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Oct. 8, 2026

Crime Wire Weekly 10/9/26 | Christa Pike’s Condition, Gypsy-Rose Claims, Cocaine v/s Flour

Crime Wire Weekly 10/9/26 | Christa Pike’s Condition, Gypsy-Rose Claims, Cocaine v/s Flour
Crime Wire Weekly 10/9/26 | Christa Pike’s Condition, Gypsy-Rose Claims, Cocaine v/s Flour
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Crime Wire Weekly 10/9/26 | Christa Pike’s Condition, Gypsy-Rose Claims, Cocaine v/s Flour

In Baton Rouge LA, A City Hall bathroom becomes a crime scene, Gypsy Rose Blanchard says her partner died of an overdose on his birthday, and Tennessee’s botched execution of Christa Pike leaves lawyers saying she may never recover. Gypsy Rose Blanchard tells reporters she believes Ken Urker overdosed in Raceland, Louisiana, on his 34th birthday. Deputies found drug paraphernalia and a handgun at the scene. The Lafourche Parish Sheriff’s Office says it has found no evidence of foul play, and toxicology is still pending.

Christa Pike’s lawyers say the Tennessee death-row inmate may never fully recover after a failed lethal injection in which multiple needles were used and two doses of pentobarbital did not stop her heart. She remained critically ill under guard. Governor Bill Lee paused the rest of the year’s executions. An Iowa substitute teacher, Stephanie Mullaley, is fired after an administrative law judge finds she offered students extra credit for cash donations to a personal GoFundMe tied to her education goals.

She is later denied unemployment. Lustful Lawbreakers follows a construction worker whose workplace fantasy crosses the line. International Indiscretions tracks a cocaine case in which the evidence on the shelf turns out to be flour. A self-described demonologist posts private information online and learns the internet does not forget. President Trump approves a U.S. Army firing squad for Nidal Hasan, the former Army psychiatrist convicted of killing 13 people and wounding 32 in the 2009 Fort Hood attack.

It would be the military’s first execution by firing squad since World War II. True Crime Time Machine goes back to October 9, 2002, and the execution of Aileen Wuornos, the Florida serial killer whose final statements still fuel the debate over the death penalty. DNA confirms remains found by a fisherman along Brushy Creek in Montague County, Texas, belong to Fort Worth flight attendant Rana Nofal Soluri, missing since March 2025. Her former roommate, Dennis Day, is already charged with murder.

Overtime: a Georgia man walks out on a Red Lobster bill, and a New York man’s death on the subway is as shocking as the video that followed it.

Timestamps
05:00 Baton Rouge Man Booked in City Hall SA Case.
10:00 Gypsy Rose Blanchard Says Partner Ken Uker OD’ed
16:00 Christa Pike Lawyers Say She May Never Recover From Botched Execution.
20:00 Iowa Teacher Fired After Extra Credit Offered for GoFundMe Donations.
24:22 A Construction Workers Dream *Lustful Lawbreakers*
30:00 Cocaine Evidence Swapped For Flour *International Indiscretions*
34:11 Self Described “Demonologist” Posts Private Info Online.
37:44 Trump Approves Firing Squad in Fort Hood Shooter Case.
41:13 The Execution of Aileen Wuornos *True Crime Time Machine*
50:00Flight Attendent’s Remains Found After a Year Long Search.
OVERTIME
55:00 Georgia Man Skips Out on Red Lobster Bill.
57:45 New York Man’s Death On Subway Is Shocking.

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0:16 Hey, everyone. Welcome back to CrimeWire Weekly, a little look at the topics. In Baton Rouge, a man is booked after sexually assaulting another man in the City Hall bathroom. So we're going to cover that case. That's just an odd place for something like that to go down. It really is. You wouldn't think you'd think that would be the safest place you could ever be in. Gypsy Rose Blanchard says her partner, Ken Euchre, ODs. I'm going to stand firm in my opinion that she is very consistent in the fact that people around her do not survive. Right. And Krista Pike's lawyers were covering a story that said she may never recover from the botched execution. However, since then, she is speaking. That's obviously not a full recovery, but she has come out of, I guess, a coma or whatever it was she was in. We'll talk more about that.

1:11 Real quick, I know you're giving these topics, but did you ever expect that to be... dropping news today? That she was talking? No. I mean, I didn't know, to be honest. Oh, wow. This whole thing is so bizarre to me. So we'll talk about it. If they told me that she could now fly, I'd have to just believe them. Right. In Iowa, a teacher is fired after extra credit was offered for GoFundMe donations. Mm-mm, baby, no. And you're a teacher, so I mean... Can you imagine yourself doing that? Absolutely not, because I know I'd be fired five seconds later. Right. A construction worker's dream is the, let's say, the topic of lustful lawbreakers. You're not going to believe this story.

1:57 No. If you're not laughing on some level, I just, I don't know if you're living, because it's weird. It is stranger than usual, and that's saying something for that segment. Right. Cocaine evidence has been swapped for flour police have discovered. And so we're going to talk a little bit about that. I'm going to check my flower at home and make sure it's not cocaine. Rub it on your gums. Smell it. That's the way you know if it's cocaine. A good old sniff. Yeah. Self-described demonologist. Demonologist. Okay. And look, you've got to look up this guy or if you're watching the Patreon, you'll see him. But he's exactly what you would think if you ever thought of what a demonologist looked like. Well, he has been posting private information online of some people.

2:46 And we're going to talk about that story. Firing Squad has been approved by Donald Trump, President Donald Trump, in the Fort Hood shooter case. I ain't mad at it. I'm not either. We're going to talk about that. True Crime Time Machine is going back to the execution of Eileen Wuornos, which took place on October 9th many years ago. We'll talk about that. I was going to say it's a good story, but then not a good story. But you know what I mean? It's a very interesting story. Interesting story. Flight attendants remains have been found after a year long search. She was assumed killed and she was in fact killed, but nobody knew where that body was.

3:27 A year later, they find it. Crazy story. We're going to tell you there. A Georgia man has skipped out on his bill at Red Lobster. And the way he did it is pretty wild. It's actually pretty common to what a lot of criminals do. Yeah. Actually. New York man's death on a subway recently is in the news. It's horrific. And you won't believe what caused it. We're going to leave you on a little teaser with that note. So a lot of good stories today. I'm Jim Chapman. Interesting stories. Not all good stories. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting stories. And I'm Kelly Jennings, a.k.a. That Woman. In a negative review.

