Episodes

On Episode 253 of Submaroach, TMT and Mayowa are joined by special guest Abimisola, host of Japa Diaries. The number one podcast about documenting the real experiences of African immigrants navigating life in the diaspora. This episode serves as a send-off before the boys take a well-earned break, and it’s packed with stories, reflections, and the usual insane humor. Abimisola shares her personal journey, how her background shaped her perspective, and what led her to create Japa Diaries. The c...

On Episode 252 of Submaroach, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa return with another chaotic blend of politics, pop culture, and completely unnecessary personal revelations. The boys kick things off by unpacking Donald Trump’s Easter message to Iran, trying to make sense of the tone, timing, and what it says about global politics in 2025. From there, they dive into the rise of false prophet influencers—the internet personalities blurring the lines between political awareness, performance, and outright manipu...

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On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj discuss the worldwide campaign against swag. In no particular order, we're talking Timothee Chalamet (again), and the parallels between Marty Supreme and Diddy, Nigerian righteous indignation scaring people, and childhood trauma. The boys bounce around the ideas of working through depression, Korty's brilliant piece with Asake and TMT gives his review and experience of seeing Project Hail Mary at the theatre.

On Episode 249 of Submaroach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa cover a wild range of topics—from deeply personal stories to internet nonsense and reality TV chaos. TMT opens up about childhood trauma and how early experiences shape the way people deal with conflict, relationships, and life as adults. The conversation then pivots to the internet, where the boys discuss the explosion of tribal impressions on TikTok. From there, they dive into shady property development in Lagos, the endless cycle of question...

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The boys are back and this week we're discussing the BAFTA's, The lack of Peace in the Middle East, AI as research, NEPO baby's over the age of 50. Koj gets into his new trivia project, Mayowa let's us in on some of his childhood lore and TMT talks about his new Tiktok project.

On Episode 246 of Submaroach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa lean fully into the chaos. The title says it all. This one is generational tension, conspiracy conversations, fake romance pressure, and soft-life delusion all rolled into one. The boys revisit the rise of nepopiano , Afrobeats made by rich kids and ask whether it’s evolution, industry nepotism, or just old heads hating on the new wave. From there, they wade into the ever-murky waters of the Epstein files, internet speculation, power, and the p...

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “Your Toes are a Mess, You need to see a Pediatrician” hosted by TMT, Mayowa & Koj. A self-care mix-up becomes a doorway into the week: grooming, adulthood, and why your feet and your feelings both need maintenance. From there, the boys sprint through culture and campus—high-school rivalries, university choices, and school counselors who reroute destinies. Film heads get a quick review of One Batt...

Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—presents “Seyi Tinubu’s Internet,” hosted by TMT & Koj. The boys kick off with money talk: childhood class realities, why degrees don’t guarantee a soft life, and how “education vs. wealth” plays out in real families. Geography nerdery slides in next: is Greenland effectively an extension of Denmark, and which country secretly wins the “most time zones” trick? (Hint: France.) Plus, Koj's trivia plans with Toro...

On Episode 243 of Submaroach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa are back with another wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation covering football drama, music culture, fitness delusions, and the future of storytelling. The boys break down the AFCON controversy involving Morocco, asking whether it was smart gamesmanship or straight-up cheating. They talk new music spcifically Asake and Wizkid's project and what that could entail. There’s a hilarious debate on what actually counts as a workout in 2025, followed...

Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria, presents “2026 Predictions: Nostradamus vs Adeboye,” hosted by Mayowa, TMT, and Koj. Quatrains meet altar calls as the boys translate two very different prophets for 2026. Nostradamus’ “thunderbolt” and “blood flowed” are remixed into cancel-culture hazards and pregnancy hopes. Pastor Adeboye’s 2026 notes include: “more remarkable than 2025,” stronger winds, more opportunities, less hunger, SMEs blooming, a...

Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—presents Episode 241, “It’s 2026 and OkuntaKinte is still here???,” hosted by Mayowa, TMT & Koj. This week, the boys wade into Lagos’ underground queer party scene, discussing the implications of visibility and the dangers it poses to individuals within that community. It delves into the activism surrounding queer representation in Nigeria, the cultural dynamics within families, and reflections on significant ...

Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—is back. This week, TMT & Koj dig into a truth every Millennial in the diaspora eventually learns: no matter how far you travel, you can’t outrun the Naij inside of you. The Millennial Reality Check: The boys open with the “Millennial Dream” and the corporate bias that still favors the married-with-kids crowd. From ballot boxes to boardrooms, they land on a thesis: the world isn’t as progressive as it pretend...

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “We Must Credit Nnamdi Kanu & Mr Eazi for Detty December,” hosted by TMT & Koj. A quick Yoruba linguistics lesson kicks things off (“Ten is happening,” decoded), before the boys audit Detty December’s origin story: did Nnamdi Kanu inadvertently shift December migration patterns—and did Mr Eazi brand the season by popularising “Detty” through his many Detty events? They trade receipts, timelines, ...

Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj on Submarine and A Roach. Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast for Episode 238, "The Danish Inception." The boys kick things off with their usual nonsense, diving straight into the chaotic and hilarious world of tiktok reverse love scam racism. The conversation takes a darker turn as they explore the rise of alté serial killers via.......sigh.....music. Then, in true Submaroach fashion, they switch gears to African accents in Hollywood by way of Stella Damascus. ...

Join Tmt. Mayowa and Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 237, “Every Good Girl Deserves A Bad Boy.” Tmt starts off choosing joy as the boys open in classic Submaroach fashion: talking nonsense. They talk Wike, and the surreal reality of Nigerians rooting for a soldier five years after #EndSARS—proof that we are in a true state of higi-haga. Culture chat follows: alté anxiety, Lady Donli being the one artist Tmt openly fears, and his doomed attempt ...

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 236, “Nothing to see here — yet.” Love isn’t dead; it’s everywhere, even on Twitter. TMT opens with a Sunday sermon on tenderness before the boys autopsy the week’s millennial exodus—timelines scrubbed, handles vanished, and a decade of tweets dug up like generational curses. “Chaos is a ladder,” they joke, then climb right into it: cancel culture vs. shamelessness, victimhood ...

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “Detty December is Human Trafficking,” hosted by TMT & Koj. Every December, Lagos becomes a conveyor belt of bodies, bottles, and bravado—an economy of daytime festivals that start too late for the sun, beach days that turn into boat-hopping on the Lagos Lagoon, and selfies in the red-light district otherwise known as Lagos traffic. It’s our annual rite of passage: equal parts pilgrimage and punis...

Join Koj, TMT & Mayowa on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 234, “Meek & Horny.” It’s a high-energy catch-up that zigzags from Lagos banter to Toronto life, politics, and pure nonsense—nimble like Simone Biles. The boys open with a chaotic drink check (green tea, Heineken 0.0, Lasena Water, and tales of expired zero-alcohol beer), plus a medicinal detour into Aboniki and why “stiff” needs context. From there, Koj’s moving diaries turn i...

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast — for Episode 233, “L is for Lekki and Q is Kwara,” a wide-ranging conversation that moves from Lagos nightlife to terrorism, tech, and stand-up comedy without taking a breath. This episode starts with stories from Tmt’s weekend driving around Lagos with non-alcoholic beer. Keeping things halal, the guys dive into literature and Boko Haram, reflecting on how books and storytelling shape ...

Join Mayowa and Tmt on Submarine and A Roach. Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for a fast, unfiltered catch-up on life lately, packed with sharp jokes and hot takes. This week they riff on the E! boat race and a bunch of ridiculous pop culture spectacles, dive into American politics and Nigerian politics, unpack the latest Twitter/X drama, and perform the annual tradition of Seyi Tinubu glazing....plus a ton of other ridiculous topics they somehow make make sense. Exp...

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for an unfiltered deep dive into reality TV, celebrity culture, music, politics, and Lagos life. This week, the guys unpack the representation of Black culture in Hollywood by African Immigrants, the absurdity (and psychology) of reality TV, and the relationship dynamics on Love Is Blind. They explore how fame affects mental health, why child stars struggle, and how growing up in public af...

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for a fresh-year reset packed with cultural reflections, chaos, and church gist. Kicking off with theme music that actually sets the tone, the boys dive into childhood, parenting (hello, impulse control), and why certain social encounters still trigger anxiety. From there, Submaroach’s Sunday brain meets Pastor Iren, CCI Church, and the mighty Anointing Oil—which prompts the question of th...