Episodes

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Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Are you finding a dearth of stories about above average women getting with unremarkable men? Have we got a movie for you! Spoiler: He tries to f*** the...

Take our listener survey to get a 2023 Recap Bonus Episode! https://forms.gle/RnYLcmbY3hukvXiP9 Thank you to Little Miss Chicken Nugget for the special episode request! Woman who wants plants to rule the Earth allies herself with man who wants to...

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This week we look back on 1992’s Batman Returns. You’re probably asking yourself, where was Batman? Does the movie address his absence? No, Batman stayed in Gotham City, but the title is his “return” to theaters where he had been absent since...

An ever-increasing mob of nonbinary monsters take over Smalltown, USA. This is the future liberals want. Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple:...

This week we look back on the Kevin Pollack and JT Walsh vehicle, ‘A Few Good Men.’ We were all quoting its famous line in the 90s: “Captain Galloway, why don’t you get yourself a cup of coffee?”. Edited by We Edit Podcasts -...

The only way to stop a deranged criminal is with a cop who plays by his own rules and is beholden to no concern for civilians’ safety or property. Oh. And it’s the future. Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find...

This week, we look back on ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’: a movie that knows that the scariest thing in the world is a poorly-lit rain slicker. Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest...

We look back on 1986’s Little Shop of Horrors, as well as each of its endings! Which one is your favorite? The theatrical ending? The original ending? Or the ending where Mrs. Peacock did it all?  Edited by We Edit Podcasts -...

In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is watching this movie and talking about it to you.  Edited by We Edit Podcasts -...

Zedis lapedis! We watched ‘Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century’, and we tolerated it MAJOR.   Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple:...

This week, we look back on The Blues Brothers, where the world was introduced to Dan Aykroyd’s legendary self-restraint.   Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us at all the finest podcast places: Apple:...

Three men, technically two babies, Tom Selleck's mustache and a weird heroin subplot.    Special thanks to Dramatically Placed Hot Dog for this episode request! Edited by We Edit Podcasts - https://www.weeditpodcasts.com?via=yiciai Find us...

This week, we look back on the the movie that would require the least amount of work to create a gay porn parody title: X-Men.   Special thanks to Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon for the "Damon's Problematic Corner" theme song!...

This week we find out why Boomers, Gen X, and Gen Z hate Millennials.  Special thanks to Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon for the "Damon's Problematic Corner" theme song! Edited by We Edit Podcasts -...

You ever have a secret you couldn’t tell your partner, so you almost let them die, then tell them anyway, then give up the powers that made them fall for you right when the greatest threat Earth’s ever known arrives, then you get your powers back,...

A young girl yearns to get human-affirming surgery to lead her best life. She then turns to witchcraft after being rejected by her father. ACCEPT YOUR KIDS FOR WHO THEY ARE, PEOPLE. Edited by We Edit Podcasts -...

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This movie is about the adventures of the Men in Black, also known as MiB and/or Galaxy Defenders. [They] dress in black suits with the black Ray-Ban [brand sunglasses] on. They walk in shadow [metaphorically], move in silence [more or less], and...

We would have talked longer but I’m afraid we're gonna have to get our rest tonight, tomorrow being Arbor Day and all. Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot...

Dads, amiright?! Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot/id957660267 Spotify:...