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Submarine and A Roach

Submarine and A Roach

This show is about how 3 brave modern-day revolutionaries contribute to the advancement of the culture 1 hilarious episode at a time.

Recent Episodes

Episode 251: "BTS" // LIVE SHOW TICKETS OUT NOW
March 30, 2026

Episode 251: "BTS" // LIVE SHOW TICKETS OUT NOW

!!!! LIVE SHOW TICKETS OUT NOW !!!! TICKETS FOR THE SUBMAROACH LIVE SHOW "PIVOT" ARE NOW ON TIX. BUY NOW OR WE WILL END THE POD AND BECOME RAPPERS. EXCEPT TMT. HE IS ALREADY A RAPPER. https://tix.africa/discover/submarine-and...
Episode 250: "Who dey shop?"
March 24, 2026

Episode 250: "Who dey shop?"

On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj discuss the worldwide campaign against swag. In no particular order, we're talking Timothee Chalamet (again), and the parallels between Marty Supreme and Diddy, Nigerian righteous in...
Episode 249: "Only Country in the world where the Centre is considered North"
March 16, 2026

Episode 249: "Only Country in the world where the Centre is considered North"

On Episode 249 of Submaroach , Koj, TMT, and Mayowa cover a wild range of topics—from deeply personal stories to internet nonsense and reality TV chaos. TMT opens up about childhood trauma and how early experiences shape the ...
Episode 247: "Glazing is a lifestyle"
March 2, 2026

Episode 247: "Glazing is a lifestyle"

The boys are back and this week we're discussing the BAFTA's, The lack of Peace in the Middle East, AI as research, NEPO baby's over the age of 50. Koj gets into his new trivia project, Mayowa let's us in on some of his child...
Episode 246: “Angry Old Men Yelling at Young People”
Feb. 16, 2026

Episode 246: “Angry Old Men Yelling at Young People”

On Episode 246 of Submaroach , Koj, TMT, and Mayowa lean fully into the chaos. The title says it all. This one is generational tension, conspiracy conversations, fake romance pressure, and soft-life delusion all rolled into o...

About the Hosts

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Kalakuta Koj

Kalakuta KOJ, is a self-proclaimed Professional Fun Guy. By day, you'll find him living up to his title as Burna Boy's number 1 fan, while simultaneously doling out advice that, admittedly, may not be of much use to anyone of sound mind.

Dubbed the "R&B Papi", nightfall often finds him brooding over tunes that champion the art of Dirty Mackin’. #MakeDirtyMackinGreatAgain

Above all, he revels in a hearty laugh—though be warned, might just be at your expense.

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Mayowa

By far the sanest of the trio, Mayowa is always listening to podcasts, supporting Mikel Arteta’s Red Army, or compiling evidence to validate his theory that Mad Men is the greatest show to grace our television screens.

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TMT

As a Lawyer, podcaster Producer, rapper, yapper, actor, DJ, wine maker, tug boat captain and amateur psychologist, TMT manages to be still show up consistently as the face of chaos on what is already a chaotic podcast. Do with that what you will.