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April 23, 2020

What a repellent pair of preening tone-deaf little twerps

The episode title? Don't get upset with us. That's from Piers Morgan's wonderful editorial about Meghan and Harry. Mark picks up with even more from Piers!

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April 22, 2020

A pair of obsessively self-regarding attention-seekers

Her Majesty celebrated her birthday, but the real fun is Piers Morgan's wonderful opinon piece about Meghan Markle and Harry.

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April 21, 2020

This time, Harry and Meghan Markle manage to tick off....just about e…

Harry and Meghan issued a statement to several prominent newspapers...and let's just say it didn't go over well. LOTS to unpack. Oh, and happy birthday Your Majesty. She's 94.

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April 20, 2020

Those people at the door with food? It's Meghan and Harry!

A very busy Monday starts with a very casually dressed Meghan Markle and Harry delivering food to the needy in Los Angeles. Reports are that Beatrice has canceled the upcoming wedding because of Coronavirus...and the stupid Coronavirus has forced Her...

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April 17, 2020

Princess Anne, the Royal Rebel

A look at a lengthy profile piece by Vanity Fair about Princess Anne. Meanwhile, will William financially support Harry?

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April 16, 2020

Harry and Meghan donate to Feeding Britain

A rare day where Harry and Meghan aren't under the brunt of scrutiny. They have donated a large amount to charity Feeding Britain. Meanwhile, Kate and William's secret codename is revealed! Today's Palace Intrigue is brought to you by Podcorn!

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April 15, 2020

The one where Jane Goodall complicates Harry's day

You're a formal royal minding your own business. Suddenly Jane Goodall gives an interview and you're somehow getting scolded by Piers Morgan.

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April 14, 2020

The Archewell website gets redirected to Gold Digger

William keeps getting good reviews for his leadership. Meanwhile, Harry's website got hacked.

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April 13, 2020

Harry ditches his last name

Some paperwork reveals Harry has ditched his last name. And have Meghan and Harry bought Mel Gibson's house? Meanwhile, the Queen issues an Easter message.

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April 10, 2020

Which Royal has been eating all the chocolate?

One Royal has been eating all the Easter chocolate! Kate and William did an hour long video call with some school-kids, and Prince Charles is sort of podcasting.

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April 9, 2020

Henry & Rachel? The ex-Royals

A look at Archie's birth certificate reveals the real names of his parents. And is Sophie the Royal Family's new secret weapon?

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April 8, 2020


Meghan and Harry have announced the name of their new non-profit and that name is.....Archewell? Meanwhile, the Queen is a fan of non-expensive dog food. For her DOGS silly goose.

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April 7, 2020

Does Prince Charles have a framed photo of a ghost?

All the talk is still of what a great job Her Majesty did on Sunday. And for some fun....does Prince Charles have a framed photo of a ghost?

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April 6, 2020

The Queen gets a great reaction!

The Queen struck all the right notes in Sunday Night's address. Mark has the roundup of reactions.

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April 5, 2020

Bulletin: The Queen's special broadcast: We Will Meet Again

Her Majesty addressed the Commonwealth in a rare and special Sunday Night broadcast.

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April 3, 2020

The Queen to address the nation Sunday night

A quick update from the Palace Intrigue News Desk. Her Majesty will appear on television at 8pm Sunday in a rare special address.

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April 3, 2020

Meghan Markle takes steak to the next level!

Let's take a break from the Doom and Gloom and talk about Meghan Markle's steak tips, what kind of car William and Kate drive, and what's on The Queen's bookshelf!

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April 2, 2020

Meghan Markle's nickname with an S in it

Prince Charles makes a statement, and a review of some nicknames for Meghan Markle.

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April 1, 2020

Harry and Meghan sign off Sussex Royal

Please take good care of yourselves, and of one another. And with that the Sussex Royal account sunsets. Harry and Meghan leave us with a statement. Meanwhile, Piers Morgan is ready to move on with it all.

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March 31, 2020

Trump says he won't pay for Harry and Meghan's security...they didn't…

President Trump tweeted that the U.S. won't be paying for Meghan and Harry's security bills and they say they aren't asking. Prince Charles is doing better. One newspaper is trying really hard to get you going....really a Prince George vs. …

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March 30, 2020

Meghan and Harry moved to Los Angeles

Harry and Meghan have reportedly moved to Los Angeles (in the middle of a pandemic?) and are keeping to themselves. Meanwhile, William and Kate are focused on mental health. Plus, we hear from the always entertaining Thomas Markle.

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March 27, 2020

Meghan Markle will narrate a Disney documentary about Elephants!

Meghan Markle has a new job narrating a nature documentary! One of William's jokes is starting to age really poorly. Charles is doing OK. The Queen asks you to clap...for good reason.

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March 26, 2020

Fergie tweets, Piers tweets, and Her Majesty is on the phone with the…

After waking up to the news Charles tested positive for the Coronavirus we were expecting a much different set of stories. Sarah Ferguson and Piers Morgan both have interesting tweets, the Queen calls the PM, and sure what last name …

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March 25, 2020

BULLETIN: Charles tests positive for Coronavirus

In a rapidly developing story....Charles has tested positive for Coronavirus and is said to have mild symptoms.

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