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April 1, 2022

The Queen Mobile, and Kate Middleton's viagra alternative.

The Queen got a souped up golf cart to get around. Meanwhile, Kate Middleton tried some Conch Pistol.

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March 31, 2022

How disastrous was Prince William and Kate Middleton's trip

Some feel the trip was so bad you could almost see the sun setting on the empire about five seconds after the Queen passes away.

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March 30, 2022

Queen Elizabeth makes Prince Philip's memorial - but sits with Prince…

The Queen, dressed in green, was able to make it to the memorial - but her choice of seat mate has created another controversy. Meanwhile, Harry's absence was quite noted.

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March 29, 2022

Dogs that live like a Queen - Queen Elizabeth - ....mmmm special gra…

Life as a Corgi doesn't sound so bad....mmmmm special gravy.

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March 28, 2022

The Iron Room and the secret bunkers of The Royals

Prince Charles is not messing around when it comes to his Safe Room! A look at The Iron Room and some of the other hideaways and secret passages of The Royals.

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March 25, 2022

Meghan Markle releases trailer for her new podcast Archetypes - and w…

Meghan released a trailer Archetypes, a podcast on which she will speak with historians, experts and women who have experienced being typecast. AND the scuttlebutt is that Harry and Meghan may present the Oscar for Best Picture! Meanwhile, Kate...

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March 24, 2022

You know who has good posture? Camilla the ballerina.

You may be thinking to yourself - hey, you know who has great posture? Camilla. Well, there’s good reason for that. She’s a ballerina.

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March 23, 2022

In the event of nuclear attack...all hail King Harry?

All this talk of World War III might make one wonder how the Royals handle nuclear attacks, and who is where on the line of succession....and if the worst happens, could an American based podcaster become King? Yeah we know …

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March 22, 2022

The Crown casting Prince William and Prince Harry, is Harry living li…

The upcoming season of The Crown will feature a young Harry and William. Thomas Markle suggests Harry is living like a hermit. “They live alone in a 26-room house they don't go anywhere and they don't do anything. I don't …

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March 21, 2022

Meghan Markle reportedly actually making the Spotify Podcast!

Archewell Audio said, it is continuing production of “Meghan,” the Duchess of Sussex’s first podcast series, set to launch this summer. Harry and Meghan last published an episode in December 2020.

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March 18, 2022

Queen Elizabeth tells Russia: No Swords for You!

Look if you're going to invade Ukraine then we aren't lending you our sword collection. Meanwhile, Kate was being all fabulous on St. Patrick's Day - bit is it all contrived for appearances?

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March 17, 2022

Why you never let Prince Charles pour you a Guinness

Everyone is mad at Harry again, what else is new - and apparently his dad Charles is not good with a pint.

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March 16, 2022

What do Meghan and Harry actually do?

They don't seem to be making any podcasts, and there hasn't been a ton of Netflix content, and Harry isn't visiting grandma between rodeos - one might ask, what exactly do they do?

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March 15, 2022

Why WAS Harry at a rodeo anyway?

It's as if Columbo just walked in and said "and just one more thing...." Why WAS Harry at a rodeo? Isn't that odd?

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March 14, 2022

Charles to sub-in for The Queen today

The Queen can't do it all at her age, so Charles is subbing in at Commonwealth Day. Meanwhile, what have Harry and Meghan even accomplished>

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March 11, 2022

Wait until William finds out about those wars in Europe!

For a change, this time it's William who everyone is mad at. William seems to think Europe is a place where wars don't take place. Ask Grandma about that Wills.

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March 10, 2022

Harry hits the Rodeo! But where is Meghan Markle?

Harry donned a cowboy hat and hit the rodeo....but some are asking why we aren't seeing Meghan?

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March 9, 2022

The Queen leaves Buckingham Palace for good

With a big set of renovations coming to Buckingham Palace expected to take five years, the Queen will live full time at her favored Windsor Castle.

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March 8, 2022

Kate Middleton, wonderful, and ready to fly solo

The training wheels are off, the confidence is there, and William may have to get used to being his Charles to her Diana. Kate is ready to solo.

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March 7, 2022

Will Andrew move to the USA and be a podcaster like Harry?

Some think Andrew is considering a move to the states, and a career in media. Yeah? Thieves robbed The Crown.

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March 4, 2022

Did the Brothers know about Camilla?

Did the Queen let the grandsons know that she was going to ump Camilla up in rank?

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March 3, 2022

Harry and Meghan's plan to win Generation Z and be the New Royals

Super Bowls, Awards Shows, Social Media....how Harry and Meghan plan to be the Royals That Matter.

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March 2, 2022

The Queen returns - the Royals stick up for Ukraine - plus Naughty Go…

Her Majesty was back at work. Charles, William and Harry all show support for Ukraine.

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March 1, 2022

The Queen's Sandwiches, and why Bill Clinton blew off Her Majesty

Her Majesty is particular about her sandwiches. AND the reason Bill Clinton kind of blew her off.

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