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Nov. 1, 2021

Succession:....is it time for Elizabeth to abdicate?

With the Queen taking rest, Charles steps up to lead teh COP26 conference. The difficult unspoken question....is it time for Her Majesty to abdicate?

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Oct. 29, 2021

Queen Elizabeth advised to rest for two weeks

"Her Majesty's doctors have advised that she should continue to rest for at least the next two weeks. The doctors have advised that Her Majesty can continue to undertake light, desk-based duties during this time, including some virtual audiences, but...

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Oct. 29, 2021

Hey that Kate Middleton sure is fit!

It sounds like an episode of The Inbetweeners, but suitors used to discuss how fit Kate Middleton was...not that she's become some sort of horrible troll now. Also, she's wonderful and does the Halloween shopping for the kids.

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Oct. 28, 2021

Were Harry and Meghan the targets of a coordinated hate campaign?

Was there a coordinated effort to bash Harry and Meghan on twitter. The evidence suggests...yes! Meanwhile, the Queen is being encouraged to slow down...which normally would be a lead story!

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Oct. 27, 2021

A closer look at Kate and Wills' PDA

Those loving glances, those soft embraces...what do Kate & William's PDA tell us about how Meghan Markle is plotting to take over the world? That last part is a joke.

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Oct. 26, 2021

Adele was forced to pick either Harry or William and she picked...

Adele was asked to pick between Harry and William and she picked....well we do want you to listen to the podcast.

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Oct. 25, 2021

The Queen is not stepping down!

Hey Majesty is not stepping down and she also does not want your Oldies Award.

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Oct. 22, 2021

The Queen hospitalized! Did they try to cover it up?

Hr Majesty was briefly hospitalized. Conspiracy theorists wonder why the Royal Standard was still flying over the palace. And is it time for the Queen to start slowing down?

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Oct. 22, 2021

Billie Eilish Says Prince Charles, Prince William, and Kate Middleton…

Billie Eilish likes the Royals, "They were just very friendly and funny and sweet. I can’t complain.” Meanwhile, the Queen sometimes takes people hostage!

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Oct. 21, 2021

Howie Mandel says Meghan Markle Was "Slightly Duchessy"

Meghan Markle Was "Slightly Duchessy" on Deal or No Deal' according to Howie Mandel...meanwhile Meghan is on her way to creating a billion dollar brand.

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Oct. 20, 2021

William Shatner says Prince William has the wrong idea

Shatner vs. William? Pass the popcorn. Kate and William might come to the USA in 2022. All American Royal Family podcasters welcome this. Maybe they could guest on Harry's podcast. And the Queen is giving up on her nightly Martini.

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Oct. 19, 2021

The Queen would like world leaders to show up

Hey world leaders, the passive aggressive monarch is kind of annoyed you're not coming to the climate summit. Meanwhile, Madame Tussauds swapped out the Wax Queen

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Oct. 18, 2021

Inside Harry and Meghan's garden

A peek inside Harry and Meghan's estate. Charles doesn't know what to do with all the property. Her Majesty has a good year with the horses.

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Oct. 15, 2021

Prince Charles' Aston Martin runs on cheese and wine

"Prince Charles' Aston Martin runs on cheese and wine" sounds like a joke but it really does. Plus some daily Meghan and Harry stuff.

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Oct. 14, 2021

Harry and Meghan get into the investment busies because...um...reasons

Who wouldn't want financial advice from Harry and Meghan? Well good news they are entering the financial buisness, not to be confused with their Netflix Deal, their Spotify podcast deal (how is episode 2 coming along?) and Harry's book deal.

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Oct. 13, 2021

Will money force Harry to reveal the Royal Racist?

Presumably the publishers would like Harry to spill some gossip in his upcoming books. The best card he has left to play might be revealing the royal racist.

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Oct. 12, 2021

Prince William, Kate Middleton, and the James Bond Villain

Rami Malek discusses his encounters with Kate Middleton and Prince William. More making fun of Diana: The Musical And once again we don't mention You Know Who

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Oct. 11, 2021

Spencer gets mixed reviews but Diana The Musical gets shredded

It's one of those rare episodes where we don't mention You Know Who - the new movie Spencer is getting mixed reviews for its portrayal of Princess Diana, but the musical Diana is getting ripped.

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Oct. 8, 2021

The Queen thinks things are in good hands with.....Kate Middleton

Not Charles, not William, not Harry, not Meghan (well yeah not Meghan)...it's Kate Middleton to whom Elizabeth trusts the future. Meanwhile, Kate didn't have the energy to be Meghan's friend.

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Oct. 7, 2021

Is Princess Diana the third wheel in Harry and Meghan Markle's marria…

Andrew Morton suggests that Diana casts such a large shadow over everything Harry does that she is actually the third wheel in Meghan Markle's marriage.

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Oct. 6, 2021

Snoop Dogg says Prince Harry and Prince William are 'his boys'

Snoop Dogg even invited Harry and Meghan Markle over for Thanksgiving and promised them "something special." Please please accept this invitation for podcasters everywhere. Tina Brown has a book coming out about all the latter-day Royal...

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Oct. 5, 2021

Kate Middleton bravely faces a tarantula

Is there nothing Kate Middleton cannot do? She recently braved a tarantula, and William braved a half-pint of Guinness. Meanwhile Harry & Meghan's culinary adventures, and how Harry met when Katie Couric met him.

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Oct. 4, 2021

Harry and Meghan Markle are going to have to actually work at some po…

They've done a lot of deals..but what do their business partners have to show for it? That's up for debate. When might we get episode 2 of the Spotify podcast?

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Oct. 1, 2021

Is Prince William a bully?

Is William a bully....to Harry? The Prince puts his foot down....on a soccer ball... and....the Queen will have none of Meghan's tiara nonsense.

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