4:08 Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. That woman. Hey, and if you're watching us right now. You are that girl. I am that girl. If you're watching us right now, Jim got all spiffy in a sport coat, so I grabbed his other sport coat so I could match energy. Well. Because the leggings didn't quite compare. Right, right. Well, she's got the sport coat down. That's right. So we're professional today. We're going to start off in Louisiana. How about that? A 67-year-old Baton Rouge man has been booked on charges of second-degree rape and simple robbery after police say he sexually assaulted a City Parish employee in a City Hall bathroom and took his money. Alfred Richardson was booked October 5th in the EBR Parish Prison. No bond has been set. An arrest warrant affidavit was filed in the 19th Judicial District after Baton Rouge police were contacted about a reported sexual assault. According to the warrant, the victim encountered the man in a city hall bathroom.

5:10 The man asked about housing. The employee said he would get the information from his office and meet him in the lobby. He then gave the man the County Council on Aging information, his business card, and $ 20 from his own wallet for bus fare. Nice guy, right? Way above and beyond what he had to do. Yeah. The attacker then ordered the employee back into the bathroom, and the victim complied because he was afraid of what would happen if he refused, and because the man was carrying a bag the victim feared could conceal a weapon. Inside, the attacker forced the victim to perform oral sex, then demanded more money, claiming he had provided drugs.

5:51 A service. He provided a service to the victim. Wow. Talk about a sociopath, narcissistic, everything. The victim handed over more than $ 60, according to the warrant. Investigators reviewed surveillance footage of an encounter between the victim and the suspect prior to the assault. Crime scene detectives collected DNA from the victim and the bathroom, sent it to the Louisiana State Police Crime Lab. and an unknown male DNA profile was identified. On September 30th, the victim told investigators the suspect had called his work phone, left a voicemail. He recognized that voice as the man who assaulted him. Investigators then traced the number to Richardson. On October 1st, The victim then picked Richardson out of what they call a six-pack, a lineup. On October 2nd, investigators reached out to Richardson by phone. He identified himself and they said, hey, can you come in for an interview?

6:47 But he declined that. He was then arrested three days later. A few things about this. 67 years old, you didn't just become a predator. Right. And I'm very curious to see, since they've got his DNA in that database now, if there's hits on other unsolved sex offenses. I think that'd be very interesting to see how that comes back. This is so humiliating because, number one, to be a sexual assault victim is humiliating in and of itself. But this man did all the right things. He offered services, he gave paperwork, and then gave him his own money out of his pocket. And then to be rewarded with, you know, sodomy, forced sodomy. I mean, that's just, that's sick. And what we have here is a predator. There's no other explanation for this. And you cannot convince me otherwise that he wasn't taunting him with that phone call and that voicemail.

7:46 Yeah. I would have taken that as a threat. I don't care what he said. That's part of that game. So we're going to stay in Louisiana, unfortunately, but Gypsy Rose Blanchard, which is a name if I never heard it again in my life, I'd be OK. I don't know about you, but she says that she believes her partner, Ken Urker, died of a drug overdose after he was found unresponsive in his Raceland home on his 34th birthday as a Lafourche Parish Sheriff's Office continues a death investigation. Deputies were called to a residence on Double H Drive around 615 on Thursday, October the 1st, and found Urker's body. This is according to The Advocate. Blanchard had sent him a birthday text earlier that day, but it went unanswered, and his brother Dylan later found him unresponsive in his bed.

8:29 In a statement to People on Friday, Blanchard said she does not know whether the overdose was intentional. Quote, I don't know if it was intentional or not, she said. He was not in a good state of mind lately, end quote. She also said that she was in disbelief. Quote, I can't think. I've screamed until my throat burns, end quote. A sheriff's office spokesperson confirmed an active death investigation is underway. Authorities have not publicly released a cause of death. Page six, citing the Lafourche Parish public information officer, reported that Urker was found dead on arrival, that deputies did locate a syringe and a handgun on the nightstand next to the bed, and that investigators found no evidence of foul play while the death investigation continues. Blanchard described him as the father of their daughter, Aurora, and the love of her life.

9:15 Ken was an amazing father and a man who was deeply loved. He will forever be my soulmate, my red string, a connection that time, distance, and even death can never erase. In an Instagram story, she said Urker endured an unimaginable level of public scrutiny and relentless cyberbullying on platforms including TikTok and Reddit, and that she believes the weight of that harassment had a profound impact on him. Above all, Ken loved our daughter, Aurora, she wrote. I will make sure she grows up knowing how deeply her father loved her and who he was beyond what strangers on the Internet chose to say about him. Blanchard said Urker's first she and Urker first connected while she was serving time in prison for her role in the killing of her mother, Dede Blanchard. He proposed in October of 2018. The couple split.

10:00 and reconciled more than once, got back together in April of 2024, and welcomed Aurora eight months later. Blanchard was released from prison in December of 23 after serving time for second-degree murder in the Missouri case that drew national attention to claims that her mother had subjected her to years of medical abuse. I mean, that's terrible. And when I first saw that, I saw a lot of headlines that when he first passed away, in the way, I guess this is the clickbait way they put the headlines out, you'd have thought she had something to do with it to come out. Obviously, she didn't have anything to do with it. It appears that he's overdosed, although the Lafourche, Paris Sheriff's Office is still awaiting official toxicology reports on that.

10:50 As of this recording, we don't have that. This is what bothered me about it, though, is that his sister, I saw her speaking out and she was sobbing when she was saying this, which lends, you know, some legitimacy to what she's saying. But she's saying that she wants basically Gypsy Rose to shut up. She said that they were not together, that just the night before he died, that he was disparaging Gypsy and how much he could not stand her. And basically Gypsy was trying to take Aurora and not, and this is all allegedly, I don't, you know, I'm just repeating what I heard. And so the sister goes, you got what you wanted. I hope you're happy, but you need to stop talking like y'all were together. You know that y'all weren't, he was not, you know, happy with you at all. And so if that is the case, then she uses the media to her, you know, advantage. And if that's the case, then that's kind of gross to me. That you would allude to the fact that y'all were together if you weren't.

11:47 Yeah. That's attention-seeking behavior. I mean, I guess, you know, it's her baby daddy. And so you can be mad at somebody and have an estranged relationship and then still feel horrible if they die. Yeah, like your mother? Yeah. I mean, I'm just saying, yeah. I mean, you know, Dee Dee did it for attention, guys. Dee Dee did it, you know, allegedly did everything for attention. And now here we are. And I just think that's gross, but we don't know. All right. And I don't know. I'll be honest with you. I haven't followed. I don't know a whole lot about the Gypsy Rory stuff. I haven't wanted to follow it, but for some reason it's in my algorithm.

