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June 14, 2021

Episode 62: "This Episode is sponsored by Planned Parenthood"

Back 2 Back episodes like we promised. The general consensus post recording was "that was really good", so tweet us and let us know your thoughts. On this episode, we discuss : - Mayowa's pregnancy and how we're going to fi...

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June 9, 2021

Episode 61: "Celebrity Fight Club"

We're back again! Hopefully for good this time. TMT KOJ and Mayowa return to the greatest podcast made by 3 Yoruba guys in their late 20's. We have fun discussing celebrity fights, Villain origin stories and life. --- Send...

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Jan. 12, 2021

Episode 60: "In 2017, my Uber driver lied to me for 25 mins straight"

On this episode, we ride with KOJ in his 2017 Uber on the way to the club. KOJ's driver shares a 5-star story. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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Nov. 17, 2020

Episode 59: "TMT Is A BAD Person"

Back2Back Submaroach? It's not Christmas but it sure as hell feels like it. P.S There's A LOT of unnecessary singing on this episode. Sorry! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-a...

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Nov. 12, 2020

Episode 58: "Everybody Gonna Catch This Accountability"

The Boys are back and they discuss Nigeria, Nigerian Music, Nigerian Grandparents, and some other one Nigeria related topics. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/messa...

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Aug. 5, 2020

Scammarine & A Love (Run It Up)

Love Scams because Love is a Scam #DontLeaveMe --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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July 12, 2020

Episode 57: Director Of Cum(s)

MAYOWA IS BACK and his NEW JOB is NASTY!! Get into this new episode where the boys throw it back with the original cast!! We talk OnlyFans, HushPuppi, Nigeria, and some other stuff!! Enjoy --- Send in a voice message: http...

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June 26, 2020

"Broke Up W/ Naija"

NEW SUBMARINE AND A ROACH MUSIC: BROKE UP WITH NAIJA --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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June 21, 2020

Episode 56: "The Racism In Madonna's Kitchen" ft @Tabiyonce

Today's episode touches on social justice and the we get to experience the lads through a different lens as guest Tabiyonce asks KOJ and TMT a couple questions. Enjoy!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spoti...

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May 27, 2020

Episode 55: "Ma, You Fine! But Your #WipeItDown Is Off Beat"

TMT raps and sings, KOJ does spoken word. The range, THE RANGE!!! On this episode the guys tell stories about dishonesty. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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April 5, 2020

Episode 54: "BURNA BOY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD"

BURNA IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD. WATCH OUT FOR THE BABY GIANT BUJU. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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March 26, 2020

In These Times V

This was supposed to be a test run ... but vibes mahn! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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March 20, 2020

"In These Times IV"

Social distancing as friends --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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March 20, 2020

Penis Punish. Penance?

Digging into archives cos delays are bound to happen #InTheseTimes --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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March 18, 2020

"In These Times III"

Bring the "From Home", keep the "Work"! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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March 17, 2020

"In These Times II"

Work from home day 2 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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March 16, 2020

"In These Times"

A new dawn --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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Dec. 9, 2019

Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread"

Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread" by Submarine And A Roach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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July 30, 2019

Episode 52: "I Like Fucking And My Bitches Call Me Fucker"

What starts off as a timeline interaction, turns into a phone call and then an episode of the podcast. Listen to TMT and KOJ talk about absolutely nothing and everything at the same time, in this artistic expression of comedi...

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July 8, 2019

Episode 51: "Your waist? Cutie"

Episode 51 features guest co-host, Lami from the Wheel It Podcast. On this episode, we discuss music, Love Island and male-to-male compliments. Lol. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sh...

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May 24, 2019

Episode 50: "One Thing I Will Not Be Purchasing On Al Gore's Internet…

For episode 50, we have an OG Submaroach episode with just TMT and KOJ. The lads discuss LOADS(wink) of things including; the United Kingdom and it's mediocre society (SHOTS!), parenting, TMT's tinder escapades and ways to av...

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April 23, 2019

Episode 49: "Igbo Women Don't Drink Beer, They Drink Stout"

On this episode, we follow up on Elizabeth Holmes and she inspires a conversation on some big Nigerian scams. We also discuss slavery, KOJ mentions being taught about the pros and cons of masturbation in JS2 Integrated Scienc...

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April 16, 2019

Episode 48: "Jungle Fever & Other Racist Stories"

On this episode, KOJ joins Mayowa in self-employment and the boys delve into some more wyt people content, specifically wyt women. They also discuss Burna Boy's Sway interview and pay their respects to Nipsey Hussle. Enjoy! ...

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March 27, 2019

Episode 47: "Martin Luther KOJ" ft. Exclusive Music from AYLØ

On this Episode KOJ reveals he intends to be the next MLK Jr. and shares his reasons. Mayowa fires his staff for not reading a book, talk about becoming the boss you hate. And TMT reveals to the world the dangers of beating y...

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