Episodes

Romance! Dancing! Abortion!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Thank you to these Patrons for having the time of their lives: Particle Man, Heather Tuggle, Dan McIntyre, The Zesty,...

Whites be whiting.  Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: Apple: Spotify: Thank you to these Patrons for being excellent to each other: Particle Man, Heather Tuggle, Dan McIntyre, The Zesty, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa...

Watch Arnold struggle through the holidays to secure an action figure of...*checks notes*... “Tuer-bow-mahn.”   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:     Thank you to these...

It’s like ‘Speed’ in a building!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Special thanks to Ben Hill for editing this episode!   Thank you to these Patrons for walking across...

Two guys break all metaphysical laws, overcome death, best Lucifer, and manipulate God Themself in order to win a regional Battle of the Bands.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:  ...

Two teenagers save civilization by barely passing History. Find us at all the finest podcast places:   Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Thank you to these Patrons for being excellent to each other:  Heather Tuggle, Dan...

London, 1895: attacks are on the rise. What kind of attacks? DRAC-ATTACKS.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Thank you to these Patrons for always telling us when we have...

Waaaait...was she a great big fat person?   ShE wAS a biIiigG gIrRrL, yEeesSSss sssIiIrRrrr!   Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher:   Apple:...

After Curious George dies from a banana-borne bacteria, The Man in the Yellow Hat turns his talents to busting up organized crime.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Thank...

Part 2 of our IN-DEPTH HARD-HITTING coverage of Star Trek: The Next Generation with our friends from Into the Wormhole with Larissa & Lauren! Check out their amazing show here:  Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this...

“What is justice? Is it filing out the same harsh punishment no matter how minor the crime? Does fear truly create a free society? In the end, it makes you say, “Shut up, Wesley.”   We are so excited to share this episode with our friends...

If you read the Baby-Sitters Club books and thought they were great stories about girls who can’t seem to stand each other, look the other way on statutory rape, and have sick rhymes about the central nervous system, HAVE WE GOT AN ADAPTATION FOR...

Babies need sitting! And when I tell you these girls can sit: THEY CAN SIT.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Thank you to these Patrons for taking care of our charges:...

Albert Collins. T-Bone Walker. B.B. King. Muddy Waters. Elizabeth Shue.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Thank you to these Patrons for leaving the comforting confines of...

Today, we look sack on Laballinth, a fanutsy film starring Jennifer Crotchelly and David Bulgey—sorry, Bowie.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Thank you to these Patrons...

Far be it from us to contradict a movie up front like this, but kids, tell Mom the babysitter’s dead.   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify:   Thank you to these Patrons for...

This week, we’re — what was that? — we’re looking back on — oh c’mon! — looking back on Capcom’s Mega—COME ON!!! I JUMPED!!!   Find us at all the finest podcast places:    Stitcher:   Apple:   Spotify: ...

Gotta know that body to guard that body.   Find us at all the finest podcast places: Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dj-phillips/your-inner-child-is-an-idiot   Apple:...

Baseball. The crack of the bat. The smell of the mitt. The touch of the dust. The taste of the umpire. The aura of the ball. The disappointment of your father’s fetid corpse.   Thank you to these Patrons for easing our pain:  T. Smith,...

Sandy Bullz stumbles upon the evil cyber terrorist group, The Praetorians. They want to: 1. Infiltrate the government’s secure files. 2. ????? 3. Profit.   Thank you to these Patrons for hacking into the mainframe and rerouting the encryption...

DJ told Damon that he’d fight for him, lie for him, walk the wire for him, and, naturally, die for him. But Damon insisted on maintaining social distancing.   This week, we look back on Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.   Thank you to these...

Exactly how sexy is a 1994 Rick Moranis? Join DJ and special guest host LT as they watch Little Giants and find out.   Thank you to these Patrons for being the Icebox to our Junior: Lindsey Nell, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, The Zesty,...

Four children are magicked away to Level 6 in Super Mario Bros. 3 and are befriended by a Furry’s nightmare and Lion-Jesus, in order to kill a monarchical hygge fanatic.   Thank you to these Patrons for being our personal Turkish Delights:...

What does Mike Myers’s career trajectory have to do with Natalie Wood’s death? Surprisingly a lot!  Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!   Thank you to these Patrons for putting up with our guff, Chet:  The...