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Oct. 2, 2020

Meghan Markle: If you listen to what I actually say, it’s not controv…

Is Meghan Markle actually controversial, or is it just the media coverage? Meanwhile...as Meghan possibly plots to take over the world maybe perhaps...Kate is all wonderful toasting marshmallows with scouts.

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Oct. 1, 2020

Are Meghan Markle and Harry going to do a reality show?

Keeping up with the Sussexes? Mark tackles the rumor that Harry and Meghan are considering a reality show for Netflix. Meanwhile, a ranking of the hardest working royals and Prince Phillip turns 99!

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Sept. 30, 2020

The Royal Family's Travel Rules

No it's not all sight-seeing, they pack a black outfit and they carry their own blood! It all makes sense in the end.

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Sept. 29, 2020

Is Prince Harry looking to become a U.S. Citizen?

As we parse over Harry's choice or words, one wonders if he plans on becoming U.S. Citizen. Meanwhile, The Queen is going to have to penny pinch for a while.

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Sept. 28, 2020

Donald Trump is not a fan of Meghan Markle

Meghan Markle and Harry made some comments about voting, and that got the attention of President Trump. Also, does Harry plan on becoming a U.S. Citizen? AND Meghan was on America's Got Talent!

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Sept. 25, 2020

Does Meghan Markle enjoy erotic fiction?

A story about some books said to be enjoyed by Meghan Markle. Meanwhile, Harry joined a helicopter club. Helicopter club.

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Sept. 24, 2020

What do Al Gore, Chris Hemsworth, Don Cheadle, Mark Ruffalo and Princ…

Looks like Prince WIlliam will be hanging out with some famous friends. Meanwhile, a surprising retraction about some Kate stuff.

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Sept. 23, 2020

Are we too believe Kate and William had a schedule conflict on Harry'…

Sure was unfortunate that Kate and William had a conflict and were unable to join the family Zoom call for Harry's birthday.

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Sept. 22, 2020

Kate and Wills go to the bagel store

Hey that guy serving us bagels looks familiar! Meanwhile, Barbados fires the Queen.

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Sept. 21, 2020

Don't call me Kate

Catherine asked her friends not to call her Kate. Good luck with that. Meanwhile, Harry and Meghan Markle will be on television tomorrow.

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Sept. 18, 2020

How to eat like a Queen

What's it like serving food for the Royal Family? Does the Queen eat fast food? Is there anything she doesn't like? What about chocolate?

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Sept. 17, 2020

Piers Morgan weighs in on Harry and Meghan's Netflix Deal

Mark hasn't broken out his Piers Morgan voice in a few weeks - so what does Piers make of this Netflix deal that Harry and Meghan Markle now have?

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Sept. 16, 2020

Harry celebrates his birthday - should we read into the family tweets?

Harry turned 36 and the family tweeted photos at him. Should we read into who wasn't in the photos? We'll give you one guess.

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Sept. 15, 2020

Why Meghan and Harry's story will never be on The Crown

The Queen's Christmas plans may need to change. Meanwhile, Meghan and Harry's story will never be on The Crown.

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Sept. 14, 2020

Harry and Meghan have no Royal Future

What does the future hold for Harry and Meghan? One thing is clear....they won't be in the Royal Family.

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Sept. 11, 2020

What you need to do to book Harry and Meghan Markle at your event

If you'd like Harry and Meghan Markle to speak at your event, have a million dollars handy, and please fill out this form. Mark has the details. And...we hear from Skippy!

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Sept. 10, 2020

Could a Diana documentary irrevocably break up the brothers?

If Harry and Meghan Markle make a Diana documentary as part of their Netflix deal, how is Wills going to react? Sources say Not Well.

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Sept. 9, 2020

The Queen's drive in theater

Her Majesty cordially invites you to a screening of Rocketman at the Sandrighman Estate. Meanwhile, Meghan Markle and Harry have fallen in love with In and Out Burger. And you thought we'd run out of topics.

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Sept. 8, 2020

The Crown: that time The Queen (Olivia Colman) met The Queen (Actual …

Olivia Colman met the Queen once! And we hear from Piers Morgan for the first time in a while about all this Meghan stuff.

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Sept. 7, 2020

The Crown gets set to head into the 1980s

Let's take a break from Meghan Markle and look forward to the upcoming season of The Crown, which will bring the series into the 1980s.

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Sept. 4, 2020

Should the Queen take early retirement?

Abolish the Monarchy? But what about our podcast? Should the Queen take an early retirement and just let Charles run things? You guys know she's 94, right? And are Meghan and Harry's new staff making fun of them?

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Sept. 3, 2020

Harry and Meghan Markle sign up with Netflix!

Harry and Meghan Markle have made a huge announcement!

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