12:28 Well, there you go. Well, we know what you think, for sure. We know how you feel about it. Well, isn't that why I'm here to give my opinion? Well, prayers out to his family. I mean, it's horrible and it's tragic. And so, prayers out to his sister-in-law who knew and loved the guy. When she did say, though, that he was subjected to torment online, I'll give some grace there that I bet that is absolutely true. Oh, I'm sure. Not everybody's built to have hate spewed on them. That's right. Like social media. Some people can take it and it does not faze them. And other people mean you say... You know, they actually care what people who've never met them, never will meet them, don't know them, say about them.

13:10 Yeah. But you can't blame them if you're not used to, if you haven't been eased into that, you know. Or you're not in the public eye. Or you're not in the public eye and then boom, it's all on top of you. I could see how that would erode. I mean, that erodes people that have been in the spotlight their whole life. Sure does. And was this an OD or did he intentionally do it? I mean, I don't, has it said yet? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. And I don't want to. guess on died. No, I don't either. So, so there's the information there. Uh, Krista Pike, of course, uh, originally when I was going to bring you this story, it was her lawyers are kind of releasing updates of her condition over time and nothing had really changed. She, at the time that I was going to bring you the next story, uh, she was apparently in a coma of some sort. Uh, but since then she has come around. She is at least talking now. Um, That doesn't mean she's pirouetting in the hospital room or anything, but she has supposedly regained consciousness and she is talking. She's using words.

14:17 I read, I'll tell you too, just a second ago, I read that she knows her own name and she knows where she is. Okay, so she doesn't have at least severe brain damage to the point that you can't communicate. She's not a vegetable like I would have guessed. I would have bet my paycheck last week. You know, I've been watching, Kelly, there's a guy on YouTube, and of course, his name is totally slipping my mind right now, but he's really a good investigative journalist. And he has been covering this case probably better than anybody. He's actually boots on the ground with this case. And he has covered some pretty high profile cases the last year and a half. done a great job on this one.

14:58 And he has a lot of people on his show that are considered experts in these types of fields. One of the guys he had on was an actual doctor who had a lot of familiarity with the drug used in this case. And this doctor said on his show, if you don't get it injected directly into the vein, there's a strong possibility you're going to survive even with 10 even with 10 grams of that drug inside your body, because it's just basically going into your skin. And it has a completely different effect. Right. So when we released our emergency episode last week, we literally jumped on the microphone with no.

15:44 Yeah, it was 30 minutes after it happened. Yeah, with no research, no nothing, which, you know— we're here to discuss it, not to be the authority on it. So that's far from right. So, um, you know, we're just trying to deduce based on what the experiences we have in our own lives, what, what we thought. Could have, what we know occurred at the time. Yeah. And so tons of nurses answered and said, It sounded like not necessarily that– well, I got different answers. Not necessarily that the vein blew because of the drug, but that– like the needle could have gone all the way through the vein. The doctor could have missed the vein. Or when he got in the vein and he pushed it, then it eroded it and it blew at that point.

16:25 Either way, a vascular issue. So then the amount, 10 grams, we even, I think, said it on air, that much going in your system, I'm like, I don't understand even if it's 10 grams, how could you possibly survive that amount of depressive state to your body? Well, I read after we recorded too that it loses 40% of its potency when it goes into the vein. So if she did get 10 grams... you know, she's still only getting roughly half of that dosage, but even half of that dosage should have been a deadly amount. Yeah. And I even, I even went and talked to a pharmacist. That's a friend of mine. And he was doing the calculations and looking at stuff up on his phone. And he's like, Oh, she's definitely going to be brain damaged though. If, if she, and then now she's talking.

17:16 Yeah. That goes to show you the gamut of nobody knows what the hell. Yeah. Uh, I just don't think, um, I don't think that protocol is ever going to happen again. No, this is wild. I think that in the research I've done, firing squad is a way to go. They die a missed instantly. There's three shots to your heart and they don't miss. There's never been anybody miss. You know, this is the first failed execution via lethal injection in history. Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. Now, there's been some botched executions with lethal injection where they couldn't find a vein and they just gave up. Right.

17:58 But this is the first one where they've actually injected and it did not work. Yeah, that's why. That I've been able to find. That's on the books. We haven't had anybody survive that because if they survived the first one, that's why the protocol was just push another one. I mean, there was nothing past that. Yeah. You know, so... Strange. So. Just damn is all I can say. All right. Speaking of not not good. Go fund me. All right. That came about for good reason. Right. People needed help. They're trying to elicit funds for medical costs or whatever. And then it morphed and it evolved. And so a Clinton high school teacher in Iowa was fired. After district officials concluded she used her classroom to pressure students into donating to a personal GoFundMe and then was denied unemployment benefits for job-related misconduct. Stephanie Mullally, a teacher in the Clinton Community School District, was terminated effective immediately on May 29th.

19:00 This was in 2026. According to an Iowa Department of Inspections, appeals and licensing document obtained by people. Administrative law judge, Joanne Golden, reviewed the case after Mullally applied for unemployment benefits. Golden found that near graduation in May, Mullally shared her educational goals with students and told them that she had set up a GoFundMe to pay for her education. In exchange for cash donations, she allegedly offered extra credit toward their grade. Some students contributed. Employer discover this is a quote. So the employer discovered that the claimant was using her position as a teacher to pressure students to donate funds to her personal GoFundMe page. And the employer then determined that the claimant had violated its teacher ethics rules and decided that it must terminate her employment. Golden rejected the unemployment claim that claimants. promised high school students in her class that they would receive extra credit toward their grade in her class if they donated to her GoFundMe account.

19:58 He wrote that students felt pressured to donate money to her personal GoFundMe page. The Iowa Capital Dispatch, which first reported the firing, said a GoFundMe under the name Stephanie Mullally was launched earlier this year to finance a July trip to Ecuador for her and her husband. The page said she would be interpreting for a medical mission team and helping bridge language barriers so that care and compassion can reach those who need it most, and that her husband would assist the team. It raised $ 140 towards an $ 1, 800 goal before it was paused. A GoFundMe spokesperson told People the platform has zero tolerance for those who seek to take advantage of the generosity of others. Terms of service ban promotions that offer rewards, monetary or otherwise, in exchange for donations. The fundraiser was removed and the full $ 140 was refunded under the GoFundMe giving guarantee.

