Episodes

Welcome to another chaotic chapter of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt and Koj—your favorite agents of unserious national commentary. This week’s episode kicks off with a Mother’s Day tribute to none other than the Mother of the Nation, Remi Tinubu. The boys officially crown her Remy Ma, and obviously, this leads straight to a breakdown of the music video for Fat Joe’s “Lean Back.” Koj argues that Remy Ma had insane privilege becau...

In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj explore the nuances of perception and intent in daily interactions. They delve into how individuals' actions are often misinterpreted as boastful or offensive, when, in reality, they're simply narrating their experiences. The conversation emphasizes the importance of understanding that not every personal story is a flex aimed at others; sometimes, people merely share their live...

Episode 228: "Lagos 2 Crazy" In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the exceptionally talented Ua.x—a singer, songwriter, performer, dancer, producer, director, filmmaker, and one of Nigeria's top location scouts. The episode kicks off with a discussion on mental health, framed as a transactional process where individuals accumulate "mental health points" on good days to utilize during challenging tim...

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the multifaceted Oyinkan Dada for a lively conversation that traverses fitness, content creation, art, and cultural perceptions. The trio delves into the evolution of influencer culture on Instagram in 2025, highlighting the shift from consumerism to authentic storytelling. Oyinkan shares how her passion for art was ignited by her interest in African and Black hi...

This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast, Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj dive deep into friendship, self-awareness, and the art of not being a fool in "Parents Can Try Their Best and the Cake Can Still Taste Like Semo." The guys break down a hard truth—the key to being the ultimate friend is “getting over cringe.” But in between all that wisdom, they also get into discipline, making time for things (and people) that matter, and why prioritizing friendships is a skill, n...

On this packed episode of Submaroach, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by the incredibly talented writer Korede as they dive into a wild mix of pop culture, Lagos life, and creative expression. Topics include: 🎤 John Legend's $8,000 Concert in Lagos – Who’s paying for this, and what do they get for that price? The gang breaks it down.....badly. 🚪 Members-Only Clubs in Lagos – Are these elite spaces actually exclusive, or just an expensive flex? 🚗 Driving & Parking in Lagos – The real test of ...

On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Mayowa bring the chaos as they tackle a mix of music beef, relationship drama, and global destruction (allegedly). Here’s what’s on the menu: The Siraheem… Diss Track? – Is it really a diss track, or just really bad vibes? The boys break down the latest controversy. Valentine’s Day Wedding – Romantic or a logistical nightmare? TMT and Mayowa debate the pros and cons of tying the knot on the most cliché love day of the year. 2Baba’s Failings – Legendary m...

On this episode ofSubmaroach, TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a hilarious mix of politics, pop culture, and TMT’s latest TikTok ambitions. Expect wild takes, deep-cut references, and plenty of laughs. Performative Politics vs. The Real Deal – The boys break down the difference between politicians who just put on a show and those who actually stand for something. TMT as a TikToker (With a Small Bum?) – The internet is calling, and TMT might just answer. But is he TikTok-ready? TMT’s Dream Weddi...

Submaroach Episode 222: Koj’s Engaged, Military Tech, and Fixing Nigeria After a weekend of partying Submaroach hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a mix of personal news, political insights, and their usual hilarious takes on life. You don’t want to miss this one! Koj is Engaged! Big news—our very own Koj is officially off the market! The boys celebrate the engagement and share some laughs about love, weddings, and everything in between. Show him some love! WAF x Israel Adesanya Collab? TMT ...

Get ready for another chaotic and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj. In Episode 221: "Opeyemi Famakin vs David Hundeyin and Joey Akan vs The Alté-Right," the guys dive into everything from Yoruba culture to Twitter beefs and Lagos drama. The episode starts with Tmt confessing he wore the same outfit to a wedding on Saturday and a funeral on Sunday. This sparks a deep dive into Yoruba traditional attire, with the ...

Join the funniest men in Nigeria Tmt and Koj for another wild ride on Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach! In Episode 220: "DOUBLEgänger," the duo tackles everything from existential shoe debates to Trump-era meme coins with their signature mix of humor and sharp takes. This week, the guys dive into: Do 5'7" men actually exist? And if they do, how threatening can they really be? Skin tone semantics: The differences between how African Americans and Nigerians describe skin tone...

Kick off the New Year with Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on Nigeria's funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach! In Episode 219: "2025 is The Year of Vengeance", the trio dives into resolutions, reflections, and some chaos. This week, the guys tackle: Tmt as a boss: Strict, but also channeling Aaron Pierre’s Mufasa energy. New Year’s Resolutions: Tmt declares 2025 the year of revenge after being wronged in the final days of 2024. Koj resolves to write one joke weekly and perfo...

