince Philip's naughty book. The Kate is Wonderful...
Sept. 27, 2023

Meghan Markle hopes Prince Harry will embrace Hollywood. Everyone else thinks "no he won't!"

A source says Meghan Markle hopes Prince Harry will embrace Hollywood. Does she not notice he looks miserable at every outing and that his whole thing seems to be that the paparazzi killed his mother? Perhaps she doesn't.
Sept. 26, 2023

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle find privacy hanging out with Oprah Winfrey and Kevin Costner

Poor Harry. The way forwrad seems to be through Hollywood, which is great if you're Meghan Markle...but if your goal was to avoid the paparazzi, maybe hanging out with Oprah and Kevin Costner's place isn't they way. Meanwhile, did Harry turn down the...
Sept. 25, 2023

Was a secret blog by Meghan Markle uncovered?

There's a blog by someoen who seemed to really love show business. Was it by Meghan Markle? Prince William steps in the future as he begins to get out of Charles' shadow in te on deck circle.
Sept. 24, 2023

Mistakes were made....

Hey maybe Meghan's outfit wasn't a great choice. And maybe Kate and William shouldn't hire a CEO And maybe the King and Queen didn't need to take a prvate jet.
Sept. 23, 2023

Is The King a disappointment, a nice man, or just a guy cracking It's Always Sunny jokes?

Charles had a pretty good week. The French liked him. Harry didn't publish any books. A look at some of recent discussion about the King in some odd settings.
Sept. 22, 2023

King Charles balling like he's the King of France. Oh, the Queen sucks at ping-pong

The French seem to be enjoying The King as he got a few standing ovations. The Queen is terrible at ping-pong. Nobody seems to like Meghan Markle today. Someone probably does, but we haven't found them. Email us Harry.
Sept. 21, 2023

Prince Williams jogs Central Park, meets some 60 year olds, visits a firehouse, avoids a rat

Prince William got the full NYC experience - a run in Central Park, a rat sighting, a firehouse, and talking to 60 year old Canadian women. Meanwhie, the King was in France to have dinner with Mick Jagger