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May 10, 2024

Very busy Prince William plays beach volleyball

Sorry Harry, we really are too busy to see you. The Royal Watchers earned their money this week as they overanalyzed every tiny detail of Harry’s visit, and the King’s busy schedule. Prince Harry's appearance at St Paul's Cathedral on Wednesday...

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May 9, 2024

Charles gives William a role that should have been Harry's, Harry att…

So many layers today... Hours before he was due to appear at the 10th anniversary service of thanksgiving at St Paul's, Harry was spotted leaving an event.  Harry waved and said "hello" to onlookers. Holding a black folder under his arm, Harry was...

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May 8, 2024

Prince Harry blown off by King Charles who is just too busy really so…

Yep, there's no way the King could possibly make any time for Prnce Harry.  Do you think the King eats meals? Do you think the King travels from place to place in cars?  There's no way whatsever that the King could meet up.  He's just that busy.

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May 7, 2024

Meghan Markle being described as "Greedy." "A total joke" - is her po…

Reports indicate that Meghan Markle's return to podcasting has encountered significant delays, sparking criticism within Hollywood circles.In an interview with In Touch, a source expressed concerns about Meghan's approach, stating, "Meghan gets...

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May 6, 2024

Do Prince Harry and Meghan Markle think they will feel safer in Niger…

OK Harry, we get your safety concerns.  Sure, makes sense.  But maybe listen to the warning from the US State Department?

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May 5, 2024

Is it actually Prince William who is jealous of Prince Harry?

Sure being the Asisstant to the King has its benefits, but maybe deep down WIlliam wishes he could just jet off to Nigeria when he's in the mood.

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May 4, 2024

Has cancer given us a new King Charles?

King Charles was seen in high spirits on Friday as he embraced his niece Zara Tindall at the Windsor Horse Show, marking his third royal engagement this week. Despite undergoing cancer treatment, the monarch appeared excited to resume his public...

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May 3, 2024

Meghan Markle's Jam - who got it, who didn't, and is it a waste of he…

Meghan, which is it?  Are you some sort of force that wants to change the world for the better, or do you just want to sell expensive jam with the help of some celebity friends. And as for those friends - some are notably NOT tweeting about the jam....

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May 2, 2024

Why isn't Meghan coming to the UK? Would Invictus be better off witho…

Some in the Invictus Games community think Prince Harry and his wife have distracted from what the Games are all about. A discussion of why Meghan isn't coming to the UK, even though we all think we know why.

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May 1, 2024

Royal Family plans to blow off Harry. The King is busy.

Apparently the King is "too busy" to meet Harry next week.  Thats nice and all, but isn't he THE KING?  Surely he can run 15 minutes late if he needs to. And William and Kate..come on...no chance.

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April 30, 2024

Prince Harry to visit UK alone, then join Meghan Markle in Nigeria

Prince Harry will indeed return to Britain in May to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Invictus Games.. Following the celebration, he will join his wife, Meghan, on a visit to Nigeria, according to his spokesperson. On May 8, Harry will attend a...

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April 29, 2024

Are Meghan Markle and Prince Harry just bluffing all of this?

PR expert Mayah Riaz believes Meghan will likely continue to release jams.  Mayah told the Mirror: "I think we could see a range of limited edition jams, in a variety of flavours being launched. Along with jams, honey, she may possibly even create...

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April 28, 2024

King Charles will return to public duties

Buckingham Palace has issued a major update on King Charles' health, announcing that he is set to return to public-facing duties shortly after a period of treatment and recuperation following his recent cancer diagnosis. The monarch has been receiving...

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April 27, 2024

World War Jam Escalates Further - PLUS, Kate is Wonderful

More back and forth about the Jam Wars. Kate is Wonderful. Sophie is Wonderful...but a litle annoyed.

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April 26, 2024

Meghan Markle vs. Buckingham Palace - The Jam War Escalates! Kris Jen…

Chrissy Teigen recently showcased her support for Meghan Markle's American Riviera Orchard strawberry jam, seemingly in response to Buckingham Palace's alleged dig at the Duchess of Sussex. The palace had promoted its own variation of jarred jam just...

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April 25, 2024

Who was the Royal Orgy? Why is Meghan Markle's rescue dog hawking jam…

The Daily Beast reports Even Meghan’s Dog Has Been Roped Into Selling Jam. Per the Beast, Mamma Mia—a Beagle who was rescued from an animal testing facility with eight pups—was adopted by Meghan and her husband Prince Harry in 2022, joining their...

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April 24, 2024

Royal member in drug-fuelled orgy? Meghan Markle's podcast return del…

Rebel Wilson, in her memoir "Rebel Rising," has made a shocking claim that a member of the British Royal family invited her to a drug-fuelled orgy at the home of a US tech billionaire in 2014. Although she did not name the minor royal in question,...

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April 23, 2024

Meghan Markle finds herself in a jam of sorts

It's all about the jam.  Sure, we're all making fun of it, but is it actually a brilliant PR Stunt? Who cares if it is - it's so much fun to ake fun of. A look at who has gotten jam so far, and where they rank in Meghan's Top 50! Meanwhile, this...

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April 22, 2024

Meghan Markle was reportedly disappointed with an 8 bedroom house

According to royal editor Charlotte Griffiths, Meghan was not too happy with Frogmore Cottage, which only has eight bedrooms.  This comment comes in light of Harry listening the day he was kicked out of Frogmore as the day he became a resident of the...

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April 21, 2024

Royal Jam Sales are up - for Kng Charles not Meghan Markle!

Apparently there IS an interest in royal jam so stop making fun of it.  The King has seen a spike in sales of his jam!

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April 20, 2024

Kate Middleton is so wonderful she doesn't even sweat

When Prince Andrew says he doesn't sweat people make fun of him.  But when Kate Middleton climbs the Himalayas and doesn't break a sweat, it's wonderful. Our weekly look at all the corny fluff articles about Catherine.

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April 19, 2024

Meghan Markle's homemade jam gets mercilessly mocked

Harry's reaction to his wife's friendly kiss with his polo teammate has taken the internet by storm. The incident occurred during a trophy presentation at a polo event in Wellington, Florida, where the Royal Salute Sentebale team, led by Prince Harry,...

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April 18, 2024

Prince Harry - the awkward resident of the United States

Royal Insider Deep Crown observed, “I've been observing Prince Harry's public appearances and demeanor closely over the past few years, and I can't help but notice a distinct pattern emerging. When he's at these carefully staged events with Meghan,...

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April 17, 2024

TV Cooking Show Host Meghan Markle teases limited edition jam

TV Cooking Host Meghan Markle was set to begin taping her new series on Tuesday. The Daily Mail’s Richard Eden reported “I can disclose that the programme will not be filmed at the home she shares with Prince Harry.  Instead, the series – which will,...

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