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Dec. 8, 2024
Real Time With Reggie - Interview 1 - Tragedy and Drezz Deckard
Real Time With Reggie
Written by Tragedy Faye
Cast
Tragedy Deckard -- Tragedy Faye
Drezz Deckard -- Pontus Danielsson
Reggie Cummings/Sebastian Loveland -- Eric "Audio Aura" Hartsock
Additional Voices -- Mannly Mann
Audio by Mannly Mann Edits
© Cactus Cat Creations LLC
Transcript
DREZZ DECKARD
“Remind me again why we are here?”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Reggie invited us for an interview about our big party.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“Such a ridiculous stage name. Just as absurd as the man himself.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Come here, Let me fix your tie. It might be radio, but that doesn’t mean we can’t look our best.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“Thank you my heart. Should he not be discussing the public event? It’s not as though the entire city is invited to the masquerade. I don’t see why this matters.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“My love, might I remind you that we are pillars of this world. As such, we should demonstrate that power in softer ways. I know we had plans today - and I assure you I have not forgotten such an important moment for us.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“You have turned me into a hopeless romantic and you must take responsibility.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“I will if you do my love.”
CREW MEMBER
“Mr and Mrs Deckard. Thank you for arriving ahead of time. Please have a seat here and Reggie will be in soon.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Sure, not a problem.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“I could drag him out if it makes things move faster.”
CREW MEMBER
“I don’t think…”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“(Laughs) I’m sure he will be along any minute. Look, there’s Reggie now! Hey there, long time no see.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“Hello, as always, it is a pleasure to be in the presence of the great Tragedy Deckard, stunning as always.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“It has been some time little cherub.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“Why Mr. Deckard, always a pleasure to see you again. I wasn’t expecting you.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“(Ach) Were you expecting to have a more intimate rendezvous with my wife today? You might be able to hide your gifts from others, but not from me.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Drezzikins, Sebastian has been nothing but a gentleman and kind to me.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“But of course my dear. It is in his nature to be charming. He exudes it like a silver tongue serpent among the roses his goddess tends.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Am I missing something?”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“There is nothing to worry about, My Lady. I am sure your husband means no ill will, and I, for one, do not hold a grudge from such cold greetings.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“If you think that’s cold how about a visit to my morgue?”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“Are you that eager to get me alone? Will your lovely wife be joining us?”
DREZZ DECKARD
“Do you want to live until tomorrow?”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“Are you afraid of me satisfying her more than you can?”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“What now? ”
DREZZ DECKARD
“You have no idea how my passion consumes her body and soul. Something you could only dream of.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“I am not one to try and overshadow you, but I have been trained by the best.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“Dreams don’t count you little shit.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“(Laughs) Suck it, old man.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“Suck what? Nothing´s there, baby boy.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“Then what was the look on your wife's face when she accidentally walked into my dressing room last time?"
TRAGEDY DECKARD
That never happened.
DREZZ DECKARD
“Let’s see how you fair when flayed and hung to dry, lost and forgotten in endless darkness.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“This spiraled out of control fast. No one is killing anyone today unless I say so. What the hell has gotten into you Reggie!”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“He started it! He knows how much I hate being called that!”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Why? It’s cute.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“It’s embarrassing. Besides, let’s be honest. You know how much of a man I am.
DREZZ DECKARD
“Look you little shit, my father might have made me vow not to end your pathetic little life, but he never put a limit on how much pain I could cause you.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“Whoa…Tentacle play, You didn’t strike me as a hentai fan.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“I’m going to hurt you, badly.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“I…I don’t want to find out, and, just between you and I, above ground is my preferred method of being.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“I give up! Just don’t hurt him too much. We still have the interview to do.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“As she said, don’t hurt me”
DREZZ DECKARD
“(Laughs) Luckily it’s radio; all we need is his voice.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“It might be a radio show, but we still need the equipment and staff.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“I’m sure they will return after I put you in your place.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Look, how about we call a truce? Behind the eightball is not a position I wish to be in. I swear to keep my distance from your lady love.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“You will if you know what's good for you.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“A gentler landing next time would be great.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“(Laughs) Beggars can’t be choosers, You’re funny. A bit unusual, but you have some fans among my staff.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Lucky me”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Mmmm not really, some of them just want you as a meal.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“I suggest we get on with this interview before I continue taking my frustration out on you.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Alright alright! (Coughs) Let’s pull it together crew and get this done. I don’t want to eat through a straw tonight.”
