Episodes
253
Oct. 28, 2026
Episode 253 - Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
While watching Ernest Scared Stupid, DJ and Damon had one haunting realization: we're all Vern. And we've knowwuddimeant this whole time. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for su...
252
Oct. 12, 2026
Episode 252 - Tremors (1990)
This week, we look at Tremors, a movie where the floor isn’t technically lava, but it’s the same gist. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us: Lindsay Halik Bill Hay...
251
Sept. 30, 2026
Episode 251 - Legally Blonde (2001)
“You successfully made a charming fish-out-of-water comedy where the cute, rich, blonde girl is considered an underdog?” “What? Like it’s hard?” Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patron...
250
Sept. 16, 2026
Episode 250 - National Treasure (2004)
Happy birthday, America! Remember when the worst thing that could happen to you is that Nic Cage made an adventure movie about you? Simpler times. Special thanks to Jackson Eppley for our semiquinncentennial theme song! Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: htt...
249
Sept. 2, 2026
Episode 249 - Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
Yes, they eat the tomatoes. Someone also eats human flesh. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us: Lindsay Halik Lindsey Nell T. Smith Jeremy Powlen The Hands of Fat...
248
July 29, 2026
Episode 248 - 9 to 5 (1980)
Sisterrrrrrs are doin’ it for themselllllves! “It,” in this application, is “kidnapping and fraud.” Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us: Lindsay Halik Particle Ma...
247
July 15, 2026
Episode 247 - Jaws (1975)
This week we look back on 1975’s Jaws. When Roy Scheider said his famous line (“By gum, look at them chompers!”), we were exhilarated as if it were the first time. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank...
246
June 17, 2026
Episode 246 - Brokeback Mountain (2005)
This week, we stem the rose and look back on ‘Brokeback Mountain.’ Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us: Lindsay Halik Travis Vance Lindsey Nell Josh Frigo Bill H...
245
June 3, 2026
Episode 245 - Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001)
This week we watched Hedwig and the Angry Inch, which conclusively discovered, through research and copious double-blind studies, the origin of love. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Pa...
244
May 20, 2026
Episode 244 - 3 Ninjas (1992)
Three singular sensations Every little punch they make! Three thrilling combinations Every kick that they take! Three roundhouse kicks and suddenly nobody else will do! You know you'll never be lonely with you know who. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: http...
243
May 6, 2026
Episode 243 - She-Devil (1989)
This week, we watch 1989’s She-Devil, a movie about sisterrrrrrrrrrrs doing it for themselllllllves! Please note: “it” here is “destroying a man’s life and livelihood.” Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ ...
242
April 22, 2026
Episode 242 - V for Vendetta (2005)
Visualize, valued listeners, a world wherein voters of a veritable world power validated and voted in a vehemently Christo-nationalist, violently authoritarian government in the volatile vacuum following a viral pandemic. Verily…CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE!?! Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHS...
241
April 8, 2026
Episode 241 - Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)
The 90s dark comedy about multiple murders in Minnesota. …No, the other one. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us: Lindsay Halik The Hands of Fate Jeremy Powlen J...
240
March 25, 2026
Episode 240 - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
“That was the tardy bell! ‘Truant! Truant! Truant!’ they'll all say!” Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us: Lindsay Halik Travis Vance Particle Man The Supreme Ru...
239
March 4, 2026
Episode 239 - Waiting For Guffman (1996)
“There's a saying in Missouri: ‘If you don't like the weather just wait five minutes.’ In Blaine, with hard work, I think we can get that down to three or four minutes.” Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ ...
238
Feb. 18, 2026
Episode 238 - The American President (1995)
This Presidents Day, let’s just pretend someone else is president. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us: Lindsay Halik Lindsey Nell The Elusive Fan Gromkin Jeremy...
237
Feb. 6, 2026
Episode 237 - When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Finally a story we can connect with: charming people in sweaters watching the same movies over and over. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us: Lindsay Halik Tommy...
Dec. 19, 2025
Episode 236 - The Polar Express (2004)
Welcome to the Uncanny Valley! You live here now. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us: Lindsay Halik Tippi Von Cheaterly Stu-StusStuartJ Dr. Malcolm's Heaving Bo...
Dec. 11, 2025
Episode 235 - While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Turns out you can do an entire episode inside The Problematic Corner™. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us: Lindsay Halik The Zesty Lindsey Nell Josh Frigo The S...
Nov. 19, 2025
Episode 234 - The War of the Roses (1989)
Oliver Rose is a successful lawyer who works for congresspeople. Barbara is a caterer with a love of foie gras. Let’s watch them tear each other apart. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our ...
233
Nov. 6, 2025
Episode 233 - Rocky (1976)
After leaving his partner, Bullwinkle, back in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, a flying squirrel goes it alone in the amateur boxing circuit. Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for su...
232
Oct. 22, 2025
Episode 232 - Fright Night (1985)
This week, we look back at Fright Night, where an 80s suburb is thrown into turmoil and disarray when a gay metaphor moves in! Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us...
Oct. 8, 2025
Episode 231 - Final Destination (2000)
Death: it comes for us all. But if it wanted you to die in a very specific way, and you wriggle out of it, SO HELP ME GOD… Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us: L...
230
Sept. 17, 2025
Episode 230 - Masters of the Universe (1987)
This week we look back on ‘Masters of the Universe,' a movie that built a huge Castle Greyskull set, and then realized that most movies have two, even three, sets! Edited by OnReplay - https://onreplay.au Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4BHABEvxH02VSCkhvKX2HQ?si=NHxzzArHSxGnxFUvTEpbNQ And the rest: https://www.podpage.com/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/ Thank...