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July 12, 2026

Alfie's A Leaf, Secret Fireworks, And Where To Find A Decent Bottle Opener

Hey it's Zoë and Milky... Just wondering if there was any good news in the city of Ottawa this week. Alfie signed with the Leafs... The Canada Day fireworks were finally set off, with no notice, The Charge are moving to CTC and the "it's just too far" crowd are killing the buzz, long lines to get to and from Bluesfest on the LRT again - and on top of it all, John can't find a basic bottle opener. This write-up sounds a lot less fun than our conversation actually is! www.zmshow.com Hosted on ...
July 4, 2026

A Stranger In The House, Then A Flood - And A Fire Too

It's Zoë & Milky... ZM! Thanks to all for being so kind to Zoë last week. Your thoughts and love are so appreciated! At the end of last week's show though, she did mention something about her house being broken into.... On top of everything else she's been dealing with. We were like, "Wait. What???" Today, we get the full story - a stranger in her home, 5 in the morning, the fear, the confusion... Also - the floods in Ottawa following another massive storm - We talk insurance and the city's...
June 27, 2026

Remembering Mr. Handsome - A Heart To Heart About Mental Health

Hey! It's Zoë and Milky! Yes, we've been away for a few weeks, and, as you'll hear on this edition of the ZM Podcast, it was so that Zoë could deal with the loss of her longtime love, the man we affectionately referred to here as "Mr. Handsome." We extend or most sincere condolences to his loving family and friends and are so sorry for your loss. This conversation is about loss, about mental health, about love, about trying to do what's best for the people who matter most to you. We hope it o...
May 16, 2026

Ottawa Summer Fun With Roper On The River

Hey! It's ZM! Today we talk to Mrs. Roper about her and 300 other Mrs. Ropers - and you should be one of them - who will be on board for an evening cruise on the Ottawa River July 24th for a girls night of dancing, drinks and dressing like the 70s TV icon! Get your tickets at www.girltrips.ca Also this week - Zoë talks more about her gig as your in-house co-host at Ottawa Blackjacks games, Tim's has plain Timbits back (Milky believes he and you played a roll in that) and why can't people just ...
May 2, 2026

Shower Beer

The Perfect Companion To Crying While Getting Clean
April 19, 2026

Should Companies Have To Reveal That You Are Talking To An Ai?

Feeling Duped After Discovering The Representative Wasn't Human
April 11, 2026

Sens, Charge And Free Comedy Shows - Exciting Times In Ottawa

Hey it's Zoë & Milky - ZM! This week, despite Milky suffering, and we mean SUFFERING from the man cold, we catch up with Ottawa comedian Lauren Lane who is launching astrology comedy nights at Laff Lounge - First show is this Thursday with an incredible lineup of local comedians who were born under the sign of Aries! And... Before the show, Christina Hearns will be doing tarot card readings! To book a reading, Christina is at https://www.christinahearns.ca/ We've got 10 tickets to give away -...
April 4, 2026

Why You HAVE To Go See An Ottawa Charge Game

Plus... Is White Chocolate Even Chocolate?
March 28, 2026

Excitement For Concerts At History Ottawa

Wallflowers, Pretty Reckless And More
March 14, 2026

Ottawa's Best Coffee Shop

Plus - Habs Fans Take Over Canadian Tire Centre
March 7, 2026

Why Do You Hate Daylight Saving Time So Much?

Plus... Leroy & Leroy Visit Ottawa
Feb. 28, 2026

Is Ottawa A City That Sexy Forgot?

We Were Once #1 On Ashley Madison's List - What Happened?
Feb. 14, 2026

Meet Ottawa Comedian Lauren Lane

Plus... Pet Names We Can't Stand And What's In Your Car?
Jan. 31, 2026

Remembering Catherine O'Hara

Plus... Drinking On The Canal
Jan. 24, 2026

The Cold, The Canal And A Club In Toronto

Getting Caught Up After A Week Away
Jan. 10, 2026

Hilariously Wrong '50s Predictions

Plus Things People Put In Their Butts In 2025
Jan. 3, 2026

Why Do Fast Food Burgers Always Look Like They Lost A WWE Fight?

Plus - Does Anyone In Ottawa Know What Direction They're Actually Driving?
Dec. 27, 2025

Why Doesn't Canada Have Its Own New Years Celebration?

ZM year end podcast recorded live today at Hometown Sports Grill! Our special guest is Andre M Proulx from BlastTheRadio.com We get caught up after Christmas - Andre got skates, Zoë got new skis! We talk skating hot spots and the love of downhill skiing and ask, if there was a skating track on Sparks Street, would you use it? And we look forward to New Year's Eve and wonder why doesn't Ottawa, and Canada for that matter, have a huge new year’s celebration? Why do we always have to tune into th...
Dec. 21, 2025

Facebook "Icks" And Grinder's Unwrapped 2025

ZM Covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in the Capital and beyond!
Dec. 13, 2025

Wrapping, Baking, Holiday Traditions We're Happy To Do Away With

Hey it's ZM! This week we get into some super fun talks about everything from trying to wrap oddly shaped items, to holiday traditions we'd be ok with saying goodbye to. We hope that will include Elf On The Shelf. How did THAT become a thing anyway??? Are you having any luck with Ai? Milky hates it and says it's not making things easier at all. Zoë, on the other hand, is using it successfully. Is this a generational thing? This year's viral TikTok food hack involves vanilla ice cream and a l...