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Dec. 6, 2025

Montreal Is Awesome And Selling A Car Privately Is The WORST

Hey! It's Zoë & Milky - back at it on ZM! Today we discuss Zoë's recent trip to Montreal - a city that never disappoints! Plus... John is selling his truck but doesn't want to do that privately because people can't be trusted. How does someone do this? Did you ever get in real trouble at school? We'll tell you why we each did. Our Spotify Wrapped could not be more different, find out why! And... Hold onto your undies - we will reveal the colour of the year for 2026! It's soooo (not) exciting...
Nov. 22, 2025

Is Social Media Showing You What You Want To See?

How Do Ottawa People Know What's Going On?
Nov. 15, 2025

Drunken Cinema And Does Anybody In Canada Even Know It's Grey Cup Weekend?

Hey it's Zoë & Milky back for another recap of the week in weird news and celebrity entertainment! This week Zoë experienced Drunken Cinema! How is this the first we're hearing about it? And Milky maintains that the CFL is such a disaster that nobody in Canada is even aware that the Grey Cup is this weekend. Also this week, the iPhone pocket and a candy cane opener are two things that the world didn't know it needed... An Ai song is #1 on the charts, the celebrities that nobody hates, why a s...
Nov. 9, 2025

Gwenyth And Opra's Holiday Lists

Tis The Season... Apparently
Oct. 20, 2025

A Woman Wrote A Book...

Best Recipes From Gravestones
Oct. 4, 2025

ZM - Go Jays Go!

It's Zoë & Milky.... Cheering on the Blue Jays like most of Canada! Meanwhile Zoë got to ride in the car on the field at the Redblacks game... Milky's feeling the effects of his new show that has him up at 5am. We discuss people who offer their opinions when their opinions were never asked for. Grrr The new Taylor Swift album is out... And OMG!! Even more exciting is Taylor's media tour so far! And that she's been inviting a number of radio personalities to her wedding. Could that bode well ...
Sept. 27, 2025

Roadside Assistance Is Of No Help At All

Milky's back from a few months away - but getting home was anything but smooth. Why do vehicles always breakdown on a highway on Sundays or statutory holidays? We discuss. Also... Cheering on the Blue Jays and giving up on the CFL. And you best believe we discuss Taylor Swift - 1 week to her new album and we're still hoping she'll be the halftime performer at the Super Bowl! Fingers crossed! This is ZM! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sept. 16, 2025

Is Taylor Swift Pregnant?

A hot take from Zoë this week on ZM! Was Taylor behind a rolling black wall to hide a baby bump??? We discuss! Also... Tims and Canadian Tire are teaming up! Franks does coffee? Both companies could offer their own version of rolling up the rims... Plus details of this weekend's Rockliffe garage sale, Milky met up with Zoë's parents in New Brunswick, The Epic Ride For Mental Health along with this week's News Nuggets, Celebrity Stuff and another game of This Or That And Why! Hosted on Acast....
Sept. 6, 2025

$34,000 For A Month Of Internet... YIKES!

Weekdays I get to tell share some of the weirdest and most wonderful stories of the day on radio stations across North America.On Saturday, I compile the "best of" and team up with the incredibly funny Zoë Thorne and bring them to you on the ZM Podcast! Live streaming on Facebook this afternoon and available on demand wherever you get your podcasts! This week: - OMG we've actually seen some work from Ottawa's "Night Mayor!" Although, we're kinda disappointed. (Shocking, we know!) - Canada ra...
Aug. 30, 2025

Taylor & Travis Got Engaged!

Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky! Just two buddies talking about their week, and running through some of the oddest and most fun news stories of the week - including a woman caught driving with stairs attached to her car, a husband who dug through 2 tons of garbage to recover his wife's rings, and WTFlorida woman arrested after dressing up like a hot dog. Also - Celebrity Stuff! Yes Travis & Taylor got engaged! We're so happy! Anything that gives people joy and provides an escape is ok by us! And don...
Aug. 23, 2025

"Skibidi," "Delulu," and "Tradwife" - New Terms In The Dictionary

Hey it's Zoë & Milky! This week we ask if you know these terms that have just been added to the Cambridge Dictionary, including "Skibidi," "Delulu," and "Tradwife". Also... The Redblacks aren't just a horrible football team, it's being played on field that looks like hell on TV. We wonder how this has not been addressed. Plus... Lil Nas X caught walking around in his undies, Joe Jonas joins the mile high club and Taylor Swift's new album will be available on... Cassette??? Need some GREAT fr...
Aug. 16, 2025

Haters, Taylor Swift & Ontario Driving Rules

Hey it's ZM! This week we discuss Ottawa Pride and how the haters are back out in full force. Taylor Swift addressed how she handles hate this week when she launched her new album! You bet we discuss that, plus we wonder IS she going to be doing the 1/2 time show at Superbowl? She left a lot of Easter Eggs that suggest she might! Zoë ran into a Karen this week and it's still buggin' her. Our dogs did dog stuff... Plus Celebrity Stuff, News Nuggets and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...
Aug. 9, 2025