20:48 I mean... I don't, I, there's not even much I can say on that except for, you know, with any, no good deed goes unpunished, I guess, you know, GoFundMe is something that is great for certain things, but what crooks do and criminals and people that have no, uh, ethics is they will find a way and GoFundMe has been used in the past for illegitimate stuff like this. Um, Well, the thing here, though, is she should have known better because I'll give you another example within schools. Let's say that a teacher wants to offer extra credit.

21:31 And when I was in high school, the teachers would say things like, hey, bring some treats for our Christmas event and I'll give you some extra credit. And that was just commonplace. That was normal. But we can't even do that now because– That's basically buying your grade is how it's looked at. So you can give bonus if it is curriculum related. Like a bonus question. Like a bonus question or if the student does an extra project or brings something in that is relative to class. So like if the student said, ooh, you know, I have this book I found on whatever, whatever. And they bring the book in and like they showed the class. Well, then they're not buying their grade. They're actually participating in the curriculum. But to say, I'll give you points for money. Well, then hell, why even have school? Right. She should have known better. She did know better. She didn't think she'd get caught.

22:21 Let's go into lustful lawbreakers. That was a good one. All right, so we are going to go to Florida. All right. Man, look, I think every lustful lawbreakers I've covered is from Florida or South Carolina. Something about that sun and water. You're freaky up in Florida and South Carolina, girl. Gets you warm. Gets you warm. All right, well, we're going to tell you about a nude Florida woman who was spotted pleasuring herself in public. And when police asked her about it, she told them she just wanted to, quote, Feel good.

23:12 Oh, get a little vitamin D, if you will. Everybody wants to feel good. I do. She wanted to feel good. Yeah. Investigators say that Aaliyah Waldo, who is 31, was observed by police and witnesses, quote, laying down on a pallet without any clothes on, fully naked. Waldo was allegedly seen, quote, manipulating her sexual organs. In a sexually stimulating manner. That was written very professionally. It is. In that report. That's my new pickup line. Hey, would you like to go manipulate your sexual organs in a sexually stimulating way? Yeah. If my husband's listening.

23:53 When confronted by St. Petersburg Police Department officers, Waldo reportedly spontaneously stated, She just wanted to feel good, like I told you. She was on top of a pallet directly across from an entrance to a construction site where multiple people were working at the time of the incident. A cop noted that no articles of clothing were even found in the immediate area. She arrived. She went over there, noob, bro. Charged with exposure of sexual organs, Waldo is locked up in lieu of a $ 500 bond on the misdemeanor count. Her rap sheet includes felony convictions for battery use, And prostitution and some other things. Now, when I was reviewing the actual police report for this video.

24:35 I thought you were going to say the video. I was like, you nasty. No video, unfortunately. But when I was reviewing the actual police report for this one, I read the name of the booking officer at the bottom. And I thought, well, isn't this poetic perfection. At its finest? Oh, tell me what it is. The officer's name is none other than Cherry Horning Horning. And folks, you can't make that shit up. Cherry Horning. And I'm actually showing, and if you're on the Patreon, you can see the report. The officer who filed that report, Cherry Horning. And that is a great porn star name. You don't think it's Cherie? No, it's Cherry. It is Cherry. C-H-E-R-R-I-E is Cherry. Cherie is S-H-E-R-I-E.

25:20 No, it's not. Yeah, it is. My friend Cherie doesn't spell it that way. My friend Cherie does. Well, we should let him meet. Okay. Well, that's Cherry. Well, old Cherry here also has a teardrop tattoo. I mean, not the officer. I'm sorry, not the officer. The pleasurer. The woman who wanted to feel good. The pleasurer has a teardrop. The arrestee. The arrestee. Thank you. I couldn't think of it. Words are hard. Words are hard. But yeah, she's got a nice little tat there under her eye. She has a shirt on in booking. I guess they found her one. But what are you doing, girl? What are you doing?

26:03 You arrived naked. Yeah. And you're laying on a pallet? Like a wooden pallet? Yep. And then I just couldn't get past this. I would not want to be the arresting officer on that. Like, I do not want to touch your hands, ma'am. Well, I guarantee you there were 900 officers that reported that scene. Well, they needed some sanitizer. Yeah. All right. Well, ma'am, don't do that. Kudos to you, Ms. Horning, for getting that done. All right. Now, let's talk about cocaine. Okay. If there's anything that makes a show worth listening to, it is masturbation followed by cocaine. So we're going to go to Fiji for this one. All right. And nearly 40 kilos of cocaine stored as evidence at the Suva High Court were stolen and replaced with flour. And immediately I think about how much time that must have taken.

26:51 I'm screaming inside job. So a switch uncovered when officials moved to destroy the drugs in a long running trafficking case. Police said an inspection on September 15th found that seven of the 39 cocaine bars were missing from the high court evidence room. Forensic tests on what remained came back negative for cocaine. I lost my spot. So Fiji Village reported the other 32 kilos had been filled with flour. In all, 39 kilos, about 88 pounds, tied to the case of Fiji Canadian national Joshua Aziz Rahman, is unaccounted for. The exhibits were all tampered with, and the investigation is focused on those directly charged with the management of the exhibits at the High Court Registry, police said. A person of interest is overseas and will be questioned.

27:40 Well, where did this take place? I said Fiji. Okay. So it's an international indiscretion. Yes. Okay. Oh, you're right. Mm-hmm. I missed that. Guys, we're doing an international indiscretion. Well, you're too late now. Hey, it's never too late to try, try again. All right. Value estimates vary with purity and market, but ABC News said the street value could reach about $ 15 million. Yeah, that's a lot. CNN reported the haul was valued at $ 30 million. And that says Fijian dollars. Fijians? Fijian? How do you say that? Are you Fijian? I don't know. If you're from Fiji, Fijian. That's at 30 million fission dollars, which is about 13.3 million U.S. dollars. But other media put the figure near 31 million. Either way, someone got a lot of money and a lot of coin on these.

28:27 on these stolen drugs. So Rahman was convicted in 2021 of unlawful possession and sentenced to 23 years. He was released in February of 26 after a successful appeal. Prosecutors appealed that ruling, won, and the conviction was reinstated, and he's now back in jail. In Fiji, drug exhibits typically stay at the court until appeals are finished. Police Commissioner Rusiate Tudravu, sorry if I chopped that one up, said the cocaine was placed in the high court vault in March of 21, so it's not clear when the swap would have happened. Justice Minister Saromi Turaga told Fiji One that the theft was shocking and that no one would be spared. He said it was not the first time court-held drugs had gone missing either. So that's—what? So it's already happened once, but let's keep doing it again? The case lands in the middle of a wider Pacific drug problem.

