Episodes

Merry Christmas. Where’s the Tylenol?   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: Apple: Spotify: Thank you to our Patrons for emptying the sh*tter for us: Brianna...

On the menu: monkeys’ brains and a red herring.   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: Apple: Spotify:   Thank you to our Patrons for taking the secret...

A woman (not Ellen Ripley) tries to stop an evil organization (not the Weyland-Yutani Corporation) from breeding an alien race (not xenomorphs) as a biological weapon.   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Find us...

Sometimes when the He-Manning gets too He-Manly, you need a She-Ra.   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode! Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: Apple: Spotify: Thank you to our Patrons for defending the...

You probably haven’t thought of what damage Looney Tunes antics could do to a human spinal column until now.   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: Apple: ...

Just some jacked-up twunks in BDSM gear and furry panties engaging in low impact wrestling…for kids!   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher:   Apple: ...

Remember that movie with the chipper songs, playful scenes and beautiful technicolor? This is its sequel, and it’s very not that.   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:...

I don’t know why / I chase you like I do. /  Tell me, who / can destroy my house as much as you?  So let’s take each other’s low fronts / and we’ll swirl into the final F5. / Mad about Twisters, baby. (hoo, hoo!).   Special...

A show with a frank look at teenage life and a terrible read on Anne Frank.   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:  ...

Mum’s the word! No, but seriously, rate and review us in your preferred podcast app.   Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Thank you to these Patrons for keeping it toit, even in the afterlife: Scalfasaurus, Dr. Malcom’s Heaving...

The only way this could be more Southern is if it were cast with penguins. Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: Apple: Spotify: Thank you to these Patrons for being so genteel: Scalfasaurus, Dr. Malcom’s Heaving Bosom, Larissa...

Watch in wonder as James Spader nervously feeds a 5th Avenue bar to a space cow. Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: Apple: Spotify: Thank you to these Patrons for joining us in jewelry shopping: Dr. Malcom’s Heaving Bosom,...

In the finale of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, we finally get the weird slow-motion Hobbit bed frolicking we all deserve.   Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: Apple: Spotify: Thank you to these Patrons for joining us in...

The debate has raged for years: what are the two towers of the title? Is it Orthanc and Barad Dûr? Maybe Orthanc and Cirith Ungol? Perhaps Faramir’s base in Ithilien is in the running?   In this week’s episode we’ll finally...barely...

A hobbit attempts to make a return without a receipt.   Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: Apple: Spotify: Thank you to these Patrons for joining us in jewelry shopping: Tyler Richardson, Justin Shea, Dan McIntyre, Particle...

We look back on 1977’s ‘The Hobbit’: the ur-stoner road movie. Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: Apple: Spotify: Thank you to these Patrons for going with us on The Greatest Adventure: Justin Shea, Dan McIntyre, Particle...

Watch a six-year-old, torn from the only family he’s ever known, try to make his way back home. Along the way, he’ll be chased by an obsessed woman, forced to live in a barn, and sold into slavery at a cruelly-run circus. Oh! And Cookie Monster!...

Spidey’s back, and this time...it’s uneven, with a lot of shoehorned plots and characters.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Thank you to these Patrons for thwip-ing our...

This time Spider-Man fights a scientist who’s been driven mad, and is trying to rescue years of research through illegal activity and general terrorism. I know, I know! But THIS time, Spidey KNOWS the guy!   This episode brought to you by Juni...

In this episode, we look back on Spider-Man. No, not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Wait, go back one. Yeah, that one.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Thank...

Romance! Dancing! Abortion!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Thank you to these Patrons for having the time of their lives: Particle Man, Heather Tuggle, Dan McIntyre, The Zesty,...

Whites be whiting.  Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: Apple: Spotify: Thank you to these Patrons for being excellent to each other: Particle Man, Heather Tuggle, Dan McIntyre, The Zesty, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa...

Watch Arnold struggle through the holidays to secure an action figure of...*checks notes*... “Tuer-bow-mahn.”   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:     Thank you to these...

It’s like ‘Speed’ in a building!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Special thanks to Ben Hill for editing this episode!   Thank you to these Patrons for walking across...