Episodes

Harry, well we've been calling him that anyway, said just to call him Harry. No Prince. No HRH. Just Harry. Meanwhile, Kate got her athletics on and the Queen visited MI5. Say hi to Mark at thepalaceintrigue@gmail.com or @palaceintrigue1 on …

The reactions to this weekend's Statement from the Bad Kids, Meghan and Harry, continue to be unfavorable. Meanwhile, the Good Kids, William and Kate, went lambing recently.

Kate Middleton went on a podcast and no it wasn't this one. Kate and William plan to visit Ireland. Piers Morgan makes a good point!

It's official - Sussex Royal is no more. And it sure looks like everyone is mad at everyone. Meanwhile, Meghan and Harry are looking at buying a Malibu estate from a Baywatch star.

Oh my, we interrupt our peaceful weekend to share the STATEMENT from Harry and Meghan. In it, they mention their opinion "there is not any jurisdiction by The Monarchy or Cabinet Office over the use of the word ‘Royal’ overseas.” …

Harry is going to sing on a Bon Jovi record. Harry is going to sing on a Bon Jovi record. Is there anything else that could possibly more important? Harry is going to sing on a Bon Jovi record.

Hey Majesty is like....uh no, you can't use Sussex Royal. Well, she was probably more regal when she said it. We have an official date now for the Meghan Markle and Harry the Megxiter's de-Royal'ing...and Andrew turned 60. Busy day …

Ever wonder how Kate Middleton, Meghan Markle and The Queen look so great in photos? Their secrets revealed!

A rumor that Harry is getting hair treatments makes little sense. Who does the Queen send in to talk about Coronavirus? And did Harry & Meghan try to buy a place in Toronto?

Harry and Meghan aren't the only two exiting....exit their staff as well as reports are the staff has been laid off. It's all Meghan Markle and Harry news today on Palace Intrigue.

What happens when Kate Middleton meets A SNAKE? And why does Camila want to become an EXECUTIONER? Let them eat cake. No Megxit today on Palace Intrigue!

Piers Morgan wrote a lengthy piece that was quite harsh on Harry and Meghan Markle. It stopped us from telling you about Kate Middleton and a snake. That's tomorrow's episode.

The Queen is not having another year. One of her grandchildren has announced a divorce. No, not THEM. And not THEM either. But it's still sad.

Lots of Harry and Meghan today, including the sad thought of Harry sitting somewhere in Canada texting his chums on What's App.

Looks like life for Meghan and Harry is going to be about private jets, snazzy parties and hanging with the likes of Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez.

Folks are finding they like Kate Middleton's fashion more than they like Meghan Markle's. But hat about William vs. Harry. Plus, we find out what William thought about The Joker. And Beatrice is pissed.

It's a drama free episode of Palace Intrigue. William played foozball and got ice cream. Charles went to T.K. Maxx. Plus news items involving Katy Perry and Madonna. This is as calm as it gets. Palace Zen.

One of the fun quirks of Megxit is now Archie can wear pants! Mark explains why. Meawhile, Queen Victoria escapes the basement where she was trapped with Grumpy Smurf and Elvis.

Brad Pitt handed in some funny Harry and Meghan Markle material, but Prince William got off a good joke about The Crown. Plus we work in Daisy Ridley and John Boyega.

We now know what Meghan Markle's next job will be. The Queen hooks up Princess Beatrice. The Crown is ending.

It's always fun to see what folks are saying about our two princesses. Today, Kate is dubbed "the children's princess" but Piers Morgan calls Meghan Markle "a mini royal Kim Kardashian." Also, the Queen is hiring a sous-chef.

Kate Middleton made a surprise appearance on Wednesday and served up some breakfast. Meanwhile, who is Prince Simon and is second in line to the throne?

We start with just a really nice story about Kate's visit to a children's hospital. Then, the ugly stuff about Andrew not helping out the Epstein investigations.

Oprah supports the semi-Royals, Joe Rogan has some other thoughts, and to "Meghan Markle" has become a verb. Got milk?