29:22 and a series of corruption cases inside Fiji's own ranks. Prime Minister Seteveni Rabuka disbanded the National Narcotics Bureau last year after 27 officers were taken to court on drug-related offenses. over three years. Fiji Police Assistant Commissioner Masaki Wakwa has said corruption has challenged the force for some time and that officers who cross the line are investigated. The Office of the Director of Public Prosecutions has pointed to police over how the drugs were stored and secured. Police say the current inquiry is aimed at the people responsible for the exhibits at the High Court Registry. Man, feed you wild with these corrupt police officers. I can tell you that. Swapping it with flour. I mean, that much. That's a lot of cocaine, man.

30:09 But that's also a lot of time. And think about flour, man. You hold a little bit of flour in your kitchen and you sneeze the wrong way and that shit's on the ceiling. Well, same thing with cocaine. I mean. How do you know, Jimothy? Please tell us. Trust me. I believe you. Back in them frat days, Operation. Back in them frat days. That's a good one. But I just, man, like this would have taken a long time to do. You would have had to have like tools to do this with. You'd think you'd need like a funnel. Yeah, I'm sure they were prepped and ready. Yeah. I'm sure they figured it out. There's no doubt about it. They told everybody, shut the hell up and you'll get a cut of this. Yeah. $ 15 million. Wow. I wouldn't even think they had all that in Fiji with, you know, it's just a small island.

30:54 Yeah. I mean, that's crazy. 88 pounds of flour. Yeah. How did they get the flour? I don't know. They had to stockpile that shit because Walmart, I don't think I could walk in right now and get 88 pounds of flour. Well, it's an island. I mean, everything's got to be flown in or shipped in. It's like Hawaii, you know? Yeah. Anyway, well, there you go. All right, let's go back to Florida. And I'm going to tell you about a 36-year-old man who is behind bars and charged with a felony offense against computer users after authorities allege he posted more than 100 TikTok videos containing the private information of two women. Now, according to the Polk County Sheriff's Office, Polk County, We love Polk County. Who's sheriff of Polk County?

31:38 Grady Judd. That's right. Mark Asiyah was arrested in April. He faced charges of stalking and computer-related offenses, and the case was closed in May. Then it was reopened September 24th, and he was booked back into jail September 30th on a felony offense against computer users. Investigators learned that this guy who reportedly described himself as a demonologist in his social media bio allegedly posted more than 100 TikTok videos about a woman. He would allegedly post about her as many as six times a day and videos allegedly included her passwords.

32:18 banking information, license plate number, and tracking information. Now, a second woman reportedly gave Asia remote access to her computer because she needed technical help. And according to the Sheriff's Department, some of her private Telegram messages showed up on his TikTok. So he was remotely accessing these computers. In addition to the computer-related charges, he was also involved in some civil stalking issues earlier this year. And he gets arrested. His bond was set at $ 35, 000. And y'all, go look up this guy. Go look up Mark Aza, A-S-E-A, and you will not believe what you see. When you think demonologist in the dictionary, he's going to pop up.

33:07 Yeah. I've never seen tattoos like that. I mean, y'all, his face is totally... Gone. And he's got upside down crosses on his forehead. Three of them. What do you expect from a demonologist? Not much. Yeah. This is so scary because, first of all, he is scary. But this is stalking to a whole new level and you're trying to destroy somebody probably because they rejected you. I'm guessing. I'm totally going out on a limb. I have no clue why. But why would you be so invested in this woman? Two women. Or these two women. Two women. Yeah. And it just doesn't make sense. I would be terrified of him.

33:52 Right. No lie. All right, now let's go to Texas. Texas gets things done, Jimothy. President Donald Trump has approved the execution by Army firing squad of of former Major Nadal Malik Hassan, who was the Army psychiatrist convicted of killing 13 people and wounding 32 others in the November 5th, 2009 attack at Fort Hood, Texas. Do you remember that? I remember when that news broke. I do. It was astonishing, right? And I know, I don't know why, but I just was like, oh my God, a terrorist got on, you know, got on Fort Hood. How could this happen? Yeah, that was everybody's first thought. Yeah. And then you saw how that went out. So If carried out, it would be the first U.S. military execution since 1961 and the first by an Army firing squad since World War II. We're making all sorts of, like, big moves with executions here. This is the year of the execution going down. Pentagon chief spokesperson Sean Parnell announced the decision Monday, October 5th, on ex-Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's recommended death by U.S. Army firing squad, and Trump then approved it. The secretary of the army will set the time and place of the execution, Parnell wrote. Judgment day for Hassan has finally come. Hegseth reposted the announcement with one word, quote-unquote, justice. Parnell described Hassan as the jihadist who opened fire on unarmed American soldiers at Fort Hood in 2009, adding that he killed 13 people and wounded 32 others while shouting, Allah Akbar. Now, Hassan, now 56,

35:25 was a medical corps psychiatrist, which just the... irony in that, I guess, is wild. So when he walked into a soldier readiness processing center at Fort Hood as troops prepared for deployments and opened fire with a semi-automatic handgun, 12 of those killed and 30 of those wounded were soldiers. A retired serviceman was also among the dead. At the time, it was the deadliest shooting on an American military base. A responding police officer shot Hassan, leaving him partially paralyzed. A military jury convicted him in 2013 of 13 counts of premeditated murder and 32 counts of attempted murder and sentenced him to death. During his court-martial, Hassan said he acted to defend the leaders of the Taliban in Afghanistan.

36:09 Because that's a good excuse, right? Right. Jesus. Hassan said he acted, let's see, he's been held on military death row at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas. Under the Uniform Code of Military Justice, a death sentence from a court-martial cannot be carried out without the president's approval. Hegseth said in September 2025 that he had asked Trump to sign off. I am 100 percent committed to ensuring the death penalty is carried out for Nidal Hassan, Hegseth told The Hill at the time. The savage terrorist deserves the harshest lawful punishment for his 2009 mass shooting at Fort Hood. The victims and survivors deserve justice without delays. The U.S. Supreme Court declined in 2025 to hear Hassan's petition, removing one remaining legal hurdle. It is not clear whether he will file further challenges that could delay the execution. Hassan is one of four people on U.S. military death row. According to the Death Penalty Information Center, the last service member executed by the military was Army Private John Bennett, who was hanged at Fort Leavenworth on April 13, 1961, after his conviction for the rape and attempted murder of an 11-year-old girl. The last known U.S. military execution by firing squad was in 1945. The Department of War told People it had no further comment beyond Parnell's post. A date and location have not been set.

