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April 13, 2022

Prince Harry and Meghan Meghan are headed to the Invictus Games where…

You'd think you'd be safe standing next to the Queen, but Harry didn't seem to agree. However, he and Meghan are headed to the Netherlands. Meanwhile, it's time to fix the bells.

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April 12, 2022

Harry and Meghan Markle were reportedly NOT invited to the Beckham we…

Wow we would have guessed for sure that Harry and Meghan would have been at that fancy wedding...but it was the other royals who were invited! Covid left Her Majesty tired. Charles has a nice story about the last conversation …

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April 11, 2022

Prince William doesn't lie awake at night thinking about being King

William says he doesn't think about King because it will mean some people he loves have died. The Crown will creep into the William and Harry years. We're still hoping for 17 seasons of this.

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April 8, 2022

Meghan Markle wants to trademark Archetypes, which is the name of Meg…

Meghan Markle wants to trademark Archetypes, which is the name of Meghan's Spotify Podcast Meanwhile, Wills just wanted some sourdough pepperoni pizza.

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April 7, 2022

Tom Cruise hooks up Kate Middleton and Prince William with a Top Gun:…

Tom Cruise arranged a special screening of Top Gun: Maverick for some royals. Obviously it was probably in California and you can imagine Harry and Meghan sitting there with Tom and Oprah and Ellen all enjoying the film…. Oh wait, …

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April 6, 2022

Prince Andrew keeps trying to be in the spotlight and Queen Elizabeth…

Prince Andrew posted some Falklands something something on his ex-wife's Instagram. Then it got deleted. And the Queen is going to have him escort her again and....well, we appreciate the content.

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April 5, 2022

Source: Prince Harry won't be invited to Prince William's 40th Birthd…

Those famous royal insiders are saying Wills isn't going to invite Harry to his 40th Birthday party.

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April 4, 2022

A defiant Queen Elizabeth overruled Prince Charles and Prince William

Her Majesty will sit with whomever she pleases....even if it is Prince Andrew. The two monarchs-to-be are not amused.

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April 1, 2022

The Queen Mobile, and Kate Middleton's viagra alternative.

The Queen got a souped up golf cart to get around. Meanwhile, Kate Middleton tried some Conch Pistol.

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March 31, 2022

How disastrous was Prince William and Kate Middleton's trip

Some feel the trip was so bad you could almost see the sun setting on the empire about five seconds after the Queen passes away.

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March 30, 2022

Queen Elizabeth makes Prince Philip's memorial - but sits with Prince…

The Queen, dressed in green, was able to make it to the memorial - but her choice of seat mate has created another controversy. Meanwhile, Harry's absence was quite noted.

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March 29, 2022

Dogs that live like a Queen - Queen Elizabeth - ....mmmm special gra…

Life as a Corgi doesn't sound so bad....mmmmm special gravy.

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March 28, 2022

The Iron Room and the secret bunkers of The Royals

Prince Charles is not messing around when it comes to his Safe Room! A look at The Iron Room and some of the other hideaways and secret passages of The Royals.

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March 25, 2022

Meghan Markle releases trailer for her new podcast Archetypes - and w…

Meghan released a trailer Archetypes, a podcast on which she will speak with historians, experts and women who have experienced being typecast. AND the scuttlebutt is that Harry and Meghan may present the Oscar for Best Picture! Meanwhile, Kate...

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March 24, 2022

You know who has good posture? Camilla the ballerina.

You may be thinking to yourself - hey, you know who has great posture? Camilla. Well, there’s good reason for that. She’s a ballerina.

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March 23, 2022

In the event of nuclear attack...all hail King Harry?

All this talk of World War III might make one wonder how the Royals handle nuclear attacks, and who is where on the line of succession....and if the worst happens, could an American based podcaster become King? Yeah we know …

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March 22, 2022

The Crown casting Prince William and Prince Harry, is Harry living li…

The upcoming season of The Crown will feature a young Harry and William. Thomas Markle suggests Harry is living like a hermit. “They live alone in a 26-room house they don't go anywhere and they don't do anything. I don't …

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March 21, 2022

Meghan Markle reportedly actually making the Spotify Podcast!

Archewell Audio said, it is continuing production of “Meghan,” the Duchess of Sussex’s first podcast series, set to launch this summer. Harry and Meghan last published an episode in December 2020.

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March 18, 2022

Queen Elizabeth tells Russia: No Swords for You!

Look if you're going to invade Ukraine then we aren't lending you our sword collection. Meanwhile, Kate was being all fabulous on St. Patrick's Day - bit is it all contrived for appearances?

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March 17, 2022

Why you never let Prince Charles pour you a Guinness

Everyone is mad at Harry again, what else is new - and apparently his dad Charles is not good with a pint.

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March 16, 2022

What do Meghan and Harry actually do?

They don't seem to be making any podcasts, and there hasn't been a ton of Netflix content, and Harry isn't visiting grandma between rodeos - one might ask, what exactly do they do?

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March 15, 2022

Why WAS Harry at a rodeo anyway?

It's as if Columbo just walked in and said "and just one more thing...." Why WAS Harry at a rodeo? Isn't that odd?

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March 14, 2022

Charles to sub-in for The Queen today

The Queen can't do it all at her age, so Charles is subbing in at Commonwealth Day. Meanwhile, what have Harry and Meghan even accomplished>

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March 11, 2022

Wait until William finds out about those wars in Europe!

For a change, this time it's William who everyone is mad at. William seems to think Europe is a place where wars don't take place. Ask Grandma about that Wills.

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