Episodes

Look, if you want to have privacy, maybe singing songs on top of an open air bus with James Corden isn't the best way to go about it. Meanwhile, Her Majesty would like you to get a Covid vaccine.

If Harry continues to challenge the crown, might Her Majesty give all his military titles to The Future King, William?

Oh sure, go on Oprah and tell her how much Grandmother hurt your feelings. You don't mess with the Queen. The Queen is the most powerful piece on the chessboard. You cannot win. Also, whatever happened to Harry and Meghan's …

Meghan Markle and Harry may be podcasters (maybe...where's the new episode guys?)....but they are not Royals. And no military titles for Harry.

I'm sure everyone is just saying nice things about Harry and Meghan and nobody is siding with The Queen...right?

Harry, I don't know how to tell you this, but Her Majesty has had enough of your crap. Oh, so you're going on TV at 1 in the morning UK time? Well Her Majesty will be on when people are …

The betting public thinks the baby could be named Diana is she is a girl...but what it if's a boy? Will the couple honor Harry's mother?

Maybe if we all paid closer attention we would have noticed Meghan Markle was pregnant? And what might Megan Merkle think about this? That's a character that turned up on NCIS Los Angeles.

Harry and Meghan will be interviewed by Oprah in a 90 minute special, leading some to wonder if they want privacy or publciity?

Her Majesty is happy...but maybe also a little sad. Piers Morgan wonders why private people want their picture in the newspaper, and the Australians, well, they had quite a day...it involves kangaroos and a story about a certain couple splitting …

The Guardian floats the idea that Queen Elizabeth should be the LAST monarch. But what about our podcast? Meanwhile, Meghan Markle's gotta be happy about how the lawsuit turned out, right?

Big news from Meghan Markle and Prince Harry - they are having a baby!

Which royals are the most romantic? You might guess #1....but did you have Princess Anne at number two? And is Meghan Markle looking at entering politics?

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry dropped in on a zoom poetry class. Princess Eugenie had her baby. Mike Tindall may have made the royals look bad.

Is Meghan Markle going to write her own book? Are she and Harry just trying to be like the Obamas? Did we almost have Senator Markle? And did the Queen try to hide her finances from the public?

Had Harry and Meghan not headed off to the states, the Queen may have given them major roles in Africa, a place Harry adores. In other Royal What-Ifs, there was talk of making Anne the Queen of Scots. And Harry …

Kate is so wonderful, isn't she? The perfect template for anyone joining the Royal Family. If only all the Royals could be as wonderful as Kate.

All this back and forth about birth certificates and military titles may have pushed Her Majesty a little too far.

Wait, the Queen used WHAT word? Wait, did WHO have an affair? Meghan Markle's sister's book is out and it's gonna be an interesting ride.

Meghan Markle won't be joining Harry to visit Grandma and Grandpa this summer. Some feel that Meghan is snubbing the royals. But Kate, wonderful as always, is celebrating Children’s Mental Health Week. And who did The Queen call a gorilla?

Why did Meghan Markle change her name on Archie's birth certificate? Prince Harry accepts an apology from The Mail And a flaw in Diana's wedding dress!

Kate Middleton has a direct line to The Queen! Why doesn't Meghan Markle get to have a direct line to the Queen? Meghan didn't do so well in a survey. Seems people think Harry will wind up divorced and living …

Quick, go on Youtube and type in ROYAL FAMILY 1969 before the documentary disappears. Her Majesty banned it way back in 1972. You know you want to see it! Meanwhile, Kate and Wills have a new-ish puppy and HEY MEGHAN …

Oh you think hating on the Significant Other is a new thing that only happens to Meghan and Harry? Once Upon a Time the Royals didn't like Elizabeth's boyfriend Philip - and that one sure lasted! Meanwhile, Prince Charles likes....red …