37:33 Um, you know, my first question is, my goodness, that took so long. Why did it take so long? This is way back in 2009. And we're just now coming up with a method of execution for this guy. I am clearly not, uh, you know, a foreign, um, relations or anything like that. Expert never going to claim to be, but I truly in my soul and I will stand on business. Y'all can come at me. I really do not care. But I feel in my soul that it is not fair that once you have established yourself, which he clearly says he is a terrorist and that he was defending Afghanistan. I don't like the fact that you are then privy to the protections of a constitution in which you do not serve and that you are against in every way, shape and form. Hence, why you've established yourself a terrorist. So. That is one thing I'll never understand, and I get the Constitution and that, you know, everybody's got their rights to this, that, and the other, but I don't know that it's intended to protect those and use up so many resources of ours. You know what I mean? Like, so many resources that we could be putting towards mental health care for our soldiers, but we're going to invest in this jackass who set out to murder these people because he is a terrorist. I mean, he should have gotten a swift kick in the ass right after conviction. It should have been done. No delays.

39:07 But here we are. Krista Pike is still alive. And this idiot is just now getting told that he's going to die by firing squad. Those victims have lost out on all of these years of their lives. Their families have lost out on all of these years of their lives. Yet he gets to remain. Well, I can promise you his ain't going to be botched. Shit, no. Three bullets right to the heart. Good. Put him in three pieces. There you go. All right, Kelly, let's go on the true crime time machine. So let's go back to this very day, y'all. October 9th, but we're going to go all the way back to 2002. In Florida, we carry out the execution of Eileen Wuornos. She is the highway killer who tabloids called the damsel of death. She was 46 at the time she was executed at Florida State Prison, and the lethal injection actually began just after 940 in the morning. She was pronounced dead at 947. She had turned down the special last meal the state allowed condemned prisoners, a request that could have run up to $ 20. Mm-mm.

40:17 Which is interesting because some states allow you any last name you want. Florida's not like that. They say you get 20 bucks. You can have whatever you want for 20 bucks. Gotcha. Yeah. So you ain't getting nine steaks in Florida. I know like Louisiana last I was told like on like Angola grounds, they used to say last meal, whatever you want. But then they would ask for things that were just asinine to go try and find. They had a couple we covered. Yeah. Bloody Angola. Yeah. So then they changed it to you can have anything you want that can be prepared on the farm. Yeah. So, you know, that included boiled crawfish because they can get the crawfish. Yeah, so what she wanted was a cup of coffee. She had been awake since about 5.30, asked for a towel and a washcloth, washed her face, and stayed calm in the morning moving toward the path of the death chamber.

41:04 Governor Jeb Bush signed the death warrant on September 5th of that year, and psychiatrists, of course, found her competent to be executed, and thus it was carried out. Her last statement did not sound like a confession or a goodbye. She said, I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the rock and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus. I'm not saying that she was crazy, but damn, she was crazy. Yeah. The crimes that put her there ran along I-75 and the back roads of Central Florida between December of 1989 and November of 1990. Wuornos was a sex worker who picked up men in bars and along the highway, shot seven of them, usually with a. 22, took cash, cars, and belongings. The first was Richard Mallory, 51, an electronics store owner from Clearwater. He was found in December 1989 in a wooded area. Then David Spears, Charles Kardakian, Peter Symes, Troy Burris, Charles Humphreys, and Walter Antonio, who was a 61-year-old truck driver and reserve deputy. whose body turned up on a logging road in Dixie County on November 19, 1990.

42:18 She was convicted of six murders, but later confessed to the seventh. Police caught the pattern through pawned items and a thumbprint left near one of the victim's abandoned cars. On January 9, 1991, officers arrested her at what's known as the Last Resort. Interesting that it was named that. The Last Resort, which was a biker bar. Her girlfriend, Tyra Moore, agreed to cooperate, and in recorded phone calls, Moore pressed Wuornos to talk. Wuornos confessed, first saying the men had tried to rape her, and she killed them in self-defense, and later saying some of the killings were robbery-motivated. A jury convicted her, and in January of 1992, she received the death sentence. And Florida would execute her that Wednesday morning in October. The next year, Charlize Theron, who is strikingly beautiful.

43:15 My God, that woman's beautiful. And she was changed in this movie. Let's just put it that way. She nailed it. She nailed it. And I couldn't believe they could take such a beautiful woman and change them like that. But she nailed it. The movie was called Monster, and she actually won an Oscar for that. The movie made Wuornos a symbol. And the seven men she left on the side of the road did not get that treatment. And that, to me, sucks. I've actually never seen Monster, I'm going to confess. You have not? That's surprising. It's a great movie. She nailed it. She nailed that role. I meant she nailed the look, I guess, when. I said that. She nailed the role. But I haven't seen it.

43:56 You won't believe it. It's that similar. Really? I know her picture. So, I mean, I knew that she looked like her for sure. Talked like her. I don't watch a lot of movies like that. I like documentaries. I don't really watch a lot of movies. That's probably why. But now you've piqued my interest and I want to check that out. Now, one of my uncles through marriage actually had her in his car one time. So, In Florida, and it's not what you think. No, it's not what you think. So in Florida, he was in college when this was going on, and there was this big bridge. I don't remember the name of it, but I guess if you know what I'm talking about, you'll know. And he said that it was very common that the young surfers and stuff like that would just hitchhike, and people just pulled over, dropped the tailgate, you would jump on the back, and they would drive them over the bridge to the beach. And he's like it was a super common thing back then. And he said he was driving up, and he saw a girl that was thumbing it, And so he said, no, it's not.

44:53 That's the story he told you. No, no, no. No, it scared the living daylights out of him. Or was he looking for a girl? No, he was going to the beach. You walking or working? No, listen, it scared the shit out of him. So he opens the door and he's like, from afar, he said, I won't lie, from afar, she looked, you know, like a young girl or whatever. He's like, when she got in the car and shut the door and she looked at him, he knew instantly that there was a problem in his car. And he said that she was just very bizarre, very... it was just a very uncomfortable exchange. And so he said, as soon, like as soon as he came like to the bottom, he's like, get out. This is where your ride stops. And I think she said something towards him. And he was like, get out of the car. I don't remember exactly what it was.

