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Goodbye Tupperwear Parties, Hello Underwear Parties!
Oct. 8, 2024

Goodbye Tupperwear Parties, Hello Underwear Parties!

Today on The Milkman Show... Underwear parties! They're the new Tupperwear party... Apparently. Also, the weirdest things women do. Apple users really don't like Android users. Your biggest fear. And today's Udder News, Fun F...

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Macarena Is Very Politically Incorrect
Oct. 7, 2024

Macarena Is Very Politically Incorrect

Zoë's back! We have no idea what took so long but someone has finally translated the words to The Macarena and, suffice to say, it may not be the wedding banger we all thought. Also today, the most searched for "Is It Weird" ...

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Just How Bad IS Joker 2?
Oct. 4, 2024

Just How Bad IS Joker 2?

So... Just how bad IS Joker 2? Movie reviewer Keith Whittier shares his thoughts today on The Milkman Show. Also today: - Duality is the most attractive thing says Sex With Sue's, Sue McGarvie - Bathrobes are the new big thin...

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Your Dog Doody Duty Days Are Done!
Oct. 3, 2024

Your Dog Doody Duty Days Are Done!

It's The Milkman Show with GREAT news! Your Dog Doody Duties Are Done! Introducing the Poopcopter! Plus: - Pilot buys Pizza For Every Passenger - New words for Merriam Webster in 2024 - Social Media's effect on relationships ...

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What Your Bartender Assumes About You
Oct. 2, 2024

What Your Bartender Assumes About You

Your bartender makes assumptions about you based on the drink you order! We'll run down a few for ya! Also today: - The Poop Rule - Top names people give their cars - Parenting wins - What others wear at night - Adult-oween -...

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How To Predict If YOU Are Likely To Have An Affair
Oct. 1, 2024

How To Predict If YOU Are Likely To Have An Affair

Today on The Milkman Show... A spicy article in Redbook about how to predict the likelyhood that YOU will have an affair. Also today, two True Crime stories, The Udder News, including a dad who braved the hurricane for his da...

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She Broke In & Made Dinner
Sept. 27, 2024

She Broke In & Made Dinner

It's your Friday Milkman Show including a very bizarre True Crime story. Keith Whittier is back with reviews of Demi Moore's new movie The Substance and the latest from Halle Berry's latest, Never Let Go. (www.wittywhittier.c...

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Getting A Tattoo On A Roller Coaster
Sept. 26, 2024

Getting A Tattoo On A Roller Coaster

It's The Milkman Show! Delivered fresh every weekday! Today... A guy accepts a challenge to get a tattoo while riding a roller coaster... We tell you how it turned out. Also, what the color of car you drive says about you. Pl...

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One Hit Wonders & Your Zodiac Sign
Sept. 25, 2024

One Hit Wonders & Your Zodiac Sign

Today is National One Hit Wonder Day and someone has created a list of which One Hit Wonder suits you best, based on your astrological sign! Also today, a psychic reading from Matthew Stapley for one of our listeners who hope...

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What Women Wish Men Knew
Sept. 24, 2024

What Women Wish Men Knew

Today we do a deep dive into an article from Woman's Day about what women wish men knew. Also today, The BIG Question - things you can say at the pet store AND in the bedroom! Your answers are hilarious! Plus... This Or That ...

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Which Friends Character Are You?
Sept. 23, 2024

Which Friends Character Are You?

Friends celebrates 30 years! People Magazine has a list of which Friends character should be most like you based on our astrological symbol. Also today: - A tour of heaven from someone who's been there - Can you tell left fro...

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Useless Skills Most Of Us Have
Sept. 20, 2024

Useless Skills Most Of Us Have

Let's have some fun!!! Today on The Milkman Show - Trivial skills people born before 2000 that aren't used anymore. Also: - Every blocked family on social media? 78% have! - The worse REAL excuses given for missing work - Nap...