SOUND TEAM
“Right, Sir. We are on the air in ten.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Places everyone.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Right, Drezziekins you sit next to me… um on the side furthest from Reggie.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“(Growls) No matter how far you place us I can still flay the flesh from his bones.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Later dear.”
SOUND TEAM
“May the Gods help us, 5,4,3, -, - “
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Greetings and salutations! Welcome to another episode of Real Time with Reggie. As always, I am your illustrious host Reggie Cummings. We’ve had a wide range of guests here on our show. From the friendly and some shall we say eccentric? I have an exclusive interview with two individuals you all know and love! Here with me is our esteemed First Lady, Tragedy Deckard, and her shadow of a husband, Drezz Deckard in the studio with us today to discuss her anticipated Halloween Ball.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“Why you little…”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Uhhh Thank you, Reggie, it’s a pleasure to be here.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“I am just going to come out and ask the question everyone is dying to know, what is the theme for this year?”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Well, it’s been a tough decision. Last year we went all out so it’ll be tricky to top. But we’ve been debating if we should break the norm and try a Bridgerton-style ball.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Both are great options! Although I wouldn’t peg you for a Bridgerton fan.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“How about we play peg the piggy”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“(Giggles) Why would you think that? I lived it after all.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Well… I don’t want to offend you, but your past events were a bit on the darker side.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Well, those were some interesting times… A little screaming goes a long way in setting the mood. I can’t deny that it would be different from our customary masquerade, but change isn’t always bad. Right Drezzikins?”
DREZZ DECKARD
“We wanted to usher in a new year for Darkness Falls. There will be a carnival held the same night. All are welcome to attend.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Free of charge?”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Of course, this is our gift to the home we love so dearly.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“That is most charitable of you both. Will that mean all the rides will be free as well?”
DREZZ DECKARD
“But of course. We want everyone to come together and enjoy themselves in a little sanctuary, we are all proud of.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“That’s right! All the food is going to be provided by local vendors.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“You heard it here first folks! Everything is completely free!”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“For sure, we’re also in negotiations with Eye One Fifty and hope to hold a live performance!”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Wonderful, unfortunately, we are out of time. I, for one, am looking forward to such an event!”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Thanks for having us!”
DREZZ DECKARD
“I suppose I will let you keep your arms cherub.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“You're not going to drop this are you?”
DREZZ DECKARD
“You sealed your fate the moment you opened your mouth. Tragedy did you bring the pacifier?”
“Remind me again why we are here?”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Reggie invited us for an interview about our big party.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“Such a ridiculous stage name. Just as absurd as the man himself.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Come here, Let me fix your tie. It might be radio, but that doesn’t mean we can’t look our best.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“Thank you my heart. Should he not be discussing the public event? It’s not as though the entire city is invited to the masquerade. I don’t see why this matters.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“My love, might I remind you that we are pillars of this world. As such, we should demonstrate that power in softer ways. I know we had plans today - and I assure you I have not forgotten such an important moment for us.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“You have turned me into a hopeless romantic and you must take responsibility.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“I will if you do my love.”
CREW MEMBER
“Mr and Mrs Deckard. Thank you for arriving ahead of time. Please have a seat here and Reggie will be in soon.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Sure, not a problem.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“I could drag him out if it makes things move faster.”
CREW MEMBER
“I don’t think…”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“(Laughs) I’m sure he will be along any minute. Look, there’s Reggie now! Hey there, long time no see.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“Hello, as always, it is a pleasure to be in the presence of the great Tragedy Deckard, stunning as always.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“It has been some time little cherub.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“Why Mr. Deckard, always a pleasure to see you again. I wasn’t expecting you.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“(Ach) Were you expecting to have a more intimate rendezvous with my wife today? You might be able to hide your gifts from others, but not from me.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Drezzikins, Sebastian has been nothing but a gentleman and kind to me.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“But of course my dear. It is in his nature to be charming. He exudes it like a silver tongue serpent among the roses his goddess tends.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Am I missing something?”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“There is nothing to worry about, My Lady. I am sure your husband means no ill will, and I, for one, do not hold a grudge from such cold greetings.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“If you think that’s cold how about a visit to my morgue?”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“Are you that eager to get me alone? Will your lovely wife be joining us?”
