Episodes

Someone’s murdering the beautiful and suspiciously twenty-five year old looking students in a California High School! Who? What? Where? How?!   Thank you to our Patrons keeping us in suspense, especially:  Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob...

This week we watched Matrix Revolutions and have all our questions... ...well... I mean, I don’t want to say “answered” so much as “acknowledged.”   Thank you to our Patrons without whom our lives would just be the sum of a remainder of...

It’s time to get Neo’s groove back… AGAIN! Thank you to our Patrons without whom our lives would just be the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation. Special thanks to:  Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine...

What’s clearest takeaway from a movie directed by two trans women with the most diverse cast of 1999? MAGA, apparently. Thank you to our Patrons without whom we'd be doomed to a life in our amniotic pods. Special thanks to:  Just Cuz, Jacob...

Be prepared... for some hot lion-on-lion action.    Thank you to our Patrons without whom we'd be exiled from the Pride Lands. Special thanks to: Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy...

Join us as we look back on the movie about a man who ran across the continent, met three presidents, started a shrimping business, fought in Vietnam, founded the city of Detroit, established Republican nomineees’ “Southern Strategy,” invented...

This week’s movie is set on an airplane transport that transfers prisoners.   The plane in the movie is dubbed “The Jailbird.”   “Jailbird” is slang for prisoners. It is a compound word made from “jail,” a synonym for prison,...

You ever play a Mario game? That. Thank you to our Patrons for being the raccoon tail that somehow makes us fly, including: Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen...

Watch several traumatized children fight their parents’ will and run from a horrifically abusive private investigator so that they can synergize with the multinational corporation Nintendo Co., Ltd.   Thank you to our Patrons for being the...

“What is life?" It’s a question that has stumped philosophers, clerics, scientists, and politicians for millennia. But it didn’t stump an 80s comedy about a kooky robot! Today, our live 100th episode: Short Circuit.   Special thanks to...

What if we made a Batman where EVERYONE’S The Joker? Thank you to our two-faced riddlin' Patrons for keeping the streets of Gotham clean, including: Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen,...

Adam Sandler plays a stunted man-child whose kindness to his community doesn’t absolve him of disturbing fits of anger.   But this time, he’s a wedding singer.   Thank you to our hip-hop granny Patrons for growing old with us, including:...

Do you know golf balls live in golf holes? They do. But, counter to prevailing thought, golf balls are not, in fact, too good for their homes, as their homes are being decimated by man-made developments. Please give generously to the world wildlife...

If there’s anything we learned in this love letter to both the American educational system and the techniques that the moneyed class use to insulate themselves from actual consequences, it’s this: O’DOYLE RULES. Thank you to our...

Today, we discuss 10 Things I Hate About You, JoGoLev’s “nice guy” talk, Julia Stiles’s joyless dancing, and sex-god Larry Miller. Thank you to our bad boy Patrons for singing to us on the bleachers, including: Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings,...

Freddie Prinze, Jr. mom-smiles his way through a date with deformed crone Rachael Leigh Cook. Thank you to our dreamy Patrons for supporting us nightly beside the green, green grass, including: Jacob Grimm, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn,...

Ssssssssssomebody stop me! ... No, seriously. This is our second Jim Carrey movie in a row. Dear god, somebody stop us. Thank you to our animated Patrons for turning into possessed whirling dervishes, including: Jacob Grimm, Brandon Hardy, Christine...

I don’t know if we’ve watched another movie that made us say, “Jesus...we were pretty terrible when we were tweens”. Out of our butts, of course.   Thank you to our animal-loving Patrons for mugging to the camera with us, including: Jacob...

What was the original Gremlins missing? The vocal stylings of Tony Randall!   Thank you to our fun-loving anarchist Patrons for eating after midnight with us, including: Jacob Grimm, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua...

Remember how the Grinch hates Christmas because he’s antisocial and The Whos are good-hearted people whose pure love of Christmas changes his heart? What if, instead, The Grinch hates Christmas because he‘s mercilessly bullied by the consumerist,...

Gaslighting Your Family: The Movie!    Also... surprise! Robin Williams does a bunch of voices.    Thank you to our hip old granny Patrons for nannying us with their support, including Jacob Grimm, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen,...

We gather together / to ask The Lord’s blessing; / He chastens and hastens / His will to munch on some grindage.   Thank you to our funky Patrons for weaseling us (?) with their support, including Jacob Grimm, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen,...

In The Witches, a cabal of magical women want to turn every child into a mouse, but there might also be a downside.   Thank you to our spooky Patrons for terrifying us with their support, including Jacob Grimm, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen,...

The question is: did we love this movie or did we LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVV this movie?   Thank you to our Patrons for storming the castle and showing us twue wuv with their support, including Jacob Grimm, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua...