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Episode 251: "BTS" // LIVE SHOW TICKETS OUT NOW
March 30, 2026

Episode 251: "BTS" // LIVE SHOW TICKETS OUT NOW

!!!! LIVE SHOW TICKETS OUT NOW !!!! TICKETS FOR THE SUBMAROACH LIVE SHOW "PIVOT" ARE NOW ON TIX. BUY NOW OR WE WILL END THE POD AND BECOME RAPPERS. EXCEPT TMT. HE IS ALREADY A RAPPER. https://tix.africa/discover/submarine-and...

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Episode 250: "Who dey shop?"
March 24, 2026

Episode 250: "Who dey shop?"

On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj discuss the worldwide campaign against swag. In no particular order, we're talking Timothee Chalamet (again), and the parallels between Marty Supreme and Diddy, Nigerian righteous in...

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Episode 249: "Only Country in the world where the Centre is considered North"
March 16, 2026

Episode 249: "Only Country in the world where the Centre is considere…

On Episode 249 of Submaroach , Koj, TMT, and Mayowa cover a wild range of topics—from deeply personal stories to internet nonsense and reality TV chaos. TMT opens up about childhood trauma and how early experiences shape the ...

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Episode 247: "Glazing is a lifestyle"
March 2, 2026

Episode 247: "Glazing is a lifestyle"

The boys are back and this week we're discussing the BAFTA's, The lack of Peace in the Middle East, AI as research, NEPO baby's over the age of 50. Koj gets into his new trivia project, Mayowa let's us in on some of his child...

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Episode 246: “Angry Old Men Yelling at Young People”
Feb. 16, 2026

Episode 246: “Angry Old Men Yelling at Young People”

On Episode 246 of Submaroach , Koj, TMT, and Mayowa lean fully into the chaos. The title says it all. This one is generational tension, conspiracy conversations, fake romance pressure, and soft-life delusion all rolled into o...

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Episode 245: "Your Toes are a Mess, You need to see a Pediatrician"
Feb. 2, 2026

Episode 245: "Your Toes are a Mess, You need to see a Pediatrician"

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “Your Toes are a Mess, You need to see a Pediatrician” hosted by TMT, Mayowa & Koj. A self-care mix-up becomes a doorway into ...

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Episode 244 :"S.T.I - Seyi Tinubu's Internet"
Jan. 27, 2026

Episode 244 :"S.T.I - Seyi Tinubu's Internet"

Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—presents “Seyi Tinubu’s Internet,” hosted by TMT & Koj. The boys kick off with money talk: childhood class realities, why degrees don’t gua...

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Episode 243: "Protect Your Towel" ft Jake Tapper
Jan. 19, 2026

Episode 243: "Protect Your Towel" ft Jake Tapper

On Episode 243 of Submaroach , Koj, TMT, and Mayowa are back with another wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation covering football drama, music culture, fitness delusions, and the future of storytelling. The boys break down th...

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Episode 242: "2026 Predictions - Nostradamus vs Adeboye"
Jan. 13, 2026

Episode 242: "2026 Predictions - Nostradamus vs Adeboye"

Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria, presents “2026 Predictions: Nostradamus vs Adeboye,” hosted by Mayowa, TMT, and Koj. Quatrains meet altar calls as the boys translate two...

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Episode 241: "It's 2026 and OkuntaKinte is Still Here???"
Jan. 5, 2026

Episode 241: "It's 2026 and OkuntaKinte is Still Here???"

Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—presents Episode 241, “It’s 2026 and OkuntaKinte is still here???,” hosted by Mayowa, TMT & Koj. This week, the boys wade into Lagos’ under...

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Episode 240: "Everywhere is Nigeria and Nigeria is Everywhere"
Dec. 22, 2025

Episode 240: "Everywhere is Nigeria and Nigeria is Everywhere"

Submarine and A Roach —Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—is back. This week, TMT & Koj dig into a truth every Millennial in the diaspora eventually learns: no matter how far you travel, you can’t...

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Episode 239: "We Must Credit Nnamdi Kanu & Mr Eazi for Detty December"
Dec. 8, 2025

Episode 239: "We Must Credit Nnamdi Kanu & Mr Eazi for Detty December"

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “We Must Credit Nnamdi Kanu & Mr Eazi for Detty December,” hosted by TMT & Koj. A quick Yoruba linguistics lesson kicks things...

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Episode 238:"The Danish Inception."
Dec. 1, 2025

Episode 238:"The Danish Inception."

Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj on Submarine and A Roach. Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast for Episode 238, "The Danish Inception." The boys kick things off with their usual nonsense, diving straight into the chaotic and hi...

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Episode 237: "Every Good Girl Deserves A Bad Boy"
Nov. 24, 2025

Episode 237: "Every Good Girl Deserves A Bad Boy"

Join Tmt. Mayowa and Koj on Submarine and A Roach —Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 237, “Every Good Girl Deserves A Bad Boy.” Tmt starts off choosing joy as the boys open in classic Submaroach fashion: ta...

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Episode 236: "Nothing to see here — yet"
Nov. 17, 2025

Episode 236: "Nothing to see here — yet"

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 236, “Nothing to see here — yet.” Love isn’t dead; it’s everywhere, even on Twitter. TMT opens with a Sund...

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Episode 235: "Detty December is Human Trafficking"
Nov. 10, 2025

Episode 235: "Detty December is Human Trafficking"

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “Detty December is Human Trafficking,” hosted by TMT & Koj. Every December, Lagos becomes a conveyor belt of bodies, bottles, ...

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Episode 234: "Meek & Horny"
Nov. 3, 2025

Episode 234: "Meek & Horny"

Join Koj, TMT & Mayowa on Submarine and A Roach— Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast —for Episode 234, “Meek & Horny.” It’s a high-energy catch-up that zigzags from Lagos banter to Toronto life, politic...

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Episode 233: "L is for Lekki and Q is for Kwara"
Oct. 26, 2025

Episode 233: "L is for Lekki and Q is for Kwara"

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast — for Episode 233, “L is for Lekki and Q is Kwara,” a wide-ranging conversation that moves from Lagos nightlife to t...

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Episode 232: It's massive baby
Oct. 15, 2025

Episode 232: It's massive baby

Join Mayowa and Tmt on Submarine and A Roach. Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for a fast, unfiltered catch-up on life lately, packed with sharp jokes and hot takes. This week they riff on the E! boa...

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Episode 231: "Reality TV is for the mentally ill"
Oct. 6, 2025

Episode 231: "Reality TV is for the mentally ill"

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast —for an unfiltered deep dive into reality TV, celebrity culture, music, politics, and Lagos life . This week, the gu...

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Episode 230.5: "How Can You Rapture When You're Covered in Oil?"
Sept. 29, 2025

Episode 230.5: "How Can You Rapture When You're Covered in Oil?"

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast —for a fresh-year reset packed with cultural reflections, chaos, and church gist. Kicking off with theme music that ...

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Episode 230: "Remi Tinubu is Either Hillary Clinton or Bob Risky"
March 31, 2025

Episode 230: "Remi Tinubu is Either Hillary Clinton or Bob Risky"

Welcome to another chaotic chapter of Submarine and A Roach , Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast , hosted by Tmt and Koj—your favorite agents of unserious national commentary. This week’s episode kicks...

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Episode 229: "He Without Sin Cast The First Egg"
March 24, 2025

Episode 229: "He Without Sin Cast The First Egg"

In this episode of Submarine and A Roach , Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj explore the nuances of perception and intent in daily interactions. They delve into how individuals' act...

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