DREZZ DECKARD
“Do you want to live until tomorrow?”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“Are you afraid of me satisfying her more than you can?”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“What now? ”
DREZZ DECKARD
“You have no idea how my passion consumes her body and soul. Something you could only dream of.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“I am not one to try and overshadow you, but I have been trained by the best.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“Dreams don’t count you little shit.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“(Laughs) Suck it, old man.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“Suck what? Nothing´s there, baby boy.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“Then what was the look on your wife's face when she accidentally walked into my dressing room last time?"
TRAGEDY DECKARD
That never happened.
DREZZ DECKARD
“Let’s see how you fair when flayed and hung to dry, lost and forgotten in endless darkness.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“This spiraled out of control fast. No one is killing anyone today unless I say so. What the hell has gotten into you Reggie!”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“He started it! He knows how much I hate being called that!”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Why? It’s cute.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“It’s embarrassing. Besides, let’s be honest. You know how much of a man I am.
DREZZ DECKARD
“Look you little shit, my father might have made me vow not to end your pathetic little life, but he never put a limit on how much pain I could cause you.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“Whoa…Tentacle play, You didn’t strike me as a hentai fan.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“I’m going to hurt you, badly.”
SEBASTIAN LOVELAND
“I…I don’t want to find out, and, just between you and I, above ground is my preferred method of being.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“I give up! Just don’t hurt him too much. We still have the interview to do.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“As she said, don’t hurt me”
DREZZ DECKARD
“(Laughs) Luckily it’s radio; all we need is his voice.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“It might be a radio show, but we still need the equipment and staff.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“I’m sure they will return after I put you in your place.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Look, how about we call a truce? Behind the eightball is not a position I wish to be in. I swear to keep my distance from your lady love.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“You will if you know what's good for you.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“A gentler landing next time would be great.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“(Laughs) Beggars can’t be choosers, You’re funny. A bit unusual, but you have some fans among my staff.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Lucky me”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Mmmm not really, some of them just want you as a meal.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“I suggest we get on with this interview before I continue taking my frustration out on you.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Alright alright! (Coughs) Let’s pull it together crew and get this done. I don’t want to eat through a straw tonight.”
SOUND TEAM
“Right, Sir. We are on the air in ten.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Places everyone.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Right, Drezziekins you sit next to me… um on the side furthest from Reggie.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“(Growls) No matter how far you place us I can still flay the flesh from his bones.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Later dear.”
SOUND TEAM
“May the Gods help us, 5,4,3, -, - “
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Greetings and salutations! Welcome to another episode of Real Time with Reggie. As always, I am your illustrious host Reggie Cummings. We’ve had a wide range of guests here on our show. From the friendly and some shall we say eccentric? I have an exclusive interview with two individuals you all know and love! Here with me is our esteemed First Lady, Tragedy Deckard, and her shadow of a husband, Drezz Deckard in the studio with us today to discuss her anticipated Halloween Ball.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“Why you little…”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Uhhh Thank you, Reggie, it’s a pleasure to be here.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“I am just going to come out and ask the question everyone is dying to know, what is the theme for this year?”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Well, it’s been a tough decision. Last year we went all out so it’ll be tricky to top. But we’ve been debating if we should break the norm and try a Bridgerton-style ball.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Both are great options! Although I wouldn’t peg you for a Bridgerton fan.”
DREZZ DECKARD
“How about we play peg the piggy”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“(Giggles) Why would you think that? I lived it after all.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Well… I don’t want to offend you, but your past events were a bit on the darker side.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Well, those were some interesting times… A little screaming goes a long way in setting the mood. I can’t deny that it would be different from our customary masquerade, but change isn’t always bad. Right Drezzikins?”
DREZZ DECKARD
“We wanted to usher in a new year for Darkness Falls. There will be a carnival held the same night. All are welcome to attend.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Free of charge?”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Of course, this is our gift to the home we love so dearly.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“That is most charitable of you both. Will that mean all the rides will be free as well?”
DREZZ DECKARD
“But of course. We want everyone to come together and enjoy themselves in a little sanctuary, we are all proud of.”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“That’s right! All the food is going to be provided by local vendors.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“You heard it here first folks! Everything is completely free!”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“For sure, we’re also in negotiations with Eye One Fifty and hope to hold a live performance!”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“Wonderful, unfortunately, we are out of time. I, for one, am looking forward to such an event!”
TRAGEDY DECKARD
“Thanks for having us!”
DREZZ DECKARD
“I suppose I will let you keep your arms cherub.”
REGGIE CUMMINGS
“You're not going to drop this are you?”
DREZZ DECKARD
“You sealed your fate the moment you opened your mouth. Tragedy did you bring the pacifier?”
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