Episodes
Episode 52: "I Like Fucking And My Bitches Call Me Fucker"
What starts off as a timeline interaction, turns into a phone call and then an episode of the podcast. Listen to TMT and KOJ talk about absolutely nothing and everything at the same time, in this artistic expression of comedi...
Episode 51: "Your waist? Cutie"
Episode 51 features guest co-host, Lami from the Wheel It Podcast. On this episode, we discuss music, Love Island and male-to-male compliments. Lol. Enjoy!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sh...
Episode 50: "One Thing I Will Not Be Purchasing On Al Gore's Internet…
For episode 50, we have an OG Submaroach episode with just TMT and KOJ. The lads discuss LOADS(wink) of things including; the United Kingdom and it's mediocre society (SHOTS!), parenting, TMT's tinder escapades and ways to av...
Episode 49: "Igbo Women Don't Drink Beer, They Drink Stout"
On this episode, we follow up on Elizabeth Holmes and she inspires a conversation on some big Nigerian scams. We also discuss slavery, KOJ mentions being taught about the pros and cons of masturbation in JS2 Integrated Scienc...
Episode 48: "Jungle Fever & Other Racist Stories"
On this episode, KOJ joins Mayowa in self-employment and the boys delve into some more wyt people content, specifically wyt women. They also discuss Burna Boy's Sway interview and pay their respects to Nipsey Hussle. Enjoy!...
Episode 47: "Martin Luther KOJ" ft. Exclusive Music from AYLØ
On this Episode KOJ reveals he intends to be the next MLK Jr. and shares his reasons. Mayowa fires his staff for not reading a book, talk about becoming the boss you hate. And TMT reveals to the world the dangers of beating y...
EPisode 46: "Clean Mayowa vs Dirty TMT"
Shit was talked, talked was shat. TMT is a dirty boy, Mayowa is a clean boy and KOJ pretends to be wholesome. The boys discuss Tribes, The Nigerian Elections, R. Kelly, Tristan Thompson, and "cheating".--- Send in a voice...
Episode 45: "Knock It Off"
Episode 45 of the podcast features Tomi (TMT's nemesis), but this time it's more love than war. The lads recap their Christmas rendezvous, discuss Godly and ungodly sex in the Nigerian marital home and come to the conclusion ...
Episode 44: "The Person That Stole BOJ's Loud Listens To This Podcast"
Peak Submarine and A Roach, this episode is full of random banter. Listen to the lads give their takes on the whereabouts of BOJ's loud, YahooYahoo, bad habits, and some other other shit. Mayowa also tries his hardest to get ...
Episode 42: "Does Your Job Involve Choking On Spit?"
On this episode, we discuss:Nigeria, Davido's NYSC experience, and some random ass shit (No surprise).Also, Senator Bingo dies in hospital from his gunshot injury (R.I.P).--- Send in a voice message: https://podcaster...
Submaroach To Go: "Electrified"
Senator Bingo & Senator Wayne are refused entry into the Senate and stupidity ensues.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Episode 41: "Don't Bite The Back That Backs You"
Still on their Hollywood steez and realizing acting isn't beans, the boys follow-up last week's episode with another sketch. They also discuss some Pop Culture and share tips on how millennials can raise kids on a budget.--...
Episode 40: "Coffin For Two"
Welcome back! The boys have gone Hollywood and picked up voice acting careers! On this episode, ancestry is traced, cancel culture is discussed and you receive tips on gentlemen you should never brawl with.--- Send in a v...
Episode 39: "I'm Never Going To Be Bored Again"
You will never hear another submaroach episode like this again. Bunch of nasty niggas, smh. Don't listen to this shit, bye!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message
Episode 38: "Your Wife Is Very Delicious"
Sexing Neighbors, Drake, Kanye West, North Korea, these are a few of our talking points. Mayowa's back on the podcast this week too, enjoy!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and...
Episode 37: "Schlong Talk, Short Episode"
On this episode, TMT & KOJ catch up and discuss how Buhari's comments have been justified by WizKid. They also speculate over WizKid's seemingly nonchalant approach to international commitments, give their opinions on the DAZ...
Episode 36: "Learn The Game, Lad"
On this episode, the guys share a couple funny stories. TMT talks about the joys of clubbing with female friends, KOJ recounts a woke-ish experience and the guys discuss whether or not it is possible to separate individuals f...
Episode 35: "We've Got Bananas, Avocados and Cameroon"
How should best friends navigate falling in love with the same person? Love doctor TMT takes the podcast to school on avoiding sticky situations. KOJ seeks clarity on his strange dreams, Mayowa has a hot date and we stay igna...
Episode 34: "Who Am I?" - Toke Makinwa
On this episode, Mayowa rejoins the crew as they explore Nigerian literature, inspired by Toke Makinwa and the contemporary art/fashion scene in Nigeria. KOJ explains why he wears glasses sometimes and TMT shares his New Year...
Episode 33: "Marry a Yoruba Woman from a Good Home That We Respect"
TMT and Koj catch up on the podcast after not recording for over a month. Banter, banter, cocaine and some pop culture! Enjoy.Alsooo listen out for this week's $100 ASOS giveaway.--- Send in a voice message: https://pod...
Episode 32: "My Butthole Has Been On Fire Lately"
HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Back to Back guest hosts and once again, our guest attempts to flame TMT. Tomi is in the house and he joins the gang as they discuss buttholes, how they spent Christmas and a bunch of other stuff.--- Se...
Episode 31: "Obviously Something Kind of Obvious"
It's been a minute and we couldn't see out 2017 without wishing our fam a Merry Christmas. On this episode TMT & KOJ are joined by guest co-host Mide, and they discuss random google searches, concerts in Lagos and a whole lot...
Episode 30: "An Invitation To Treat Is Not An Offer"
TMT gives an epic speech and KOJ can't pronounce Sagittarius. This episode we continue the Hollywood discussion on a personal level and talk about a whole lot of nothing. Enjoy!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcast...
Episode 29: "Niggas Rhyme Fresh L w/ FreshL, Amazing!"
The boys are back on their bullshit! TMT is back from holiday, KOJ is no longer ashy and Mayowa is getting his money up for his Xmas P. The topics on this episode range from women to hip-hop, Hollywood's scariest Halloween an...