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April 15, 2020

The one where Jane Goodall complicates Harry's day

You're a formal royal minding your own business. Suddenly Jane Goodall gives an interview and you're somehow getting scolded by Piers Morgan.

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April 14, 2020

The Archewell website gets redirected to Gold Digger

William keeps getting good reviews for his leadership. Meanwhile, Harry's website got hacked.

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April 13, 2020

Harry ditches his last name

Some paperwork reveals Harry has ditched his last name. And have Meghan and Harry bought Mel Gibson's house? Meanwhile, the Queen issues an Easter message.

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April 10, 2020

Which Royal has been eating all the chocolate?

One Royal has been eating all the Easter chocolate! Kate and William did an hour long video call with some school-kids, and Prince Charles is sort of podcasting.

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April 9, 2020

Henry & Rachel? The ex-Royals

A look at Archie's birth certificate reveals the real names of his parents. And is Sophie the Royal Family's new secret weapon?

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April 8, 2020

Introducing....Archewell?

Meghan and Harry have announced the name of their new non-profit and that name is.....Archewell? Meanwhile, the Queen is a fan of non-expensive dog food. For her DOGS silly goose.

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April 7, 2020

Does Prince Charles have a framed photo of a ghost?

All the talk is still of what a great job Her Majesty did on Sunday. And for some fun....does Prince Charles have a framed photo of a ghost?

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April 6, 2020

The Queen gets a great reaction!

The Queen struck all the right notes in Sunday Night's address. Mark has the roundup of reactions.

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April 5, 2020

Bulletin: The Queen's special broadcast: We Will Meet Again

Her Majesty addressed the Commonwealth in a rare and special Sunday Night broadcast.

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April 3, 2020

The Queen to address the nation Sunday night

A quick update from the Palace Intrigue News Desk. Her Majesty will appear on television at 8pm Sunday in a rare special address.

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April 3, 2020

Meghan Markle takes steak to the next level!

Let's take a break from the Doom and Gloom and talk about Meghan Markle's steak tips, what kind of car William and Kate drive, and what's on The Queen's bookshelf!

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April 2, 2020

Meghan Markle's nickname with an S in it

Prince Charles makes a statement, and a review of some nicknames for Meghan Markle.

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April 1, 2020

Harry and Meghan sign off Sussex Royal

Please take good care of yourselves, and of one another. And with that the Sussex Royal account sunsets. Harry and Meghan leave us with a statement. Meanwhile, Piers Morgan is ready to move on with it all.

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March 31, 2020

Trump says he won't pay for Harry and Meghan's security...they didn't…

President Trump tweeted that the U.S. won't be paying for Meghan and Harry's security bills and they say they aren't asking. Prince Charles is doing better. One newspaper is trying really hard to get you going....really a Prince George vs. …

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March 30, 2020

Meghan and Harry moved to Los Angeles

Harry and Meghan have reportedly moved to Los Angeles (in the middle of a pandemic?) and are keeping to themselves. Meanwhile, William and Kate are focused on mental health. Plus, we hear from the always entertaining Thomas Markle.

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March 27, 2020

Meghan Markle will narrate a Disney documentary about Elephants!

Meghan Markle has a new job narrating a nature documentary! One of William's jokes is starting to age really poorly. Charles is doing OK. The Queen asks you to clap...for good reason.

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March 26, 2020

Fergie tweets, Piers tweets, and Her Majesty is on the phone with the…

After waking up to the news Charles tested positive for the Coronavirus we were expecting a much different set of stories. Sarah Ferguson and Piers Morgan both have interesting tweets, the Queen calls the PM, and sure what last name …

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March 25, 2020

BULLETIN: Charles tests positive for Coronavirus

In a rapidly developing story....Charles has tested positive for Coronavirus and is said to have mild symptoms.

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March 25, 2020

Prince William test drives the big chair

With the senior Senior Royals laying low, we are starting to see what King William's reign could look like, as he takes on the statesman's role.

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March 24, 2020

A deep dive into the Royal Instagram accounts

The New York Times did a very deep dive into the Royals instagram accounts. The Palace is undergoing extensive renovations. And taking a look at what Meghan Markle's body language tells us.

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March 23, 2020

Simon Rex says he was offered money to tattle about his "date" with M…

The Crown adjusts to life during Coronavirus. No more ceremonial changing of the guards. The Queen may make a televised speech. Meanwhile, Simon Rex says he was offered money to tattle about his "date" with Meghan Markle.

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March 20, 2020

Could Coronavirus quarantines create Princess Beatrice, the Acting Mo…

It's a very busy day - the Queen issues a statement about Coronavirus, we hear and you'll hear from William and Harry....Harry had to postpone the Invictus Games.....and here's a scenario where Beatrice becomes the Acting Monarch.

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March 19, 2020

Beatrice cancels Buckingham Palace Wedding Reception

The big wedding reception scheduled for Buckingham Palace is called off. Meanwhile, Meghan and Harry issue a statement to let us know what's on their minds. And will Camila be Queen? No. But we all knew that already. Today's sponsor …

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March 18, 2020

The Queen gets ready to move to Windsor Castle and starts clearing he…

A day after a return to Buckingham Palace, a statement: As a sensible precaution and for practical reasons in the current circumstances, a number of changes are being made to The Queen’s diary. Audiences due to take place this week …

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