Episodes

In this episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by Femi Awoniyi, the host of "My Innovation Story", a podcast that highlights the journeys of African founders. Together, they tackle a wide range of topics, mixing humor with insights. 1. TMT’s New Crush: The boys kick off with a hilarious deep dive into TMT’s latest crush, sharing their thoughts and plenty of laughs along the way. 2. Road Rage Stories: Each host recounts their wildest road rage episodes, offering a blend of...

Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with hosts Mayowa, Koj, and TMT as they explore a mix of compelling and comedic topics! In this episode, TMT recounts his unexpected Saturday night rave in shorts after initially setting out to avoid the nightlife. The conversation then shifts to the guys reminiscing about their first encounters with parental discipline, with Koj revealing how those experiences might have steered him away from becoming a beggar or Nigerian politician. The t...

Join Koj and TMT in this dynamic episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a whirlwind of engaging topics and hilarious tales! The episode kicks off with a wild text TMT received in response to his IG story, sparking a conversation about dating and perceptions. The guys reflect on previously trying to book Kolamide, who was on a wild chase to retrieve his lost AirPods in Lagos. Koj shares his BBQ adventures, while Kolamide recaps his busy weekend, from hosting a real estate event to s...

In this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj are joined by special guest Mr. Ina, the founder of Boho Funk, for a lively and engaging discussion. They dive into a mix of creative ventures, media updates, and legal news, all wrapped in their signature humour. 1. Boho Funk’s New Vintage Store: Mr. Ina talks about his innovative new vintage store and creative hub, Boho Funk, which is set to open on the 31st of August and the 1st of September. Get the inside scoop on what makes this space unique and ...

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on this week’s Submarine and a Roach for a laughter-filled episode tackling a variety of intriguing and comedic topics: Kanye West as a Concept: The guys dive into the idea of Kanye West being more of a concept than a human being. LinkedIn Adventures: Tmt and Koj share their contrasting LinkedIn habits – Tmt logs in every few months, while Koj checks it daily. Squash Court Shenanigans: Tmt's squash adventures with Victor, and Mayowa’s revelation about their trespassi...

Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with Tmt and Koj as they bring their signature humor and insights to the table! The show starts with Tmt’s smooth late-night radio intro, echoing his retro rap intro from last week. Koj gives a nod to David Guetta, joking about wanting an A.I. version of the DJ to handle his eulogy. Tmt catches Koj off guard with voice notes from a group chat, featuring Koj’s hilariously off-key singing about having a great day and taunting his friends. T...

Join TMT, Koj, and Mayowa for the milestone 200th episode of Submaroach! This special edition is packed with laughter, reflections, and engaging discussions that mark this significant achievement. Episode 200 is a blend of music, reality TV, and listener interaction that you won't want to miss. 1. TMT’s Spirited Rap: Kicking off the episode, TMT delivers a "spirited" rap performance that sets the tone for the celebrations. Prepare for some impressive rhymes and infectious energy. 2. Celebrati...

This week on Submarine and a Roach, Koj, Mayowa, and TMT dive into the week's hot topics with a mix of humor and heart. In this episode, they tackle the sensitive issue of supporting friends during their times of mourning and explore whether physical presence—or something else entirely—is what really matters. Join the crew as they share personal insights, laugh through the tears, and discuss what it truly means to be there for those you care about. Tune in for a thought-provoking and entertainin...

In this exciting episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by special guest Elo to discuss his highly anticipated party, "Retrorave," happening on the 27th of July. The event will feature an exclusive playlist of music from the 90s and 2000s, promising a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Alongside the party talk, the boys dive into a myriad of pop culture topics, ensuring a fun and engaging listen. Retrorave with Elo: Elo shares all the juicy details about "Retrorave," from th...

Join hosts TMT and Mayowa for another uproarious episode of Submaroach, where they tackle hot topics and wild hypotheticals with their signature humour and wit. Episode 197 is a must-listen, packed with comedy, culture, and unexpected insights. 1. Trump Gets Shot:The boys dive into the shocking news of the Trump assassination attempt, offering their comedic takes and speculative commentary on the aftermath. 2. Burna Boy Still on Top:TMT and Mayowa celebrate Burna Boy's continued dominance in t...

Join TMT and Mayowa for another insane episode of Submaroach, where they tackle an array of quirky and thought-provoking topics. Episode 196 is packed with humour, insights, and lively debates that will keep you hooked from start to finish. Naming Your Kid "Sexy Redd" for $20 Million: The boys kick things off with a hilarious hypothetical discussion about the idea of naming a child "Sexy Redd" in exchange for $20 million. Listen as they weigh the pros and cons and get outside advice. OnlyFans ...

