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Sept. 10, 2020

Could a Diana documentary irrevocably break up the brothers?

If Harry and Meghan Markle make a Diana documentary as part of their Netflix deal, how is Wills going to react? Sources say Not Well.

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Sept. 9, 2020

The Queen's drive in theater

Her Majesty cordially invites you to a screening of Rocketman at the Sandrighman Estate. Meanwhile, Meghan Markle and Harry have fallen in love with In and Out Burger. And you thought we'd run out of topics.

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Sept. 8, 2020

The Crown: that time The Queen (Olivia Colman) met The Queen (Actual …

Olivia Colman met the Queen once! And we hear from Piers Morgan for the first time in a while about all this Meghan stuff.

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Sept. 7, 2020

The Crown gets set to head into the 1980s

Let's take a break from Meghan Markle and look forward to the upcoming season of The Crown, which will bring the series into the 1980s.

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Sept. 4, 2020

Should the Queen take early retirement?

Abolish the Monarchy? But what about our podcast? Should the Queen take an early retirement and just let Charles run things? You guys know she's 94, right? And are Meghan and Harry's new staff making fun of them?

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Sept. 3, 2020

Harry and Meghan Markle sign up with Netflix!

Harry and Meghan Markle have made a huge announcement!

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Sept. 2, 2020

Has the Queen really never had pizza?

Is it true that Queen Elizabeth has NEVER had pizza? Is that possible? We hear from some in the know including Kate Middleton. Also, is sausage topping too spicy?

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Sept. 1, 2020

Will Harry and Meghan Markle get their own podcast?

Harry and Meghan Markle might be getting their own podcast? Maybe we can do a trailer swap with them to help them promote theirs. Meanwhile, under what circumstances might Harry return to the UK? And what about the poor chap …

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Aug. 31, 2020

Prince Harry the feminist

Suburban housewife Meghan Markle hosted a backyard chat with Gloria Steinem, and we learned that Harry is a feminist. Meanwhile, more speculation on the war between the brothers.

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Aug. 28, 2020

So what does DJ Fat Tony think of Meghan Markle?

Regular suburban family settle in to their quite lifestyle. DJ Fat Tony chimes in. A photographer points out that if Harry and Meghan Markle think they are now away from the paparazzi, they are wrong.

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Aug. 27, 2020

Report: Harry plans to open up about that Nazi stuff

Remember that time Harry was pictured in a Nazi uniform? Yes that happened in 2005 and he was 20. He plans to open up about it. Meanwhile, it seems the Duchess Meghan Markle was unfamiliar with this whole Commonwealth thing.

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Aug. 26, 2020

What is Meghan Markle and Harry's TOP SECRET pitch to Hollywood?

Harry and Meghan are up to something! We just don't know what. But Meghan might be able to get $50 million for it. What is their SECRET HOLLYWOOD PITCH?

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Aug. 25, 2020

How the rumored stripper pole got in Harry and Meghan's house! Maybe.

A look at the ownership history of Harry and Meghan's new house might explain how the rumored stripper pole got there. Meanwhile the Sussexes settle into their normal out-of-sight suburban life by looking to join the country club of Michael …

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Aug. 24, 2020

Maghan Markle and Prince Harry been redecorating

Let's catch up on our favorite couple. Meghan and Harry are redecorating, Meghan wants you to vote, and they find social media to be toxic.

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Aug. 21, 2020

On Her Majesty's Secret Signals

Oh oh, the Queen just moved her handbag from one arm to the other. That's a signal for her staff to get rid of you.

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Aug. 20, 2020

Was Meghan Markle always a diva?

A look back at Meghan Markle's pre-princess career. Was she a diva on Deal or No Deal? What about Suits? Did she tip off the paparazzi to say she was coming? Let's dive in.

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Aug. 19, 2020

The curious detail that the Queen noticed in her new portrait

The Queen has a new portrait...and she noticed something odd.

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Aug. 18, 2020

Charles In Charge....now with fewer royals

Charles wanted to slim the monarchy. Then Harry and Meghan Markle bailed, and Andrew became someone you don't want around and....Charles may get what he wanted.

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Aug. 17, 2020

Does Meghan and Harry's new home contain a stripper pole?

No we're not being jerks. Old photos of Meghan Markle and Harry's new home show there was a stripper pole in it. Anyway, they moved and Mark has all the details.

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Aug. 14, 2020

Harry reads the comments and Larry King might find Meghan seductive

Let's take a break from Finding Freedom (order Finding Freedom here! https://amzn.to/2WYYjaA) and see what else is going on. Meghan plans to vote. Larry King suggests Meghan is sedctive (ewwww) and Harry reads the comments. Hi Harry!

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Aug. 13, 2020

The Meghan Markle detail too gross for a podcast title headline

We learned one thing from Finding Freedom that we probably didn't need to know. TMI. And is it not that people dislike Meghan because she's Meghan, maybe it is that they just dislike Americans. Order Finding Freedom now! https://amzn.to/2WYYjaA

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Aug. 12, 2020

Meghan Markle took lessons on how to survive a kidnapping

With Finding Freedom now published we've learned all sorts of fun tidbits, including that Meghan (like many royals has taken lessons with the SAS on how o survive a kidnapping. Also there is continued concern about the brothers being at …

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Aug. 11, 2020

Happy Finding Freedom Day!

Finding Freedom has arrived! Meanwhile, Harry is worried about what Big Tech is doing with your data, and Meghan Markle is doing pilates with Adele.

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Aug. 10, 2020

Kate and Wills hit the amusements...and we learn Harry's dog's name

We take a break from all the drama and enjoy a nice day at the seashore with Kate and William...and we find out the name of Harry and Meghan's dog.

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