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March 5, 2019

EPisode 46: "Clean Mayowa vs Dirty TMT"

Shit was talked, talked was shat. TMT is a dirty boy, Mayowa is a clean boy and KOJ pretends to be wholesome. The boys discuss Tribes, The Nigerian Elections, R. Kelly, Tristan Thompson, and "cheating". --- Send in a voice...

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Jan. 7, 2019

Episode 45: "Knock It Off"

Episode 45 of the podcast features Tomi (TMT's nemesis), but this time it's more love than war. The lads recap their Christmas rendezvous, discuss Godly and ungodly sex in the Nigerian marital home and come to the conclusion ...

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Nov. 26, 2018

Episode 44: "The Person That Stole BOJ's Loud Listens To This Podcast"

Peak Submarine and A Roach, this episode is full of random banter. Listen to the lads give their takes on the whereabouts of BOJ's loud, YahooYahoo, bad habits, and some other other shit. Mayowa also tries his hardest to get ...

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Sept. 5, 2018

Episode 42: "Does Your Job Involve Choking On Spit?"

On this episode, we discuss: Nigeria, Davido's NYSC experience, and some random ass shit (No surprise). Also, Senator Bingo dies in hospital from his gunshot injury (R.I.P). --- Send in a voice message: https://podcaster...

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Aug. 15, 2018

Submaroach To Go: "Electrified"

Senator Bingo & Senator Wayne are refused entry into the Senate and stupidity ensues. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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Aug. 8, 2018

Episode 41: "Don't Bite The Back That Backs You"

Still on their Hollywood steez and realizing acting isn't beans, the boys follow-up last week's episode with another sketch. They also discuss some Pop Culture and share tips on how millennials can raise kids on a budget. --...

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Aug. 1, 2018

Episode 40: "Coffin For Two"

Welcome back! The boys have gone Hollywood and picked up voice acting careers! On this episode, ancestry is traced, cancel culture is discussed and you receive tips on gentlemen you should never brawl with. --- Send in a v...

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May 16, 2018

Episode 39: "I'm Never Going To Be Bored Again"

You will never hear another submaroach episode like this again. Bunch of nasty niggas, smh. Don't listen to this shit, bye! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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May 9, 2018

Episode 38: "Your Wife Is Very Delicious"

Sexing Neighbors, Drake, Kanye West, North Korea, these are a few of our talking points. Mayowa's back on the podcast this week too, enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and...

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May 4, 2018

Episode 37: "Schlong Talk, Short Episode"

On this episode, TMT & KOJ catch up and discuss how Buhari's comments have been justified by WizKid. They also speculate over WizKid's seemingly nonchalant approach to international commitments, give their opinions on the DAZ...

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March 20, 2018

Episode 36: "Learn The Game, Lad"

On this episode, the guys share a couple funny stories. TMT talks about the joys of clubbing with female friends, KOJ recounts a woke-ish experience and the guys discuss whether or not it is possible to separate individuals f...

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March 7, 2018

Episode 35: "We've Got Bananas, Avocados and Cameroon"

How should best friends navigate falling in love with the same person? Love doctor TMT takes the podcast to school on avoiding sticky situations. KOJ seeks clarity on his strange dreams, Mayowa has a hot date and we stay igna...

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Feb. 28, 2018

Episode 34: "Who Am I?" - Toke Makinwa

On this episode, Mayowa rejoins the crew as they explore Nigerian literature, inspired by Toke Makinwa and the contemporary art/fashion scene in Nigeria. KOJ explains why he wears glasses sometimes and TMT shares his New Year...

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Feb. 21, 2018

Episode 33: "Marry a Yoruba Woman from a Good Home That We Respect"

TMT and Koj catch up on the podcast after not recording for over a month. Banter, banter, cocaine and some pop culture! Enjoy. Alsooo listen out for this week's $100 ASOS giveaway. --- Send in a voice message: https://pod...

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Jan. 7, 2018

Episode 32: "My Butthole Has Been On Fire Lately"

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Back to Back guest hosts and once again, our guest attempts to flame TMT. Tomi is in the house and he joins the gang as they discuss buttholes, how they spent Christmas and a bunch of other stuff. --- Se...

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Dec. 24, 2017

Episode 31: "Obviously Something Kind of Obvious"

It's been a minute and we couldn't see out 2017 without wishing our fam a Merry Christmas. On this episode TMT & KOJ are joined by guest co-host Mide, and they discuss random google searches, concerts in Lagos and a whole lot...

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Nov. 15, 2017

Episode 30: "An Invitation To Treat Is Not An Offer"

TMT gives an epic speech and KOJ can't pronounce Sagittarius. This episode we continue the Hollywood discussion on a personal level and talk about a whole lot of nothing. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcast...

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Nov. 5, 2017

Episode 29: "Niggas Rhyme Fresh L w/ FreshL, Amazing!"

The boys are back on their bullshit! TMT is back from holiday, KOJ is no longer ashy and Mayowa is getting his money up for his Xmas P. The topics on this episode range from women to hip-hop, Hollywood's scariest Halloween an...

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Oct. 3, 2017

EPISODE 28: "You Got Groupies Ma Nigga?" (ft. @Fasina28)

Fasina is in the house! And he joins TMT & Koj as they discuss culture shock, the realness behind his music and paying your dues as an artist vs. paying your way through. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spo...

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Sept. 26, 2017

EPISODE 27: "For Ajebutters, By Ajebutters" ft. @odunsitheengine

KOJ & TMT are joined by Odunsi and they discuss the relationship between Nigeria and Ghana. Odunsi sheds light on the importance of having a filter in the Nigerian Entertainment Industry and Mr Eazi, our favorite reoccurring ...

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Sept. 12, 2017

EPISODE 26: "Mr. Eazi vs Cultural Appropriation"

We back, we back! And we're pushing the #TalkYourShit agenda. The boys share their opinions on the Loose Talk episode with M.I Abaga, they also have questions for his stylist (Simi's stylist too). They discuss poorly executed...

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Sept. 10, 2017

KOJ is 19 & Over

Rock with KOJ as he listens to Yinka Bernie's new project "19 & Over". Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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Aug. 16, 2017

EPISODE 25: "Ghetto Heaven, Gentrified Heaven"

What's your preferred post-death scenario? The boys talk about the after-life and KOJ shares a story idea that inspired the week's theme. The conversation drifts to sex education and TMT discusses the implications of making j...

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Aug. 3, 2017

EPISODE 24: “WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE”

Today's episode includes A LOT of snitching, as one of the boys reveals his true character. We go on to discuss entitlement amongst creatives and how certain movements appear to be more For The Currency than For The Culture. ...

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