Episodes

A story of a pig who wanted to be a sheepdog and a man *chokes* a man who *sobs audibly*   That'll do Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson and Jonathan Day. That'll do. If you'd like to "baa ram...

Join Damon and DJ as they explore the strange, shoulder pad-dominated world of the 80s. How very.   Thank you to our Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson and Jonathan Day for supporting us. If...

Physically unappealing characters plod through a washed-out apocalyptic wasteland in The Land Before Time, the movie that you watched at numerous sleepovers at that one really religious friend's house.   Thank you to our Patrons, including...

Today, DJ and Damon bravely debate where exactly the Danger Zone lies. Modern day Iraq? The Fertile Crescent? Or (as one religion posits) Jackson County, Missouri?   Thank you to our Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the...

You ever see Michael Madsen sleepwalk? You want to? This week: Free Willy!   Thank you to our Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson and Jonathan Day for supporting us. If you'd like to hold us like...

You can mock it, but this movie did a lot to raise awareness of facial removal surgery. This week: Face/Off!   Thank you to our Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Amy Parman, Joshua Nicholson and Jonathan Day...

Y'know that feeling in a horror movie when she goes upstairs and you yell, "No! He's up there!!!"? Well, replace "goes upstairs" with "trusts white colonists" and replace "He's up there" with "He's going to kill you, enslave you and force your progeny...

Sometimes -- and I think we all know this -- you just need a hotshot lawyer with a DUI who hates kids to turn your rag-tag peewee hockey team around. Damon and DJ watch The Mighty Ducks.   Thank you to our All-Star Patrons, including Larissa...

We tried to get DJ to participate in this conversation, but he just kept standing in the corner doing the Hundred Hand Slap and saying "Can't you do better than that?" over and over. It was really frustrating.    Thank you to our True...

Teenagers with attitudes.  Interdimensional beings that were in the mood. Don't just stand there; let's get to it. Strike a pose there's nothing to it: morph.   Thank you to our locked and loaded Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan...

Any one could have said, "I've never seen that. I've never seen someone drive their garbage to the curb, then bang the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that," but only Tom Hanks could make "I've never seen that. I've never seen someone...

In our 50th episode, we review Titanic with special guest Laura Taylor!   Fun fact: in the original cut, after Jack screams "I'm the king of the world!", there was a shot of King Neptune saying "Oh yeah?" while rubbing his hands together...

This week, we look at a movie that, if the Internet is to be believed, is IMPOSSIBLE to enjoy due to its scientific inaccuracies: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.   Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan M., Jonathon D., Joshua N., Amy P. and...

This week, we look at a movie that, if the Internet is to be believed, is IMPOSSIBLE to enjoy due to its scientific inaccuracies: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan M., Jonathon D., Joshua N., Amy P. and Ghost in the Burbs! If you'd like to become unshrunken, normal sized patrons like them, please support us on Patreon at patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot!

Today, we look back on Home Improvement, the story of a strong wife and her sons living under the constant threat of electrocution, flooding and fire by living with a man drunk on his own machismo and the tutelage of an unseen mentor named Wilson....

Ghost tells the story of two white, rich, young people whose love traverses the void betwixt this life and the next.   Or something.   Also the ghost solves a mystery.   Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan M., Jonathon D.,...

Today, we look back on Sister Act 2, a movie that had one job: come up with a believable reason that Whoopi would have to hide her identity again.    Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan M., Jonathon D., Joshua N., Amy P. and Ghost...

Today, we look at Sister Act, a movie whose fun Catholicism made Damon question his atheism and whose FRIGGIN' CUT Harvey Keitel made DJ question his heterosexuality!   Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan McIntyre, Jonathon Day and...

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s an adaptation of Superman that doesn’t wallow in abject misery!   Damon & DJ review 1978's Superman, starring Christopher Reeve, Margot Kidder and Gene Hackman.    Special thanks to our...

Damon and DJ review this new holiday classic and the bizarre human courting rituals displayed within.

Watch as a young boy fulfills every kid's dream to fly around in a silver clam-shaped spaceship and make pals with an annoying alien robot with the voice of Pee-Wee Herman. Damon and DJ review 1986's Flight of the Navigator.

Join Damon and DJ as they review this classic tale of a half-man/half-crocodile who tears a trail of destruction through the Australian Outback and then moves on to devour New York City.     Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski star...

We look back on the movie that had everyone saying "They're heeeeeere," which was really funny the first few times: Poltergeist.

This week, we look back on a movie about an alien hunting Special Ops soldiers for sport, of which, the most unrealistic aspect is an Austrian guy named "Dutch."   Damon and DJ review Predator, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.