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Assault With A Sex Toy... Again
Sept. 19, 2024

Assault With A Sex Toy... Again

A woman has been arrested for a second time for assaulting her boyfriend with a sex toy! All the details in today's UDDER NEWS! Also today, we welcome psychic-medium Matthew Stapley who puts a listener's mind at ease after t...

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Parenting Is Bad For Your Health - US Surgeon General
Sept. 17, 2024

Parenting Is Bad For Your Health - US Surgeon General

The US Surgeon General says that parenting is bad for your health. Find out more on this edition of The Milkman Show! Sex With Sue discusses "The Scoogies", Empowerment Coach Suzie has tips on mastering your habits. Also toda...

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Fauxductivity
Sept. 16, 2024

Fauxductivity

A new word has emerged to describe how we pretend to be working: Fauxductivity. And you won't believe THS shocking stat! You told us your choices for Worst Song Of The 80s! We have the results! Today's Udder News, or, in this...

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Sexy Time Is Supposed To Last HOW LONG??
Sept. 13, 2024

Sexy Time Is Supposed To Last HOW LONG??

A new survey says naughty time should last HOW LONG?? Find out on today's Milkman Show with Zoë, Milky And A Few Sue's Too! Also today: - Friday The 13th doesn't bother most - UK MP Robbed While Speaking To Police - THE BIG Q...

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A Professional Wedding Interrupter
Sept. 12, 2024

A Professional Wedding Interrupter

A professional wedding interrupter... It's legit! We'll tell you more on today's Milkman Show - listen now on your go-to podcast platform or at www.MilkmanShow.com Also today: Bon Jovi saves woman from jumping off a bridge, I...

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Jello Chairs & Who To Picture When You Poop
Sept. 11, 2024

Jello Chairs & Who To Picture When You Poop

Hey it's Zoe & Milky! Today's show is a laugh and a half with a new health campaign in Australia that is encouraging you to picture Taylor Swift when you poop. Plus: - Jello is now selling chairs! - Sex With Sue's Sue McGarvi...

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Our VMA Predictions
Sept. 10, 2024

Our VMA Predictions

MTV's Video Music Awards are tomorrow... Zoë & I offer who we think will win!Plus... Your fitness tracker is WRONG. But it may work in your favour!Today's Fun Facts, Which Would You Rather & Why, The Groan Before We Go... Yo...

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Most Googled Text Abbreviations
Sept. 9, 2024

Most Googled Text Abbreviations

Time to fall in love with radio shows again! Today on The Milkman Show with Zoë, Milky and a Few Sues Too.... - It's National Teddy Bear Day today! - The most searched for text abbreviations - Why you may be being passed up f...

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Are You Kinda Gross?
Sept. 6, 2024

Are You Kinda Gross?

The one thing that creates intimacy like none other... Sex With Sue's Sue McGarvie joins us today on The Milkman Show Also today... How Gross Are You? - Whatcha Watchin' For The Weekend - Zoë & Milky's all new Letter Shredder...

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People Who Drive This, Sing More In The Car
Sept. 5, 2024

People Who Drive This, Sing More In The Car

The Milkman Show with Zoë, Milky and a few Sues too! Today... People who drive this type of vehicle sing more in the car! Plus... The NFL kicks off tonight! We also have other options for you to watch on TV if that's not your...

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Top Songs Of The Summer Of 2024
Sept. 4, 2024

Top Songs Of The Summer Of 2024

It's The Milkman Show with Zoë, Milky and just a few Sues! Today... Billboard has release their list of the top songs of the summer of 2024! Zoë guessed just about every one of them! It's our first visit from dating, romance,...

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Co-Worker Was Dead At Her Desk For Days
Aug. 30, 2024

Co-Worker Was Dead At Her Desk For Days

A woman was found dead at her desk after four days. Nobody noticed. A four year old destroys 3,500 year old museum artifact. Gator-wine... Man robs kid's lemonade stand, bikers have his back! Plus... Today's Fun Facts, The Ud...

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