Hamilton At NAC & Saint John NB Is Fantastic

Zoë & Milky get caught up after the week that was! Zoë saw her favourite musical, Hamilton, at the NAC in Ottawa and it more than lived up to her expectations! John visited the new container-ship village in Saint John NB and it's a game changer! If you're traveling to the Maritimes this summer, you should see it! Plus weird news this week, including aliens coming to earth, and a few viral trends that are just... Odd. Two friends inviting you into our conversation - just like if you were sitt...
Aug. 2, 2025

A Traumatic Week For Zoë

Hey it's Zoë & Milky... What a traumatic week for Zoë. Her dogs ended up locked in her car in the heat. What would YOU do in that situation? But that's not the only thing that happened. We talk Redblacks with a big win, amazing shows coming to Hard Rock Casino plus our takes on some of this week's oddest news stories - like a 102 year old woman arrested for flashing and what people do with their nail clippings. We dive into some celebrity stuff - yes, even Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry get m...
July 26, 2025

How About Those Blue Jays?!?!

Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky - with our weekly conversation about some of the most fun events of the past week - including the Toronto Blue Jays! Best record in baseball! Plus - they set a new record for hot dog sales, so there's that! Chappell Roan's new song gives a lotta love to Canada, we lost a number of major celebrities this week too. Also... A cat who steals undies, an influencer swims in bubbles that aren't at all what she thought they were, POO inspectors and octopus hot dogs? It's a f...
July 19, 2025

Zoë Got A Puppy!

Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky! Zoë was away last week but we're back to get caught up on Bluesfest, weird news of the week, and more! Plus... Zoë logged on to Zoom today holding a new puppy, so we'll find out what that's about! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 4, 2025

The New Hard Rock Ottawa

Hey! It's Zoë & Milky back at it! This week we discuss the new Hard Rock Hotel & Casino that has just opened in Ottawa - plus the O-TRAIN to the airport is very different than what we thought it was! Capital Ribfest at City Hall has had to cancel - we weigh in on some locations this city seems to under-utilize. Plus this week's Celebrity Stuff, and a few news nuggets as well... Including a new survey that reveals the top 10 places people say they'd like to get it on! Hosted on Acast. See aca...
June 7, 2025

ZM! Best & Worst Celebrity Kissers

Hey! It's Zoë & Milky! This hour is packed with fun conversations including... The best and worst celebrity kissers! Have you kissed anyone famous? Who was it? How were they? zoemilkman@gmail.com Also... Ottawa's Night Mayor DOES exist! And the Redblacks marketing continues to miss the obvious. A new viral trend has people putting hot peppers in their wine, World Naked Biking Day is coming up, a Call Her Daddy docu-series is out this week (we're very excited!), plus News Nuggets, Zoë's dad so...
May 31, 2025

Sounds That Make You Angry

Hey it's Zoë & Milky! ZM! This week... An internet survey has revealed the sounds that make us the most upset. Plus... What men are REALLY thinking, The 50 Best One-Hit Wonders of the 2000s, Orgy DJ's are a thing (who knew?), New Relationship Trend: Arbitrary Anniversaries. After the Scripps National Spelling Bee we present the 10 most commonly misspelled words. And this week's Celebrity Stuff, News Nuggets and more! If you love pop culture and fun conversations with friends, this hour will...
May 24, 2025

We Went To See The Ottawa Charge!

It's Z&M! Zoë & Milky! This week we'll tell you about our first ever experience at an Ottawa Charge game... In a nutshell YOU SHOULD GO! Zoë was also there for the Titans opening game! We talk about the insanity of Ottawa's roads and wonder if cyclists should require licenses. The King is coming on Tuesday, which explains all the military aircraft noise at the airport. Thanks for putting us on to keep you company while you walk! ZM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
May 10, 2025

The "Mother" Of All Podcasts (Happy Mother's Day!)

Hey it's ZM - Zoë & Milky! This week we talk Mother's Day and Zoë has some gift suggestions for your special mom! Kawartha Dairy is coming to Ottawa... We'll tell you where you can already get their ice cream here in town! The new dock at Dow's Lake! No Ottawa bar made the list of Canada's 50 Best Bars and we think that's just wrong. Does Ottawa have any good bars? We know of a few! The new police facility on Prince Of Whales Drive is sinking. Can we build anything in Ottawa that actually i...
May 3, 2025

Great Season For The Senators

Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky! This week we share our thoughts on what was a great season for the Sens but do wonder why our fans don't get the same coverage on TV as the blue and white team's fans do. Also... Poutine-fest is on, the age where your unhealthy habits begin to affect you, Smile Cookies, McHappy Day coming up and we'll be at Nurse's Week again this year! Where are the teenagers who are willing to work? Do teens today mow lawns? Babysit? We share memes we've seen, and it's another rou...
April 27, 2025

Other Ways To Say EFF YOU

It's ZM - Zoë & Milky! This week we talk about The Sens still being in the playoffs, and the ridiculous "Go Habs Go" controversy in Montreal. Patios are being fined for being a few inches on the sidewalk in Ottawa - For the third week in a row we ask "Where is this Night Mayor of ours??? Bueller... Bueller... Buller..." What's your favourite alternative term to tell someone EFF YOU? We have a fun list... Plus a list of new abbreviations your kids are using when texting. You'll want to be awar...