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Jan. 30, 2020

Kate Middleton serves breakfast, and all hail Prince Simon

Kate Middleton made a surprise appearance on Wednesday and served up some breakfast. Meanwhile, who is Prince Simon and is second in line to the throne?

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Jan. 29, 2020

The good: Kate! The bad: Andrew!

We start with just a really nice story about Kate's visit to a children's hospital. Then, the ugly stuff about Andrew not helping out the Epstein investigations.

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Jan. 28, 2020

Oprah supports Harry and Meghan, Joe Rogan has other thoughts

Oprah supports the semi-Royals, Joe Rogan has some other thoughts, and to "Meghan Markle" has become a verb. Got milk?

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Jan. 27, 2020

Prince William's New Title

Prince William has a new title given to him by The Queen. Charles and William reportedly reached out to Harry to see if they want to come home. And what the heck, Piers Morgan is always interesting.

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Jan. 24, 2020

Will Harry and Meghan have to bow to William and Kate?

Mark catches up on some non Megxit items....Kate Middleton's new Nanny, the new semi-royal protocol, Harry would rather be a Tour Guide, a Queen Victoria auction, and how does someone become a citizen of Canada?

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Jan. 23, 2020

Is Meghan Markle rudely competing with Kate Middleton on Instagram?

Some are quite upset that Meghan is posting to Instagram on the same day Kate did! Wait, what? Meanwhile, Thomas Markle did a fascinating TV special. Oh and Charles is trying to stop the world from burning, but can you …

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Jan. 22, 2020

Why Meghan Markle may never find happiness!

Samantha Markle has some strong words for her sister Meghan Markle.

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Jan. 21, 2020

Thomas Markle: Walmart with a crown on

Andrew has become The Queen's rock. Charles is massively sad. Harry appears. Helena Bonham Carter and Sting weigh in!

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Jan. 20, 2020

BULLETIN: audio of Prince Harry's public statement

Prince Harry made a public statement. Let's hear from the man himself about all this....

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Jan. 20, 2020

The Most Popular Member of the Royal Family is....

Which member of the Royal Family was polled as Most Favorite? Is the press unbiased when it comes to the Royals? Why is Kate wearing plaster on her hand? And what's with her choice of shoes?

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Jan. 18, 2020

MEGXIT BULLETIN: Meghan and Harry won't use their HRH titles per stat…

Statement from Her Majesty the Queen Harry, Meghan and Archie will always be much loved members of my family. ... I want to thank them for all their dedicated work across this country, the Commonwealth and beyond, and am particularly …

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Jan. 18, 2020

Meghan's outfit change! Meghan goes to the airport! Megxit TV Special!

Meghan Markle's surprising outfit change! Meghan goes to the airport! Fox and TMZ are making a Megxit Special! One wonders why they could possibly want to escape all the scrutiny! So much going on we made Mark work on Saturday …

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Jan. 17, 2020

Harry and the Spare Heirs

The Washington Post has a good article about what they call the Spare Heirs. Harry went from being #2 to #6. Meanwhile, Canadians aren't that excited about the Semi-Royals moving in. And the most "bananas" quotes of the week.

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Jan. 16, 2020

Kate drinks your milkshake!

Uh oh, Thomas Markle is back and the may not be good for the Semi-Royals. Meghan and Harry each made their first post-Megxit appearances. Kate and William had some shakes. Oprah, Hugh Grant and whoever else we namedrop. Email mark …

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Jan. 15, 2020

Will Prince Harry go work for Burger King? Probably not.

We've reached the absurd phase of #Megxit. Mark tells us about Harry's dogs, Megxit products on Amazon, Trevor Noah's commentary and Harry's job offer from Burger King.

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Jan. 14, 2020

MEGXIT BULLETIN: Parsing the Queen's language PLUS Meghan wasn't on t…

Mark guides us through a parsing of the Queen's choice of language in her Megxit statement. Meanwhile, Meghan wasn't part of the summit...but different versions of the WHY are being told.

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Jan. 14, 2020

The Queen issues a statement! The brothers issue a statement! And Pie…

A busy Monday of Palace Intrigue as the Queen issues her statement, the princes issue a statement of their own, Piers Morgan chimes in and what the heck let's see what Donald Trump has to say.

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Jan. 13, 2020

The Queen summons the family! Elton John knew! Megxit Monday!

Meghan leaves the group chat! The brothers aren't getting along! The Queen summons the family! Elton John knew about Megxit before Her Majesty! The Queen drove without a seatbelt! It's an exciting Monday morning of Palace intrigue!

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Jan. 12, 2020

Is Oprah to blame for Megxit?

As we await Monday's BIG SUMMIT, we learn Harry hoped to speak Grandson to Granny with Her Majesty....but did The Queen blow him off when he came to visit? It's the quiet before the storm on a special Sunday Palace …

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Jan. 11, 2020

Are Kate Middleton and Prince William the new Diana and Charles?

We had some other news to report during the week, but then Harry and Meghan changed our plans...here's what we couldn't get to. Are Kate and William the new Diana and Charles? Does anyone work harder than William? Will Beatrice's …

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Jan. 10, 2020

MEGXIT: Celebrities react to Harry and Meghan's stunning announcement!

We heard from Bette Midler, Piers Morgan, Trevor Noah, Amy Schumer and others...and bad news for Harry and Meghan fans who were planning to visit the wax museum.

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Jan. 10, 2020

MEGXIT: Emergency Meeting? The Queen seems quite upset....

The Queen wants an emergency meeting! She wants this done, and wants it done quickly! Her Majesty seemingly gets passive aggressive on social media! A fun day in the palace.

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Jan. 9, 2020

MEGXIT BULLETIN: the British media reaction to Prince Harry and Megha…

The Rogue Royals? The UK Press has reacted to the Meghan and Harry news...and it's not nice. Subscribe for updates on Megxit!

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Jan. 9, 2020

MEGXIT BULLETIN: Harry defied the Queen! Charles and William didn't …

Harry defied the Queen. Charles and William found out ten minutes before the announcement. Mark has the latest on Megxit! Subscribe on @applepodcasts for the latest bulletins.

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