45:36 So I don't want to say what it was, but she said something towards him that made him like heebie jeebies. Well, she was arrested a little bit after that occurred. And whenever her picture came up, he's like, I almost fell out my damn chair. Cause it was the creeper woman from the bridge. Wow. That's pretty crazy. Dang. I wonder if he's telling you the whole story. No. Cause I even said something like, sure. And he's like, bro, I'd be dead if I was taking her. I'll tell you what I'll tell you. You know, we're deviating here, but we're going to deviate on this one. This is an interesting story. Um, so I, before I did this as a courier for like now the past seven years, um, Prior to that, I was a sales manager for a paint cuttings manufacturer, so I would call on customers.

46:22 All day long. And he even created his own color. Did that for like 20-plus years. I did do that, several colors. That's why I'm bragging on it. So it was during this time. I was always on the road. Now, this particular occasion, I was in Denham Springs, and I had went to a local drugstore to pick up prescriptions. And I went through the little line and they have to fill it. So I left the prescription and you pull over to the parking lot and they have a little beeper that beeps you when it's ready. So I do that. I pull in a parking spot and I'm on the phone with the customer, actually. And we're talking about me coming by and making a sales call. And when I talk and I'm on the phone in the car, I do a lot. I'm very animated with my hands. You do that in person too. And me and this customer are pretty tight. Yeah, I do that in person too. And me and this customer are really tight.

47:14 And so I'm very animated while we're talking. We were talking about something very interesting. And a girl was walking down the road and she was working, right? I say walking, she was working. So I see her kind of from afar coming my way. And I'm still talking away on this phone call and my door opens. And this girl sits in the passenger seat and shuts the door. And I'm on the speakerphone in my car, and I'm like, hey, let me call you back. And I hung up the phone, and I looked over, and I said, can I help you? And she said, hey, baby. And I said, hey. And she's like, well, you didn't wave me over here? And I'm like, oh, no, I was on the phone with the guy.

47:58 There was a bee in the car. Yeah, I go through this big thing. I'm very animated when I talk. I'm actually having this conversation with her. She must have thought that I was waving for her to come sit in my car. And then she asked me, could I bring her to the bank? And I'm like, I'm not bringing, I told her, I said, I'm waiting. First of all, I'm waiting on something. And second of all, I ain't bringing you nowhere. Because even as a good Samaritan, when I pull out of this parking lot, LPSO is going to light me up for picking you up. So you need to go where you came from. And they're going to say, what's her name? And you're going to go, I don't know. Yes. And I would have told that story and they all would have been like, yeah, right. Sure. Oh, yeah. Sure you didn't go. Oh, she just jumped in your car.

48:40 And look, that could have been a Seinfeld episode. They like watch the cameras and you're definitely waving her over. And you're like, no, I didn't do that. I talk like that. Explains to everybody. But that is a true freaking story. No freaking way. She said, hey, baby. I'm like, uh. I love it. This is going to go over like a lead blame explaining this. Dude. I did not bring her to the ATM. That needs to be your opening story everywhere you go. Let me tell you about the time I accidentally hailed a prostitute. Yeah. All right. That's good to know, Jim. I like that story. All right. I wouldn't bring her to no ATM. Then that gun come out and she said, good, now withdraw all your money. And then she goes, my name's Eileen. Yeah. Ooh. Woof.

49:20 Okay. Let's go to Texas. All right. Now, the body of a Fort Worth flight attendant missing since March of 2025 has been identified after a fisherman found remains on a creek bank more than a year after her roommate was charged with her murder. Is it Raina Saluri? I think so. Okay. Raina Saluri, 47, worked for Envoy Air, an American Airlines regional carrier. A colleague reported her missing on June 11th of 25 after not hearing from her since March 19th. A relative said she had been on medical leave and was expected back at work at the end of March. A fisherman found the remains on June 13th of 26 on the bank of Brushy Creek, about 70 miles northwest of Fort Worth. Fort Worth Police Homicide Detective Tom O'Brien told the public. The body was sent to the University of North Texas Center for Human Identification. A DNA report completed about two weeks before early October confirmed that the remains were Soluri's. Detectives had searched the area a year earlier, which is kind of interesting, but they didn't find her.

50:23 O'Brien said the body may have been covered in mud. So an arrest warrant affidavit said local officers told investigators the creeks had flooded repeatedly since March of 25 and that the remains may have washed downstream. Dennis William Day, 67, described as Saluri's roommate and longtime friend, was booked into the county jail on June 26th of 25 and is under indictment on a murder charge. He's being held on a $ 200, 000 bond. According to the warrant, Day told detectives that he snapped and strangled Saluri with his bare hands on the kitchen floor until she died. On June 23rd, detectives returned to the home and searched it with Day's consent. They found surveillance video from March 21st that showed Day dragging what appeared to be a lifeless body from the home into the backyard at 10.11 p.m. The recording then stopped for what they called many days. Day allegedly told police he placed Saluri's body headfirst into a black trash bin, and then drove to Bowie, where he dumped her over a bridge. He had earlier directed detectives to bridges in the area, but the body was not found then. Joanne Walters, also known as Joni Thomas, was indicted... on a charge of tampering with evidence with intent to impair a human corpse.

51:37 The Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported she allegedly helped to dump the body. Her case is pending. Saluri's remains were released to her daughter, Lulu, after detectives finished their work with the body. A genaza was held in Richardson. I'm not even going to pretend that I knew what that meant, so I looked it up, and it said genaza is the Islamic funeral process, which is the ritual including washing, shrouding, prayer, and then a burial for the deceased. Organizers of a GoFundMe for funeral and travel call said American Airlines would help fly the remains to Seattle where Lulu plans to finish laying her mother to rest. They also said an October court date was moved after the identification and that Lulu plans to give a survivor's statement.

52:19 Wow. And, you know, a year later, they didn't give up. And she looks like a beautiful girl. Yeah. Sad. Sad situation. And the guy looks exactly what you would think someone would look like that would do something like that, right? Look at the hair on that cat, Daddy. Yeah, he's... And for me to talk about somebody's hair when I ain't got none, but that sucker stuck it in a light switch. He's partying in the back and there's absolutely no business at all in the front. Partying in the back. Businessless in the front. Yeah, I'm just partying all over me. Yeah, you know... It's very, it's horrible enough to know that somebody was murdered and then to not be able to find their body to even prove it. It almost in a weird way would make you wonder as her daughter, is she really dead? You know, is she really gone?

53:03 Almost giving you that hope. But then you, from what I understand, whenever this does happen to people and then the bodies are recovered, it's like learning about their death all over again because it's then confirmed. It is, but it's a blessing that they, obviously that at least they can give them proper burial like she did in this case. Yeah. That's a good thing. And thank goodness for our fishermen. They seem to find what normally wouldn't be found because of where they're working. All right. Let's go into overtime. Dang, why did I say mmm? I was very excited about that. You were very turned on about overtime. Get me a pallet. Get me a pallet and a construction site.