Rainy week episode from 2/3rd of the funniest podcast from Nigeria. This week Mayowa and TMT break down the current version Lagos that they live in and have a lot of fun doing it. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj for another ridic episode of Submaroach where they delve into a myriad of topics that blend humour, culture, and current events. Episode 194 is a whirlwind of laughter and insight you won't want to miss. 1. African Americans Dancing to Acrobats: The episode kicks off with a light-hearted discussion about the fascinating blend of African American dance styles with acrobatic performances. The boys share their thoughts on this dynamic and entertaining fusion. 2. Justin T...

In this hilarious episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a wide array of topics guaranteed to entertain and inform. Episode 193 is packed with intriguing discussions and laugh-out-loud moments that you won’t want to miss. 1. Tinubu Takes a Tumble: The boys kick things off by discussing the recent incident where Nigerian President Tinubu fell at a parade. The hosts give their humorous takes and ponder the implications of such a public mishap. 2. Nostalgic Cinema: TMT delves...

Join Koj, Mayowa, and TMT for an unfiltered and boundary-pushing episode of Submarine and a Roach. In this installment titled "A.I. Prostitution for Mature Minds Only," the trio dives headfirst into taboo topics and thought-provoking discussions that are not for the faint of heart. From the ethical considerations of advertising sex work to sharing personal experiences of sexual harassment, Koj and Mayowa open up about being “cat-called” with candour and humour. Brace yourself for candid revelat...

In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa tackle a whirlwind of topics guaranteed to keep you entertained and enlightened. First up, they dive into the wild world of Nigerian politics, each elaborating why they got picked up by the DSS and discussing the latest controversies surrounding Nigerian banks and political figures. But it’s not all serious talk—TMT’s new jeans spark a lively debate, and the guys delve into the unexpected revelation about your sexual orientation if...

The boys are back in what promises to be another fantastic episo- Halfway through this recording the hosts of this podcasts were picked up back Government agents and taken to a secure location for questioning and interrogation. Again. They are in custody of the Federal republic of Nigeria and this episode definitely did not stop short because TMT's recording equipment failed, Enjoy the moments before that. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-r...

New Episode alert!! TMT, Mayowa and Koj are back in another hilarious movies. The episode starts with TMT narrating the Yoruba movie he's currently watching, followed by Koj narrating his adventure on a "topless bus tour". The boys then briefly discuss the Nigerian Chef community vs Opeyemi Famakin. After that they talk about TMT's trip to the National Archives in Abeokuta. This is followed by Mayowa getting cooked by political nepo baby twitter. There are also a lot of brilliant other bits...

Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for a rib-tickling episode of Submarine and a Roach, where no topic is off-limits! In this episode titled "Every Yoruba Man’s Dream Is To Marry Up," the trio delves into a range of hilarious and thought-provoking subjects that will keep you entertained from start to finish. First up, they tackle the age-old debate: is spraying $1 bills at a Nigerian wedding razz? Tmt dives into the legalities surrounding this cultural practice, while they ponder the origins of money sp...

Better late than never! Today's episode of the podcast was recorded with Mayowa, TMT and Koj all wearing sleeveless Dashikis. In this episode we get into being owed money by family. Rap Beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake. Afrobeef between Wizkid and Davido and rivalries between contemporaries. Kizz Daniel's business practices and more Seun Kuti news. We also review the Submaroach groupchat one more time. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-an...

Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for an unfiltered and uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach! In this installment, the trio dives into a myriad of engaging topics that will have you laughing and pondering in equal measure. They kick things off with a lively discussion about Seun Kuti's viral proposal to start a church serving "marijuana tea," complete with Koj's chance encounter with the man himself at Cactus in Lagos. From there, they delve into the intricacies of the Lagos weather and the bala...

The boys are back in this truly unhinged episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Mayowa and Tmt get into current affairs. The boys catch up now that they're all on three different continents. First up, they get into millenial buff boy aesthetic and TMT's fitness journey. Then they talk about the chaotic nature of the Submarine and a Roach Whatsapp groupchat. The conversation then veers into the Drake vs Kendrick (and entire rap industry) beef. His insane use of AI, the power of Taylor ...

Lock in with the gang for a hilarious and insightful episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Tmt, and their guest, Toniverse, dive into some wild life shit. With Mayowa jetting off to London, Toniverse steps in to keep the vibe alive. First up, they bask in the post-live show glow, relishing the success of their recent live event. The energy is infectious as they reminisce about the highlights and memorable moments from the show. The conversation takes an intriguing turn as they share ...

On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, we get into: Car trouble, learning from video games, Food Critique, Adult friendships and TMT's filthy habit PLEASE PLEASE do the Submaroach listener survey: https://forms.gle/6cXZpC23Lwp7VwS2A --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message