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Jan. 28, 2024

Life without Kate Middleton: Princess Anne's dresses lol

Kate’s absence continues to be felt by the tabloids and podcasters alike. Poor Hello Magazine had to go with “Princess Anne debuts silky slip skirt in major style move” They also tell us “As for her hair, Anne swept her tresses up into a classic...

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Jan. 27, 2024

Kate Middleton is so wonderful than Prince William is wonderful

The King is said to be doing fine. It's the wekeend so let's catch up on the Kate Is Wonderful stories. She's so winderful taht even William is wonderful for....checks notes....visiting his wife in the hospital.

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Jan. 26, 2024

Kate Middleton has left a major void in her absence

As Kate Middleton recovers from abdominal surgery, a source tells PEOPLE, "It does sound serious with the length of time [she’s taking]. But she is in great hands and will have lots of care and support at home and is a fit young woman. I am sure she...

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Jan. 25, 2024

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry hit the Bob Marley movie: why everyone…

Harry and Meghan went to....checks notes.....Jamaica and were on the red carpet of the....checks notes....new Bob Marley movie. As they are known for their love of privacy and being environmentally conscious, this all cheks out.

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Jan. 24, 2024

Did King Charles try to distract us from the Kate Middleton health my…

Harry is being criticized for taking a selfie with someone that PR experts say Haz should have avoided. A new theory, which we like, suggests that King Charles made his prostate annoucnement so we wouldn't all dig in on whatever is going on with...

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Jan. 23, 2024

Why Prince Harry hung with John Travolta without Meghan Markle

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are said to be extending their well wishes to their estranged family members, King Charles and Kate Middleton, as both recover from recent health issues.According to a source quoted by the Mirror on Saturday, "The King...

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Jan. 22, 2024

Will future King William break up with the Church of England?

A senior studio executive sourced by The Express blasted Harry and Meghan’s 'alarming lack of original content' and bleakly forecasted: 'They could find themselves walking a financial tightrope simply to survive.’ Is Camila's podcast to risky? Will...

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Jan. 21, 2024

is the Suits spinoff trolling Meghan Markle?

The Suits spinoff is casting Erica a career-driven African-American woman in her 30s hailing from California. Described as 'smarter than everyone' and leading an eventful personal life. Hmmm. Meanwhile, why is Harry overdressing for his runs?

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Jan. 20, 2024

The art of the "Prince William is an awesome husband and dad" article

Normally on the weekend we focus on the "Kate is Wonderfu;" narratives, but in light of this week's news we're being treated to a run of articles about how amazing William is.

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Jan. 19, 2024

Prince William visits Kate Middleton in hospital

William visited Kate (of course) but the big question seems to be - are there enough Royals now?

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Jan. 18, 2024

Kate Middleton Hospitalized, King Charles to enter hospital next week…

Two stunning announcments and teh aftermath. What events will Kate miss? Does Charles need his Counselors of State - two of which are Andrew and Harry! In other news, Harry & Meghan adopt one of Ellen Degeneres' chickens, and no Princess Anne...

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Jan. 17, 2024

BULLETIN: King Charles to be hospitalized for enlarged prostate

In a second stunning announcement of the day, Buckingham Palace has issued a statement revealing that King Charles will be admitted to hospital next week. This news follows the announcement that Kate Middleton underwent surgery today and will be...

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Jan. 17, 2024

BULLETIN: Kate Middleton hospitalized for 10-14 days

A statement from Kensington Palace: Her Royal Highness The Princess of Wales was admitted to The London Clinic yesterday for planned abdominal surgery. The surgery was successful and it is expected that she will remain in hospital for ten to fourteen...

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Jan. 17, 2024

Queen Elizabeth was reportedly not happy with this Lilibet business

A new book suggests that Harry and Meghan really boithered Queen Elizabeth when they named their baby Lilibet. She may not have seen it as a triute, but rather - theft!

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Jan. 16, 2024

New book explores Queen Elizabeth's final hours

A new book is stirring things up. How Charles found ot his mother had died. Why Harry was unreachable. The Queen's final note. Behind the scenes of the William, Kate, Meghan, Harry walkabout.

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Jan. 15, 2024

King Frederik and Queen Mary take the throne

Denmark's King Frederik X has officially taken the throne, succeeding his mother, Queen Margrethe II, who abdicated after 52 years as monarch. Queen Margrethe's decision to voluntarily relinquish the throne surprised the nation, as she became the...

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Jan. 14, 2024

The Royal Transition: King Frederik and Queen Consort Mary's Rise to …

Today is the ascension of King Frederik and Queen Consort Mary, following the unexpected abdication of Queen Margrethe. Join us as we explore the intricacies of this royal transition, examining the impact it has on the Danish monarchy, the nation, and...

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Jan. 13, 2024

Is soon to be Queen Mary about to steal Kate Middleton's thunder?

There have been a lot of comparisons between Princesses Kate and Mary? Is Mary just Kate's future? Is Mary just a shiny onject? Or is Mary about to steal Kate's thunder. It's our weekly look at the Kate Is Wonderful narrative.

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Jan. 12, 2024

What do Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Prince Harry have in common?

What do Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Prince Harry have in common? Well, to us, not much. But Omid Scobie reports Prince Harry is to be inducted into the Living Legends of Aviation hall of fame, joining other aviators who have made "significant...

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Jan. 11, 2024

Is King Charles HAVE to going to deal with Prince Andrew?

Look your Majesty, your spaces on the chessboard are dwindling and nobody feels bad for Andrew living in a giant residence. Make a move. And more bad vibes coming Meghan and Harry's way. Are they running out of money?

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Jan. 10, 2024

Did Prince Andrew lock himself in his room? Are Meghan Markle and Pri…

Prince Andrew is said to be deeply affected by the latest development in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal, leading him to seclude himself in a room. Rumors have flared back up that Meghan and Harry might move....but would it be to Malibu, or to New York...

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Jan. 9, 2024

Golden Globes goof on Meghan Markle and Prince Harry

Harry ad Meghan weren't even there (not invited/) and yet the Golden Globes still made fun of them. Meghan is said to be left off the Suits group chat...but not for the reason you might guess. The Queen's podcast is out and nobody cares.

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Jan. 8, 2024

The next royal star: Princess Mary of Denmark

There's Something About Mary Kate Middleton may be wonderful, but these next few weeks are all about Mary, the soon to be Queen of Denmark. We'll keep an eye on that other royal family this week as we lead up to Queen Margrethe's abdication....

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Jan. 7, 2024

It's time for Prince Harry to get his game face on

With yet another reinvention in the works, some believe Meghan feels it's time for Harry to get his game face on. Meghan's mom Doria is now reportedly spenidng most of her time in Montecito, and Harry likes being mothered.

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