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Aug. 26, 2022

Meghan Markle's Archetypes Podcast with Serena Williams gets some str…

Not everyone enjoyed Meghan Markle's interview with Serena Williams. And who doesn't want to see Prince Andrew: The Musical!

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Aug. 25, 2022

Meghan Markle's Archetypes Podcast with Serena Williams: recap and ab…

Meghan Markle told Serena Williams about a fire in Archie's room. Some recollections may vary. Meanwhile, the Sussexes have a adopted a beagle!

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Aug. 24, 2022

Meghan Markle's Archetypes Podcast finally released an episode!!!

It's been a long wait, but Meghan Markle finally released an episode of Archetypes! What did she say? The details.... Meanwhile that obscures the exciting news that the Cambridges are switching schools. Oh well. You can't win them all Kate.

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Aug. 23, 2022

Kate Middleton teams up with Roger Federer to help kids while Meghan …

It's another episode of Kate Is Wonderful and Meghan is Evil. This time, Kate just wants to help the kids learn some tennis with her pal Roger Federer....meanwhlle, Meghan went on Oprah a year and a half ago and that …

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Aug. 22, 2022

Queen Elizabeth will not change her schedule for Prince Harry and Meg…

Look, just because you want to pop over to the UK doesn't mean Her Majesty is going to change HER plans. And did Harry secretly visit Africa?

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Aug. 19, 2022

Is Prince Charles a big problem, not what you think at all, or just a…

Some think Charles is a danger to the monarchy. Charles says he's not at all like he's portrayed on TV. And some just want to have a beer with him. On the 25th anniversary of Lady Diana's death our partners …

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Aug. 18, 2022

Has Netflix had it with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? Will Harry a…

Word is Netflix may be getting impatient with the lack of content from Harry and Meghan, Is THAT what the UK trip is really about? And will they visit Wills and Kate?

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Aug. 17, 2022

Harry and Meghan will visit the UK in September!

Oh man wait until Mark Francis finds out he has to work on Labor Day because Harry and Meghan are visiting the U.K.!!! Will H&M visit W&K? Probably not! Get out your popcorn...

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Aug. 16, 2022

Does Queen Elizabeth HATE Meghan Markle, or is that just clickbait? P…

One way to get our attention is by writing "The Queen HATES Meghan': Dying Monarch 'Will Never Forgive' Harry" Also, does Kate Middleton have tattoos?

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Aug. 15, 2022

Will Prince William go see Prince Harry in the USA? Might Queen Eliza…

Wills is coming to America. Harry lives in America. Will they meet up? Meanwhile, might The Queen take the Iron Throne?

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Aug. 12, 2022

Big Wllly! Kate Middleton's adorable nickname for the future king.

Big Willy! Snicker snicker. Also there's a Diana show on HBO on Saturday.

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Aug. 11, 2022

Scary Mountain Lion could threaten Prince Harry and Meghan Markle!!

A mountain lion was spotted just miles from Harry and Meghan's home!!!! Will they need more security? Meanwhile, let's all google "Prince Charles Swim Trunks"

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Aug. 10, 2022

Is it true that Queen Elizabeth wants nothing more than for Prince Ha…

We're a little shy about using "dying wish" as an article did - but does The Queen want Harry to ditch Meghan? And is Meghan afraid that if Harry visits home he won't want to come back?

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Aug. 9, 2022

Another health scare for Queen Elizabeth!!

The Queen has, um, modified, her schedule for Balmoral. The cops are mad at Harry. Jimmy Fallon wants to have the Queen on.

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Aug. 8, 2022

Kate Middleton Wonderfulness update: she's still Wonderful

Everything has been Meghan Meghan Meghan! Let's see what Kate Middleton has been up to...I'm sure it's all wonderful...(checks)...yes it is all wonderful. She really is wonderful.

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Aug. 5, 2022

Meghan's quiet birthday PLUS will Harry's book be tamer than expected?

Kate and William wished Meghan a happy birthday? Did the Queen? Perhaps not. Royal experts think Harry's book won't be as savage as previously feared.

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Aug. 4, 2022

Did Meghan Markle even know George Clooney and Oprah Winfrey?

A look at Meghan's wedding list had some A-listers...but did she even know them? Are Clooney and Harry tight? Meanwhile, Thomas Markle Jr. sure hopes Meghan doesn't run for office.

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Aug. 3, 2022

Why don't Meghan Markle and Prince Harry actually make some Netflix o…

You ever wonder why Harry doesn't just go in the other room and talk about polo for half an hour and tell Spotify here's your podcast? Plus - the Queen owns a McDonald's!

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Aug. 2, 2022

Should Royals fear the new Omid Scobie book? Did Charles take money f…

Omid Scobie, author of Finding Freedom, will have another book that maybe the royals should fear. Did Charles take money from the Bin-Laden family? And don't google Pegging.

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Aug. 1, 2022

Did Michelle Obama not enjoy Meghan Markle? PLUS - Will the next Kin…

So what did Michelle Obama think of Meghan Markle? And it seems the name King Charles has bad luck...might King George be next?

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July 29, 2022

So how DO Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make money?

Hey if you can get Netflix, Spotify and a book publisher to write you big checks, it's a nice living. Then there's the Diana money....and Meghan was on Suits....so let's take a look at how Meghan and Harry make their …

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July 28, 2022

Prince Harry might be wrong about his need for security after all

So yeah you need security, but hiring some big burly guys isn't the way to go Harry. You know who has good security - the Royal Family living in the UK. Meanwhile, seems Meghan may have been uppity out at …

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July 27, 2022

Prince Harry might be right about his need for security after all

It seems there have been a few incidents at Harry and Meghan's home in California. The Queen has reportedly invited the Sussexes to summer at Balmoral. Will they take the chance? There is security there.

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July 26, 2022

Camila. Is she wonderful now or everything that's wrong with the Roya…

We take a break from Meghan to focus on Camila who recently turned 75. The PR machine was out as part of Project Rehab Her Image She Totally Didn't Have An Affair Being Diana's Back And Stuff.....but some wonder if …

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