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Submarine and A Roach

Submarine and A Roach

This show is about how 3 brave modern-day revolutionaries contribute to the advancement of the culture 1 hilarious episode at a time.

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Episode 253: “Japa Diaries” ft. Abimisola
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April 27, 2026

Episode 253: “Japa Diaries” ft. Abimisola

On Episode 253 of Submaroach, TMT and Mayowa are joined by special guest Abimisola, host of Japa Diaries. The number one podcast about documenting the real experiences of African immigrants navigating life in the diaspora. This episode serves as a send-off before the boys take a well-earned break, and it’s packed with stories, reflections, and the usual insane humor. Abimisola shares her personal journey, how her background shaped her perspective, and what led her to create Japa Diaries. The c
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Episode 252: "TMT’s Legs"
April 6, 2026

Episode 252: "TMT’s Legs"

On Episode 252 of Submaroach, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa return with another chaotic blend of politics, pop culture, and completely unnecessary personal revelations. The boys kick things off by unpacking Donald Trump’s Easter message to Iran, trying to make sense of the tone, timing, and what it says about global politics in 2025. From there, they dive into the rise of false prophet influencers—the internet personalities blurring the lines between political awareness, performance, and outright manipu
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Episode 251: "BTS" // LIVE SHOW TICKETS OUT NOW
March 30, 2026

Episode 251: "BTS" // LIVE SHOW TICKETS OUT NOW

!!!! LIVE SHOW TICKETS OUT NOW !!!! TICKETS FOR THE SUBMAROACH LIVE SHOW "PIVOT" ARE NOW ON TIX. BUY NOW OR WE WILL END THE POD AND BECOME RAPPERS. EXCEPT TMT. HE IS ALREADY A RAPPER. https://tix.africa/discover/submarine-and-a-roach-live-show?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio
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Episode 250: "Who dey shop?"
March 24, 2026

Episode 250: "Who dey shop?"

On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj discuss the worldwide campaign against swag. In no particular order, we're talking Timothee Chalamet (again), and the parallels between Marty Supreme and Diddy, Nigerian righteous indignation scaring people, and childhood trauma. The boys bounce around the ideas of working through depression, Korty's brilliant piece with Asake and TMT gives his review and experience of seeing Project Hail Mary at the theatre.
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Episode 249: "Only Country in the world where the Centre is considered North"
March 16, 2026

Episode 249: "Only Country in the world where the Centre is considered North"

On Episode 249 of Submaroach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa cover a wild range of topics—from deeply personal stories to internet nonsense and reality TV chaos. TMT opens up about childhood trauma and how early experiences shape the way people deal with conflict, relationships, and life as adults. The conversation then pivots to the internet, where the boys discuss the explosion of tribal impressions on TikTok. From there, they dive into shady property development in Lagos, the endless cycle of question
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Episode 248: "OZEMPIC LIVES MATTER - Part II"
March 9, 2026

Episode 248: "OZEMPIC LIVES MATTER - Part II"

Coming soon...
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About the Hosts

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Kalakuta Koj

Kalakuta KOJ, is a self-proclaimed Professional Fun Guy. By day, you'll find him living up to his title as Burna Boy's number 1 fan, while simultaneously doling out advice that, admittedly, may not be of much use to anyone of sound mind.

Dubbed the "R&B Papi", nightfall often finds him brooding over tunes that champion the art of Dirty Mackin’. #MakeDirtyMackinGreatAgain

Above all, he revels in a hearty laugh—though be warned, might just be at your expense.

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Mayowa

By far the sanest of the trio, Mayowa is always listening to podcasts, supporting Mikel Arteta’s Red Army, or compiling evidence to validate his theory that Mad Men is the greatest show to grace our television screens.

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TMT

As a Lawyer, podcaster Producer, rapper, yapper, actor, DJ, wine maker, tug boat captain and amateur psychologist, TMT manages to be still show up consistently as the face of chaos on what is already a chaotic podcast. Do with that what you will.