53:45 I mean, I was like, what the fuck? Let's go into overtime. Let's get to the nut cutting. I don't know why we made that the sound effect, but I said it. Kelly made that the sound effect. It was an accident. I said it one time and it stuck. All right, we're going to get to Georgia, and I'm going to tell you a pretty crazy story from Georgia. A 26-year-old man was arrested after police say he called 911 from a Red Lobster. And Kelly, have you ever ate at a Red Lobster? One time in my entire life. Good food. I love their biscuits. It was the one in front of the Mall of Louisiana. Man, they got the best biscuits. Well, he went there, and he calls 911, and he fakes a medical emergency all to avoid paying for his dinner. His name is Abdul Rashid, and he is accused of placing that emergency call while dining at a Red Lobster in Douglasville. Now, get this. He didn't have like a $ 1, 000 bill and couldn't pay it. It was $ 63. 77 for his food. The affidavit alleged that Rashid showed unlawful conduct during that 911 call by deception with intent to avoid payment. Local reports said the call came from the restaurant itself, about 20 miles south of Atlanta, and that the responding officers determined he was not having a medical emergency.

55:09 He was having a financial emergency. Yeah, exactly. He really has one now because he gets arrested for all of this, and his bond is set at $ 3, 000. So you just got a $ 3, 000 bond for a $ 3 dinner, right? He remained in custody, no surprise, as of when I'm reporting on this. Um, but there you have it. Fakes an emergency. I'm assuming a heart attack. Yeah. Not to pay. He might, you know, $ 63 might've thrown him in cardiac arrest. I don't know, but, stupidity at its best. But if you talk to any street cop out there, they will tell you that once the cuffs go in, go on, all of a sudden, when people realize they're actually going to jail, all of a sudden the medical emergencies happen right then. A seizure that doesn't look very seizure-y, a heart attack, I can't breathe, all of those things.

56:02 Or that's when you start fighting. When that first cuff locks, that's when you start fighting because you know, this is, okay, they're about to secure the second cuff. I'm really going to jail. Yeah, I ain't getting out of it after that. All right, this one is actually pretty sad. It makes my heart hurt. So there's a 57-year-old Brooklyn man who died Monday evening after a thin plastic shopping bag that he was carrying became caught in the doors of an A train dragging him along the platform until he fell onto the tracks, police and transit officials said. So his name is very difficult to say. It's Yaw Bohini is how I think you would say that. Yaw Bohini was getting off of a Manhattan-bound Express A train at the Utica Avenue station around 6 p.m. on September 28th when the doors closed on the bag, according to a police department spokesperson. Officers responding to a 911 call found him unconscious and unresponsive on the roadbed of the northbound A train.

57:01 Emergency workers pronounced him dead at the scene. The medical examiner will determine the cause of death. Police said that the investigation is continuing and the incident was not deemed criminal. Demetrius Critchlow, president of the New York City Transit, said video shows Boahini unsteady on his feet and he was walking with a cane, which makes it even sadder, when he boarded at Rockway Boulevard. And he was still unsteady when he got off at Utica Avenue and was carrying a thin plastic shopping bag. Law enforcement said that he was still holding the bag, described as a thin blue plastic bag, as the train began to pull away, and that he banged on the doors with his cane. Sources said that he struck a wall at the end of the platform and fell onto the tracks behind the train.

57:47 The train had already left the station, so he was not run over, and investigators are looking at whether the bag was caught around his wrist. So that would make sense. So the bag closed on the doors. The doors closed on the bag. That's what I mean. And basically drug him. Yeah. Now, the car. I know. And if you're already not steady on your feet, you can see how you could get tangled up. The car was an R211, and those trains have sensors meant to reopen the doors if they detect an object of certain size, like a hand or a shoe or a large bag, something like that. But he was carrying a plastic bag, which has no real width to it. A review of the door after the death found it was operating as intended. And they added, it's a terrible situation, but we're going to do whatever is possible to determine whether or not our equipment was part of it. Subway dragging deaths are extremely rare. In 2022, a 20-year-old man was killed after his clothing was caught in the doors of a A1 train at Columbus Circle.

58:46 during rush hour. Yeah and we don't have look neither kelly nor myself have any experience with uh subway. I mean i've ridden on them but i've never. Even ridden on them but in louisiana they don't exist like we don't have subways it would flood if it rained you'd be underwater um because we're so we're we're at sea level i mean you can't dig underground here much yeah um That being said, just one of the wildest stories I ever read on who would have thought. I mean, I'd be more afraid of. Getting— I mean, you'd think the plastic bag would rip at some point, and you'd be freed. But if your wrist is wrapped around the plastic bag, it just shrugging.

59:27 Unless it was one of those plastic bags that are like woven plastic bags, you know, like at TJ Maxx. You know, I can get those types of thin plastic bags. Those suckers, that would have drug you too. But I was always more afraid of getting like stabbed or something on the subway. I never thought about an article of clothing or a bag or something being, wow, the cause of my demise. That's terrible. Yeah. I'm not a fan of the subways. They were scary and cramped. Really? Really. Yeah, and a lady got on and sat next to me, and she was holding— Where. Did you ride on the subway? New York. Oh, you went to New York. I've been in that actual— That actual car? Yeah. That actual train car? Yes, I'm telling you. The subway was not for me.

1:00:07 A woman got on the subway next to me, and she had a cage, and it had, like, four birds in it. And she was real dirty and nasty, and I couldn't understand why she had the bird cage. And I was like, this is like in a movie where the birds die, and then that's like your sign that things are about to go bad. Mm-hmm. But I survived it. Okay. I've never ridden, never. Never done a subway. It's just like when you're at New York. What's that place with the mouse? Disney World. And they have that. Somebody. How do you not think of that? I don't know. The place with the mouse. I was having a brain fart. Yeah. Like a monorail? Sort of, but nastier. Yeah. And louder. On the ground instead of up in the sky. It's actually nothing like that. Yeah.

1:00:48 Woo! Kelly Jennings. All right. Any final thoughts? Yeah. Thank you all so much for listening. And if you're following that Lindsay Clancy or you've been following the Lindsay Clancy saga, please go check out my show, Unspeakable, a true crime podcast by Kelly Jennings. I've got a four-part series that is in chronological order, and you can kind of follow everything as it lay out. There you go. And until next time, I'm Jim Chapman. And I'm Kelly Jennings. And we're your host of Crime. Wire. Overtime.