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Dec. 9, 2021

Did Harry throw Charles under the bus? Hopefully not a real bus

Reports are Charles and Harry are sort of getting along except for all the stories of them not getting along at all. The latest.

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Dec. 8, 2021

Taylor Swift and Prince William following her like a puppy

Wills is a Swiftie, and when Taylor asked him to come on stage and sing you betcha he said yes. The future king also likes AC/DC

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Dec. 7, 2021

William shows Harry how podcasting is done

William found a way to knock out a podcast. Harry WHERE ARE YOU? It's been 11 and a half months. Anyway Wills likes walks, fitness, and AC/DC

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Dec. 6, 2021

Oh yeah Harry had issued a statement but TRUMP and MEGHAN distracted …

Harry tried to do the right thing for World AIDS day but then Trump attacked Meghan and then Piers attacked Meghan and then it was the weekend and well sorry Harry.

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Dec. 3, 2021

Meghan wins her court case, issues Daily Fail quip

Meghan Markle won her legal battle against the Daily "Fail" - and Piers Morgan didn't like it.

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Dec. 2, 2021

Donald Trump: Meghan disrespects the Queen!

Trump taking shots at Meghan? OF COURSE we will cover that! Bring the popcorn.

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Dec. 1, 2021

Who do I think I am? The future king that's who Harry!

That new book says Harry snapped at William after THE FUTURE KING opined that maybe Harry was taking things a little too fast with that actress from Suits.

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Nov. 30, 2021

Charles didn't say THE COMMENT did he?

Hey remember a senior royal supposedly asked about Archie's skin tone? It wasn't Charles was it? Some say it was Charles. We're not saying was but some are.

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Nov. 29, 2021

The choice: crush Meghan and Harry or look weak!

If the Royals hang back they will look weak and could lose the monarchy. That means there may only be one choice...

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Nov. 26, 2021

Why Meghan was compared to Krusty the Clown

Kids can be so mean, and once compared Meghan Markle to Krusty the Clown. Meanwhile, are Kate & William on stand-by to host Christmas?

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Nov. 25, 2021

Harry and Meghan's Thanksgiving Plans

The privacy minded couple expect to have a quiet day at home. Also, a look at their future plans which may not be as quiet.

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Nov. 24, 2021

Piers Morgan tears into Meghan Markle's Ellen appearance

We'll be over hear eating our popcorn as Mark re-enacts Piers Morgan's comments about Meghan.

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Nov. 23, 2021

You will never believe what Meghan Markle did for Ellen

You will totally think we made this all up.

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Nov. 22, 2021

Recap of Meghan Markle's appearance on Ellen

Meghan Markle may have left the UK to stay out of the spotlight, so she went on Ellen. Here's the recap.

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Nov. 19, 2021

What's in Kate Middleton's handbag?

Hey what's that inside Kate's handbag? And is she trying to feed bugs to Prince William?

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Nov. 18, 2021

Meghan is on Ellen today

Privacy minded Meghan Markle who left the UK so the media would leave her and Harry alone went on Ellen's show which airs today. She told a story about her old car and....smh

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Nov. 17, 2021

Are Harry and Meghan planning more "Fake Royal Tours"

A Youtuber wonders if Harry and Meghan are planning more "Fake Royal Tours" What it was like to work with Meghan on Suits. Oprah adds some latte to her favorite things list..but you'll never guess who is an investor in …

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Nov. 16, 2021

Wait, Harry was in a Hot Dog Shaped Car?

You know, if you really want to be private, maybe don't ride around in a car shaped like a Hot Dog. Also Kate and William's photo-shoot was of course Fabulosly fabulous in a fabulous way.

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Nov. 15, 2021

The Queen has….a bad back? Yeah?

So the Palace says the Queen totally was going to hit Remembrance Day but she had a bad back. Sure Jan.

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Nov. 12, 2021

Privacy Minded Couple wears Red to Red Carpet Event in NYC

When your focus is privacy, one way to stay private is to attend a red carpet event with Bon Jovi - and then wear red to it. Meanwhile, Charles is digging this PseudoKing thing, and was hanging out with Sir …

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Nov. 11, 2021

Was Meghan being manipulative? And what did Harry know on January 5th?

Wait, what did Harry tell the twitter boss and how did Harry know these things? And was Meghan being deliberately manipulative? Two huge stories today!

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Nov. 10, 2021

Who Rememberances better? Harry vs. Her Majesty

Harry is at the Intrepid today. Her Majesty will honor Remembrance Day this weekend. Will we see dueling royals trying to out remembrance each other?

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Nov. 9, 2021

Big week for Harry and Meghan Markle!

Meghan is speaking to the New York Times. Harry is speaking at the Intrepid. Our favorite privacy minded non-royals are in New York City as their quest to avoid the limelight continues.

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Nov. 8, 2021

Meghan calls Senators, Senators mock Meghan

Hi this is Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex. Excuse me, how did you get this number?

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