Episodes

Columnist Jan Moir wrote: So caring yet also so terribly, terribly neutral — just in case they antagonise someone who might be useful in the future. Meanwhile, the publciity machine seems to be trying to chaneg the narrative that Charles is jealous...

Another day, another Meghan makeover. Let's focus on those crazy kids William and Kate who are making the media rounds and talking about curry.

The King commented on Israel. William and Kate commented on Israel. Harry and Meghan commented a little more generically. Meanwhile, Meghan's podcast could be returning!!!

Some royals say, "Hi, I'm William" or even "Hi, I'm Harry" whereas others say "I am Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex." Meanwhile, is The King getting jealous of the much more popular William and Kate?

Harry and Meghan came to New York City and.... New Yorkers didn't care. The Sussexes also apparently took a 7 SUV caravan with police escort...to go around the block to get to the place next door frrom where they started.

The Crown released a trailer and the dates for a split season. We have some details, some minor spoilers and some major spoilers. We'll warn you along the way.

A boy snuck up on Kate Middleton and tickled her. Meghan took a selfi with some people who seems to be Instagrammers of some sort.

Some oodds and ends starts with an article comparing Meghan to the Kardashians....yeah? I mean...sort of not really kind of. Then more of the Senator Markle nonsense as if that's what Meghan is going to do....sit in DC listening to speeches all day....

There's been on and off chatter about a Meghan Markle memoir. Would she write about how miserable it is being a royal....and if not, what would even be in the book? Or maybe she will act. Or run for Senate. Or blog. But probably not...

What's the deal with Kate? She has mysterious bandages again.....she's rerunning outfits....and went on a date night with William.

Man these Royals are always playin the angles. Remember Prince William's recent Central Park jog? There may be more to that than just a run in the park. Meanwhile, what's with all these solo Kate outings?

Wait, I thought you said Meghan Markle was going back to acting. Or restartig her blog. Now she's going to be a smeator, except for the part where she isn't? Meanwhile, Andrew's stubborness seems to have defeated The King.

Long time listeneres know Kate Is Wonderful, that's the narrative at least. A look at some things Kate does that might not go over so well if done by Meghan....like wearing one's hair in a bun.

Comedian Tim Dillon told Piers Morgan "It’s very interesting to make a three-part documentary on Netflix about how bad things are while living in a castle," Harry and Meghan are being further criticized for making big demands at their public school

A survey reveals that Harry, Meghan and even Megan as names for babies are not as popular as they revently were. I wonder what changed. Sharon Osbourne finds Harry to be whiny

It's a slightly naughty episode of Palace Intrigue where we look back at a naughty role played by actress Meghan Markle. In other news, shoudl the media stop playing with The Royals, AND the sad tragedy of "The Other" Prince WIlliam.

A recap of some articles and editorials asking the tough questions. Why is Charles keeping Andrew around instead of just letting Andrew hide out in some rich place? What's even the point of the Royals post Elizabeth? and Why Can't Meghan Markle...

Seems Meghan and Harry gave up on trademarking Archetypes. Does that mean that her podcast days are over? But we really liked the bump you gave us Meg. Meanwhile, a photograper shares the tale of Pince Philip's naughty book. The Kate is Wonderful...

A source says Meghan Markle hopes Prince Harry will embrace Hollywood. Does she not notice he looks miserable at every outing and that his whole thing seems to be that the paparazzi killed his mother? Perhaps she doesn't.

Poor Harry. The way forwrad seems to be through Hollywood, which is great if you're Meghan Markle...but if your goal was to avoid the paparazzi, maybe hanging out with Oprah and Kevin Costner's place isn't they way. Meanwhile, did Harry turn down the...

There's a blog by someoen who seemed to really love show business. Was it by Meghan Markle? Prince William steps in the future as he begins to get out of Charles' shadow in te on deck circle.

Hey maybe Meghan's outfit wasn't a great choice. And maybe Kate and William shouldn't hire a CEO And maybe the King and Queen didn't need to take a prvate jet.

Charles had a pretty good week. The French liked him. Harry didn't publish any books. A look at some of recent discussion about the King in some odd settings.

The French seem to be enjoying The King as he got a few standing ovations. The Queen is terrible at ping-pong. Nobody seems to like Meghan Markle today. Someone probably does, but we haven't found them. Email us Harry.