Episodes

One way to get our attention is by writing "The Queen HATES Meghan': Dying Monarch 'Will Never Forgive' Harry" Also, does Kate Middleton have tattoos?

Wills is coming to America. Harry lives in America. Will they meet up? Meanwhile, might The Queen take the Iron Throne?

Big Willy! Snicker snicker. Also there's a Diana show on HBO on Saturday.

A mountain lion was spotted just miles from Harry and Meghan's home!!!! Will they need more security? Meanwhile, let's all google "Prince Charles Swim Trunks"

We're a little shy about using "dying wish" as an article did - but does The Queen want Harry to ditch Meghan? And is Meghan afraid that if Harry visits home he won't want to come back?

The Queen has, um, modified, her schedule for Balmoral. The cops are mad at Harry. Jimmy Fallon wants to have the Queen on.

Everything has been Meghan Meghan Meghan! Let's see what Kate Middleton has been up to...I'm sure it's all wonderful...(checks)...yes it is all wonderful. She really is wonderful.

Kate and William wished Meghan a happy birthday? Did the Queen? Perhaps not. Royal experts think Harry's book won't be as savage as previously feared.

A look at Meghan's wedding list had some A-listers...but did she even know them? Are Clooney and Harry tight? Meanwhile, Thomas Markle Jr. sure hopes Meghan doesn't run for office.

You ever wonder why Harry doesn't just go in the other room and talk about polo for half an hour and tell Spotify here's your podcast? Plus - the Queen owns a McDonald's!

Omid Scobie, author of Finding Freedom, will have another book that maybe the royals should fear. Did Charles take money from the Bin-Laden family? And don't google Pegging.

So what did Michelle Obama think of Meghan Markle? And it seems the name King Charles has bad luck...might King George be next?

Hey if you can get Netflix, Spotify and a book publisher to write you big checks, it's a nice living. Then there's the Diana money....and Meghan was on Suits....so let's take a look at how Meghan and Harry make their money.

So yeah you need security, but hiring some big burly guys isn't the way to go Harry. You know who has good security - the Royal Family living in the UK. Meanwhile, seems Meghan may have been uppity out at dinner last week. No you can't have the...

It seems there have been a few incidents at Harry and Meghan's home in California. The Queen has reportedly invited the Sussexes to summer at Balmoral. Will they take the chance? There is security there.

We take a break from Meghan to focus on Camila who recently turned 75. The PR machine was out as part of Project Rehab Her Image She Totally Didn't Have An Affair Being Diana's Back And Stuff.....but some wonder if she's everything wrong with the...

Prince Harry has softened his Ts. He hasn't quite gone Valley Girl yet but California may be getting to him. Meanwhile, what are the Royals hiding in these Secret Wills?

Kate and Wills will visit us in December. Well not us, but Boston! Meanwhile, Meghan Markle reportedly ticked off the Beckhams!

Oh what a fun week. We learn of Meghan's diva-ness. We wonder why Harry looks so miserable.... ...all this up against the brave tale of how Meghan handed someone some water because they were coughing.

I guess Harry's old chums didn't enjoy Meghan too much. Meghan didn't like being compared to Kate! And Piers Morgan doesn't like comparing Harry to Nelson Mandela. It's a fun week!

Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors is out this week and BOY IS IT JUICY "This is the book Meghan will be dreading." PLUS Harry gave a speech at the United Nations It is going to be a FUN week

Hey you, I know you're listening to this podcast but Her Majesty said NO PHONES AT THE DINNER TABLE!!!! Also, she needs a new gardener.

Beer, ketchup, dog perfume...Her Majesty isn't afraid to sell you something to make a few pounds on the side.

Imagine how awful it must be to have to spend time in London in a palace when you'd rather be with your horses.