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another unfiltered and laugh-out-loud episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life For Us", the guys unpack everything from personal quirks to global headlines with their signature wit and banter. This week, they kick things off by sharing the pettiest reasons they've ended things with someone—think weird voices, questionable reactions to recreational drugs, and impromptu photography. Next, they catch up on l...

Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for Episode 217 of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, as they uncover why "Joe Biden is #DaddyGoals." The episode kicks off with Mayowa sharing his experience at Craving Cottage catching Fulham vs Arsenal. Koj then takes a playful jab at other Nigerian podcasters, daring them to showcase their own valedictorians, as they celebrate Oluwatomilola Adeniran, PAU’s best-graduating student and proud member of The Marine Kingdom. Next, the guys get into the ...

Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 216: "Okra is SEXY!", the trio dives into pop culture, Nigerian cuisine, and nostalgic moments, serving up sharp commentary and laugh-out-loud insights. This week, they cover: Christians remixing secular songs: The unexpected and often hilarious gospel takes on popular hits. Sexy Nigerian foods: Can anything rival pasta in Western pop culture? COVID lockdow...

Join Tmt and Koj in another hilarious and thought-provoking episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 215: "Who is David's Lawyer?" the duo dives into a mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and sharp commentary. This week, they tackle: Davido vs. Wizkid: Who has the better singing voice? Gym life after 30: The struggle of stretches and mobility exercises just to stay functional. FreshL’s InstaStory: The audacity of getting abs waxed and sharing it with the ...

This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Tmt and Koj bring the laughs and introspection in Episode 214. The duo kicks things off with a deep dive into the viral TikTok hit Bad B*tch Syndrome, dissecting its quintessential afrobeats vibe and why critics just don’t get it. It’s a track that’s dividing the internet, and Tmt and Koj are here to set the record straight. Next, they tackle the idea of leaving Twitter, with Tmt hilariously recounting how he failed a Bluesky capt...

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Koj and Mayowa are joined by Hauwa and Kunmi for a deep dive into the fallout of the US Presidential Elections. With their signature wit and sharp commentary, the group unpacks the chaos, surprises, and memes that defined the campaign season. From Biden dropping out to Trump getting shot at, Hauwa and Kunmi share their pre-election expectations and how they feel about the final results. The conversation turns introspective a...

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, where real talk meets humor! In Episode 212: "Solar Inverters Are The New I-Pass-My-Neighbor," the guys dive into the latest trends and issues impacting life in Nigeria and beyond. Kicking off with a discussion on solar-powered inverters, the trio talks about how worsening power shortages and rising costs are driving Nigerians to seek alternatives—and how the humble inverter is becoming the new ...

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast aka The Funniest Podcast in Nigeria! In Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000," the guys tackle everything from husbands and IG baddies to gaming nostalgia, all with their signature wit and humor. This week, the laughs kick-off as Tmt shares a funny story about his married friend texting him to inquire about "baddies" on Instagram. Mayowa takes us back to his university days, ...

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 210: "Olodo From Africa #OFA," the trio dives into funny topics that will have you laughing out loud, all while delivering their signature sharp commentary. This week, they kick things off with a discussion about Odumodublvck’s unreleased verse on Rema’s album, dissecting what could’ve been and why this lost track has generated so much buzz in the Nigerian musi...

Submarine and A Roach is back with another hilarious episode of Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj. This week’s episode, titled "APC - Animal People's Congress," delivers plenty of laughs, insightful commentary, and unfiltered banter. The episode starts with a fun animal trivia game show parody hosted by Tmt, where the trio dives into ridiculous questions and hilarious answers. It’s the perfect lighthearted start to another classic Submarine and A Roach episode. Next, ...

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in this week’s hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest comedy podcast! The episode kicks off with a cheeky listener comment suggesting that Tmt bears a striking resemblance to Jeremy Clarkson. This leads to a humorous exploration of Clarkson's controversies over the years, with Tmt attempting to ironically defend him based on his Wikipedia page—expect some witty banter and sharp commentary! Next, the trio dives into the latest antics of Mowalola...

Join Mayowa and Koj in this hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a range of entertaining topics and insightful commentary! The episode kicks off with a lighthearted discussion about the origins of Mayowa's latest nickname, "Mr. Mayowa," which he absolutely hates. This leads to a funny story about his little cousin Bolu, an 18-year-old university student who only calls him "Uncle Mayowa" when he's about to be cheeky. As they delve into their weeks, Mayowa shares his exci...